A Collection Of Upbeat Party Songs In Honor Of Imperator Furiosa, The Wives, The Vuvalini, Nux, And Max

A collection of upbeat party songs in honor of Imperator Furiosa, the Wives, the Vuvalini, Nux, and Max Rockatansky freeing the Wretched of the Citadel from the rule of Immortan Joe.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

Until, of course, shit goes down hard where the ‘rents are now involved in the pranks and the Momperator has just about HAD IT and basically forces everyone into a time out and threatens to cancel the swanky family vacation to Paris. Needless to say, Dad Max is relieved that Furiosa does not hesitate to wear the Bad Cop pants in their relationship.

So I have this hankering headcanon where Nux and Slit and Angharad and Capable and Toast and Cheedo and the Dag are all troubled foster teens in various ages taken in by Momperator Furiosa and Dad Max Rockatansky and it's like a crazy but lovable dysfunctional foster family where the boys execute panty raids on the girls and the girls hoisting the boys shit-stained undies with their names on it atop the school flagpole. It's a never ending cycle of friendly one-upmanship between them haha!

Omf babes

Prank wars are best

The girls put worms in the boys’ beds so they retaliate by replacing all their music with Never Gonna Give You Up

“Then who killed the world?!” — The Splendid Angharad

Seems like BuzzFeed is trying to tell me to ship Angharad and Furiosa something when I received my Mad Max moniker on their name generator. Hmmm.

Mad Max: Fury Road x Mean Girls #001

Imperator Furiosa: Why didn't you just keep roaming the Wasteland?

Max Rockatansky: I figure it was time for me to socialize.

Nux: Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little smeg like you.

Max Rockatansky: What are you talking about?

Imperator Furiosa: You're a regulation Road Warrior.

Max Rockatansky: ... What?

Nux: OWN IT.

Imperator Furiosa: How do you spell your last name again, Max?

Max Rockatansky: It's Rockatansky. R-O-C-K-A-T-A-

Imperator Furiosa: Yeah, I'm just gonna stick with MAD MAX.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Nux: In the name of all that is shiny and chrome, would you look at the Bullet Farmer's war outfit?!

Max Rockatansky: *turns to look at three intimidating men from across the Citadel that caught Nux's attention*

Imperator Furiosa: Of ~course~ all the Brothers are in the same war party.

Max Rockatansky: Who are the Brothers?

Nux: They're desert royalty. If the Wasteland was AUS Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the Bullet Farmer to Max who is showing off his sniper rifles*

Imperator Furiosa: That one there, that's the Bullet Farmer. He's one of the ~deadliest~ guys you will ever meet. Nux met him once at the Bullet Farm last year.

Nux: He can shoot targets from a hundred yards away.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the People Eater to Max who is fondling his pierced bitch tits*

Imperator Furiosa: That really big one? That's the People Eater.

Nux: He's ~totally~ rich because he's the ruler of Gas Town and controls all the guzzoline.

Imperator Furiosa: The People Eater knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.

Nux: That's why his body is so big — it's full of secrets.

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the Immortan Joe to Max who is being carried on the shoulders of several War Boys*

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: And evil takes a diseased human form in Immortan Joe. Now don't be fooled, cause he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, horse-faced, tyrannical warlord douchebag. But in reality, he is ~so much more~ than that.

Nux: He's the king, the star. Those other two are just his little workers.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: Immortan Joe. How do I even ~begin~ to explain Immortan Joe?

Rictus Erectus: Immortan Joe is ***FLAWLESS!

Slit: He has a War Rig, and a Doof Wagon, and a kickass Gigahorse.

Coma the Doof Warrior: I hear his skull mask is insured for 10,000 gallons of mother's milk.

The Organic Mechanic: I hear he does car commercials... beyond the Wasteland!

Miss Giddy: His favorite Wife is the Splendid Angharad.

Corpus Callosum: One time, he rode all the way to Valhalla.

Scrotus: And the V8 told him he was shiny and chrome!

Prime Imperator: One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome!

dyinghistoric I AM SCREAMING OMFG SEND HELP. >_<

adira-tyree wrote quite possibly the cutest mad max text post I’ve ever seen and I knew I had to draw it!