WHERE ARE THE LIES?!

WHERE ARE THE LIES?!

The Wives w/ tumblr blogs

Splendid Angharad: primarily social justice, equality, feminism and resources/help blog; followers love her and ask for advice on lots of stuff

The Dag: dark hipster aesthetic blog, lots of plants and fashion and witchcraft type things

Toast the Knowing: travel blog, pictures of what exciting things she’s doing and text; posts about hiking, skydiving, paintball, lots of extreme activities that she enjoys

Capable: art blog, posts about her fandoms and posts different sketches she draws of her faves

Cheedo the Fragile: fashion/luxury blog, lots of cute selfies and pics of starbucks, high-end branded makeup and fragrance

OMFG BABES.

Your anon followers are really killing it lately with these headcanons! :D

I love this one so much because I totally imagine Nux and Slit to be dancing to THIS FLAWLESS SONG and doing the amazing War Boy-esque thing featured in the video. >_<

I dare you to not imagine them growing old together as sprightly War Geezers doing this every year at the Citadel Festival.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

DID YOU MEAN THIS ONE?!

Because if so, then I’d have to agree with you. Even though I wasn’t yet aware of what her character was in the film before seeing it, this was such an incredible moment that showcased The Dag’s eccentric personality and made me fall in love with her instantly. I really hope they put this one back in the home video release, even if it’s just a deleted scene, because this is indeed an iconic shot of The Dag and it really disappointed me to know that this part was cut in the final version of the film.

upset that shot of the dag from the trailer wasn’t in the movie because it’s honestly kind of iconic

If you could only see The beast you've made of me I held it in, but now it seems You've set it running free The saints can't help me now The ropes have been unbound I hunt for you with bloody feet Across the hallowed ground

Charlize Theron as Imperator Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road

Mad Max: Fury Road x Mean Girls #001

Imperator Furiosa: Why didn't you just keep roaming the Wasteland?

Max Rockatansky: I figure it was time for me to socialize.

Nux: Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little smeg like you.

Max Rockatansky: What are you talking about?

Imperator Furiosa: You're a regulation Road Warrior.

Max Rockatansky: ... What?

Nux: OWN IT.

Imperator Furiosa: How do you spell your last name again, Max?

Max Rockatansky: It's Rockatansky. R-O-C-K-A-T-A-

Imperator Furiosa: Yeah, I'm just gonna stick with MAD MAX.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Nux: In the name of all that is shiny and chrome, would you look at the Bullet Farmer's war outfit?!

Max Rockatansky: *turns to look at three intimidating men from across the Citadel that caught Nux's attention*

Imperator Furiosa: Of ~course~ all the Brothers are in the same war party.

Max Rockatansky: Who are the Brothers?

Nux: They're desert royalty. If the Wasteland was AUS Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the Bullet Farmer to Max who is showing off his sniper rifles*

Imperator Furiosa: That one there, that's the Bullet Farmer. He's one of the ~deadliest~ guys you will ever meet. Nux met him once at the Bullet Farm last year.

Nux: He can shoot targets from a hundred yards away.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the People Eater to Max who is fondling his pierced bitch tits*

Imperator Furiosa: That really big one? That's the People Eater.

Nux: He's ~totally~ rich because he's the ruler of Gas Town and controls all the guzzoline.

Imperator Furiosa: The People Eater knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.

Nux: That's why his body is so big — it's full of secrets.

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the Immortan Joe to Max who is being carried on the shoulders of several War Boys*

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: And evil takes a diseased human form in Immortan Joe. Now don't be fooled, cause he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, horse-faced, tyrannical warlord douchebag. But in reality, he is ~so much more~ than that.

Nux: He's the king, the star. Those other two are just his little workers.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: Immortan Joe. How do I even ~begin~ to explain Immortan Joe?

Rictus Erectus: Immortan Joe is ***FLAWLESS!

Slit: He has a War Rig, and a Doof Wagon, and a kickass Gigahorse.

Coma the Doof Warrior: I hear his skull mask is insured for 10,000 gallons of mother's milk.

The Organic Mechanic: I hear he does car commercials... beyond the Wasteland!

Miss Giddy: His favorite Wife is the Splendid Angharad.

Corpus Callosum: One time, he rode all the way to Valhalla.

Scrotus: And the V8 told him he was shiny and chrome!

Prime Imperator: One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome!

“Then who killed the world?!” — The Splendid Angharad