Just The Fashion Tip #47

Just The Fashion Tip #47

Lean back to front bounty.

Brad 'lost' his shirt again.... HAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

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Hmmmm. Chris thought it still seemed pretty shady, especially 4 Southern California. What did Brad think about Tumblr and their treatment of the bots over the gays?!

Brad and Chris thought to celebrate the new elevator in their three story dream house with a pool party. Having lived in Barbie and Ken’s former pad for a year now, what they were really celebrating was the dreaded ‘lump curse’ did not befall on either of them. Ken and Ken’s doctor said if their units didn’t mound over in the first year they’d be fine. In their brand new pink and purple Speedos, Brad and Chris were fine indeed. Exceedingly so. Perhaps they do a similar get up on Wednesday when Ken hosts Hump Day Happy Hour at the local Cantina. It is a hole in the wall but for whatever reason the whole thing just works.

Chris wanted to let the world know pretty people felt pain and had bad days too. He just couldn’t remember the last one… Well, there was that time he was stung by a bee working as a dancer at Coachella.

Deathly allergic, no one took him seriously until his arm blew up like a big ugly red balloon. Pulling the bee stinger out in front of two off duty nurses apparently just wasn’t convincing enough but somehow earned him a $20 tip. Is that a fetish?

Maybe it was the gold-studded snakeskin print thong he was wearing for the mid-afternoon set. Well, thank goodness nurses use Venmo or Chris would never been able to catch that Uber to the hospital. Actually, no… that was earlier this year so it was Chime and a random guy working under the table after collecting the new hire bonus. Good on him.

Do people still Venmo? If they do they must be the lucky one's when it comes to playing customer service chat roulette. That was another bad day for him. That makes two.

That’s when Chris pivoted to ask Brad why they didn’t just grab towels. The sheets will be wet forever.

Contrary to popular belief spandex capris pants can and do work out for men. Check out this gym hottie. Whether they look better on the floor still debateable. Chris said no word yet on tan lines or tats. The front desk says Mr Capri is apparently visiting from out of town so no one knows what’s below deck.

Brad then relayed the jealous woman with the super flat tummy who was walking out of the room when he walked in said Mr Capri here has been going at the current routine in front of the three way mirror for twenty minutes. She’d stick around for the rest of the show but needed to pick up her daughter from school.

Brad thought enough to get her number to text updates. He wasn’t Luke with his private eye but would catch what he could on film. Brad couldn’t remember if he mentioned he liked her moody green crop top but felt he would properly connect it as a driver of his actions in about three days time while chopping up a kale salad for lunch.

As for now, Mr Capri’s abs were lit. Yum … oh and those colorful shoes. Adorbs! Chris lusted over their size then wondered if the man might be Brazilian. Brad then asked if those pants might technically be capris? They could also be quarter length. No one doing cardio on the balcony overhang with a clear view could agree as to what either meant.

Chris missed the comment as that’s when the lunges started. Brad let out a faint gasp.