Another Poignant Session I Had With A Rather Game Thorki Shipper On Omegle. So Much Angst And Feels In

Another poignant session I had with a rather game Thorki shipper on Omegle. So much angst and feels in this one!

Y'all can read the entire chat log here for the angsty Thorki feels.

"The String" (A-) So I recently went on a movie marathon and watched a lot of gay indie films, and this one was one of my picks. "The String" is quite the drama piece and showcases fine performances from its leads. Not a lot of explicit nudity, but it tells an engagingly erotic and romantic story about two men raised in a conservatively religious culture while embracing modern and tolerant conventions on homosexuality.

SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN "SNOWPIERCER" YET!!!

So basically Madison Montgomery's iconic quote happens to be so fucking applicable to the fucktastic finale to Bong Joon-Ho's "Snowpiercer" when that polar bear is all like "SURPRISE BITCH" all up in Yona's (Ko Ah-Sung) face who's all like "Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!" LOL.

And before you ask... YES. These GIFs I made are indeed taken from the third act of the film, so yeah. SURPRISE BITCH! ;)

LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL, TUMBLR.

Okay. It fucking ticks me off whenever I see people misspell names, and right now, it's after seeing "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" and everyone's loving Johanna Mason played by Jenna Malone. Jenna Malone. JENNA Malone. JENNA. IT'S FUCKING "JENA", BITCHES. CHRIST, LEARN TO USE GOOGLE AND SHIT.

These images are from an yearly photographic collection officially called the "Calendario Romano" (or "Roman Calendar" in English). But on the streets of Rome, the annual line-up of strapping young men of the cloth is better known as the "Hot Priest Calendar". They are all genuine priests, usually snapped in Rome during Holy Week festivities. Piero Pazzi is the photographer who snaps pictures of these gorgeous men of God for the calendar. He notes: "I meet most of them on the streets in Rome and ask to take their photos. The priests do not supply their name but most are happy to be photographed after I tell them the reason for the calendar, which is to promote the Eternal City and inform visitors about the Vatican." +++ FORGIVE ME, OH HANDSOME FATHERS... FOR I WILL MOST DEFINITELY FUCKING SIN!!!

HOLY SHIT, I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS EPIC MULTIVERSE CROSSOVER MASHUP TO REALLY HAPPEN UNTIL I SAW IT.

*CRIES*

BUT--

THIS CLEARLY NEEDS QUEEN ELSA AS HOGWARTS' DEPUTY HEADMISTRESS AND TRANSFIGURATION TEACHER FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

OH FUCK SOMEONE BETTER PLEASE DO THIS! <3