With Their Blog Still Market Explicit, Brad And Chris Rub A Dub Dub Photo Mix Stunt Seemed To Only Highlight

With their blog still market explicit, Brad and Chris’ rub a dub dub photo mix stunt seemed to only highlight their dirty minds not clean them.

Two weeks later, It would dawn on Brad brains were like cats. Neither could handle water. If only he could lick his brain. Then he could imagine clean exotic Tumblr-friendly things like crisp linens and liquid origami.

To his credit, Brad did sport liquid shorts… and who doesn’t secretly loathe linen?!?

Still pissed off Brad put Viagra in the last batch of popsicles, Chris whipped out the highly controversial pointed finger. B4 he realized his “gay swag” was at the wrong angle, Brad and Chris found themselves banned from the Hot Desert Inndulge 4life. That would normally suck but luckily they each still had another option.

Pretending to know how to wrestle ranked just below turkey and naturally turkey-flavored foods as the #2 source of Brad’s many unintended siestas.

Luckily, hitting his head on the bunk bed dropped to number three when Brad moved in with Chris. The doctor expects this to slide even further in the ranks so long as Brad doesn’t keep going home for mediocre holidays.

That was an interesting question. While Chris could not speak 4 ALL gays, he could speak as one. Brad chimed in asking if that made Chris ‘A gay” or “The Gay” as 2 the subject @ hand. Chris hypothesized a higher likelihood of the former considering Margaret Cho herself asked the question. Or would that be the latter? Oh now this was confusing. That’s when Brad turned 2 Margaret and said Chris was indeed allergic 2 shirts and so was he. Margaret then suggested changing detergents.

Better @ getting their feet wet

Brad put on his outfit for the next cam show. Brad: “Is this gay?!” Chris: “Maybe the cutout units. Really, it’s the cocky boy in it. Pretty ballsy. The prick of body hair more unnatural than anything.” Brad: “A bunch of malarkey. Your eyes NEVER left my crotch. Chris. CHRIS?!? Look AWAY from my balls. OMG. Ur sic Chris. SIC!!! Chris: “Wha??….Yeah. Good idea. I WILL take a picture. (Click Click) Hold on. Let’s make it 2. It will last TWICE as long. (Click. Click.) Oh… I know. Let’s do a warm up video. Ok. Yep. HERE we go. WOW. Just look at that bulge. Now, shake it a little. Want 2 c what happens…”

Brad and Chris’ 3rd runway show 2gether by far the most bizarre. Hecklers kept shouting “Bris” every time they hit the runway. As if.

They were two individual people who couldn’t tell eachother apart, thank u very much. Not some fancy shmancy side 4 a French combo meal.

Now what was up w/these tiny fly swatters? Perhaps they were meant for gnats.