Brad 'lost' His Shirt Again.... HAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Brad 'lost' his shirt again.... HAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

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Omg. Yes. Pank was a word.

With that Chris stood up to prove it.

P-A-N-K. Pank.

Sexy hot & adorable. Brad said it was never easy to do or pull off. Chris thought it made things more difficult not to be easy and to keep anything on. That’s when Brad said “shut up and…” Chris planted one b4 Brad could finish. Who says romance is dead?! Awe.

I first feel the need to say that’s my BF Brad. Don’t worry too much. He’s been through worse.

Brad walked in a church once when he was 15 only because there was literally a tornado across the street & it was the closest building around. It was destroyed but luckily Brad managed to lodge himself between the pews so the giant cross with a man nailed to it didn’t crush him but rather provided a twisted sort of shelter from the rest of the debris. For three hours Brad was trapped with this chiseled nearly naked dude with thorns in his head obviously in horrific pain hovering right over him.

Brad still has nightmares. I cringe just from recounting the story. I have never seen a twister myself but I do know Helen Hunt vanished essentially overnight like plastic straws and Dorothy didn’t deserve being discounted by her uncles when she just wanted to share her dream.

She was knocked unconscious by flying debris. Poor kid. Can you imagine? I can’t support the film for that reason and of course the unforgivable special effects. Terrible. Just terrible. I mean they were criticized by the people of the day. Take a moment to read the original reviews. It’s very telling.

Did you know stealing pets is still not even a law in most places? Why are we stealing pets anyway? There’s the beginning of your problem. I can tell you that much.

Here’s what else I can say from 22 years of experience. 19-throw-it-away, stop recycling Pandora’s box, and create something to last a lifetime. No one does their research, we spin instead of provide context and no one will admit to themselves they already think. We need more than fabricated reason, a Google education, and a river cruise through Egypt to get through life you know. I tried them all and look at where we are. Where is that anyway? Never mind. It will come to me.

Now, before you say anything and to answer your question… Yes. It feels nice to get out. Lot’s going on but nothing going on. Do you know what I mean? BTW’s, please let me know if I’m putting words in your mouth. I’ve been talking to one person now for more than a year and you are my first contact since the onset of the pandemic. I should probably ask for your names huh?

(A short pause)

Ok. Let’s give this another whirl. Yeah?

Aloha. I’m Chris. We may get to my other half later. Do u frequent the Venetian pool often?

Ohhhh. Wait. Hold up. I remembered where we were but still f-d it up. It’s been a minute so forgive me. I forgot to ask your names. What are they? Then, I desperately need to know where you got your matching Brittany Spears halters. They absolutely rule.

Drugs Rock n Roll Bad ass Vega Whores Late Night Booty Calls Shiny Disco Balls

Just The Fashion Tip #47

Lean back to front bounty.

Chris wanted to let the world know pretty people felt pain and had bad days too. He just couldn’t remember the last one… Well, there was that time he was stung by a bee working as a dancer at Coachella.

Deathly allergic, no one took him seriously until his arm blew up like a big ugly red balloon. Pulling the bee stinger out in front of two off duty nurses apparently just wasn’t convincing enough but somehow earned him a $20 tip. Is that a fetish?

Maybe it was the gold-studded snakeskin print thong he was wearing for the mid-afternoon set. Well, thank goodness nurses use Venmo or Chris would never been able to catch that Uber to the hospital. Actually, no… that was earlier this year so it was Chime and a random guy working under the table after collecting the new hire bonus. Good on him.

Do people still Venmo? If they do they must be the lucky one's when it comes to playing customer service chat roulette. That was another bad day for him. That makes two.

That’s when Chris pivoted to ask Brad why they didn’t just grab towels. The sheets will be wet forever.