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WHAT IF SOME VAMPIRE BITES CONTAINED VENOM??? Like What If Those Large Ass Fangs Store Poisonous Magic

WHAT IF SOME VAMPIRE BITES CONTAINED VENOM??? Like what if those large ass fangs store poisonous magic that could literally kill someone depending on how much they use.

-THE VENOM IS USED AS A TORTURE METHOD- and it can physically show it spreading throughout the veins in a persons neck (or wherever they were bit)- the veins turning a dark purple or even black depending on how much venom was used.

Now imagine Quinn using a little bit of this venom on Darlin just to watch them collapse and writhe in pain below him, smiling and teasing them on how ridiculous they looked. OR -Alexis biting Sweetheart (I hc that cannon Alexis works with Quinn) keeping them on the verge of death from the amount of venom used, and leaving their shivering whimpering form for the pack to find- preferably Milo <3.

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2 years ago

So I was rewatching Guy’s videos- or rather, what’s left of them- and stumbled across this comment:

So I Was Rewatching Guys Videos- Or Rather, Whats Left Of Them- And Stumbled Across This Comment:

LIKE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE- it’s not exactly an enemies to lovers, it’s more roommates who annoy one another but that turns to intense flirting over time without either one realizing it.

These two were just trying to have a cheaper rent with someone the other didn’t have to associate with too often- or at least that was what Honey was aiming for. Guy wanted to split the rent with someone- yes, but he also hoped to gain a good friend in the process.

Guy……annoyed the absolute hell out of Honey. He always played his videogames too loud, left his clothes on the floor, or was overdue on his half of the chores. Their patience could only be stretched so thin before it snapped in two.

They’re complete opposites, but they’ll have to admit he’s pretty sweet for such an annoying ray of sunshine. UGH AND THE FLIRTING GOD THE FLIRTING- they’re so competitive- playing videogames and whoever lost had to pay for dinner or do the last of the chores.

PLAYFIGHTINGGGGG ‼️‼️

The tension is STRONGGGGGGG and these two don’t notice a damn thing besides the warmth building within their chests.

And oh my god inviting friends over they get so much worse, everyone else is trying so hard not to point out the obvious tensions between the two.

But becoming decent friends doesn’t change the fact that he pushes each and every one of their buttons. And once Guy notices how much he got under Honey’s skin- that just made it all the more fun to keep going, and to see how long they’d last before they broke.

Honey leaning on the doorframe after a shower, hair damp and shirt discarded in their bedroom. The only cloth adorning their skin included the sweatpants wrapped loosely around their legs.

Guy resided openly on the couch, a controller in hand, and old dishes left to rest on the coffee table beside his legs. Honey groaned and slid a hand down their face, signaling Guy’s attention from across the room. “Those were there last night, Guy. Ever plan on picking those up? I plan to use that table tomorrow morning when I eat breakfast.”

“It was a long shift, I’ll get them later.” “Ah, I call bullshit, that’s what you said last night.” “So?” “Ugh you’re so fucking gross.” It’s only when Honey crosses the living room floor that Guy notices that they are without a shirt. Honey quirks a brow when Guy hurriedly tears his face away from their line of sight.

THEM JUST TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HIM FOR BEING ALL FLUSTERED- using his habits to degrade him he kinda likes it tho.

Okay yeah I had a lil mini fic tangent I love this idea sm

HONEY LOOMING OVER HIM AND SMILING DOWN AT HIM. “Are you..? Are you blushing??”

Guy leaving things out just to piss honey off

ANGRY MAKE OUTS

Ugh he loves when Honey gets rough and demanding- he secretly thinks it’s super hot when they’re all bossy and stern.

Honey loses it when Guy ends up being what they think about all the time. They once caught themselves just smiling to themselves thinking about how Guy smiled at them the other day. “…🙂………😊………😐………😳…….shit”.


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2 years ago

IM SO SOFT SO IN LOVE OMFG THIS IS PERFECT!!!!! ITS SO CUTE WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS- I desperately need to hear Lasko call them Sugar Bear this needs to be canon.

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2 years ago

Angel is almost constantly on David’s lap (he has nice thighs and Angel makes sure he knows). They repeatedly ask him to let them sit on his lap during pack meetings and he always says no- so Angel is all grumpy and annoyed the whole meeting. AND ONE TIME HE FINALLY CAVED AND LET THEM SIT ON THE ALPHA THRONE OF ALL THRONES: David’s thick ass thighs. Ugh I swear Angel was just sporting the most shit eating grin in that meeting room.

Angel could be on David’s lap, back to his chest- and you’d still be able to perfectly see and hear David. DAVEY IS A BIG BOY ALR?? + Asher cackling like a maniac vs Sweetheart who’s crying trying to keep it together.


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