Brad Was One Of Those Flappy Things From The Atlanta Olympics That You See Now At A Car Dealership Or

Brad was one of those flappy things from the Atlanta Olympics that you see now at a car dealership or a bank, but as a raver club kid at a pool party at the Millennium.

Like anyone, it was difficult for Brad to imagine anything more than a decade old as not happening @ the same time.

“$$$ did grow on treez bcuz Chris waz $$$$”

Not 8 seconds later, Ethan Hawk flew out of nowhere to snag Chris’ left Birkenstock.

Come on people. This is funny stuff. We’re telling you now. This of course can change. Let’s see how long this moody trend lasts.

Still pissed off Brad put Viagra in the last batch of popsicles, Chris whipped out the highly controversial pointed finger. B4 he realized his “gay swag” was at the wrong angle, Brad and Chris found themselves banned from the Hot Desert Inndulge 4life. That would normally suck but luckily they each still had another option.

Brad and Chris were SOOOO over the reflective lighting. 8 PA’s holding those silvery things seemed excessive.

Chris said even Slim Shady didn’t stand a chance here. Brad had two M&M’s melt in his hand. That’s when Brad asked Chris if M&M’s came in black and white.

The director, Shirley, cut in immediately. “Brad. They DON’T. Why don’t u go wash your hands OK?”

(Talking to herself) GOOD LORD.

“Ok. Take five people. Brad’s washing his hands…. With soap. You hear me Brad?!? One solid minute WITH SOAP. Will someone ensure he gets Siri on the timer…. Please.”

Shirley would ask for a raise that afternoon.

Brad and Chris couldn’t agree. UPS or USPS?!? Either way, Gustavio delivered a nice package. Hmmmmm. Yeah. Real nice.

Chris 2 Brad - Stop texting sexy pix. I'm ur bf. I'm NOT gonna buy Sfera coffee/Armani undies. Plz ...show sum self respect/common curtesy. Post ur nearly nude bod 4 EVERYONE 2 C. Ok?!? Not 2 me. Sell yourself OUT. Remember what Suze says; $$$ 1st. Then honey if you have one and if not exploit more bees and pass it off as women’s lib. Prioritize. Don’t want 2 worry bout u.