Toji: *minding His Business*

Toji: *minding his business*

You: Take them titties out cuz I’m tryna see em, am 2 da pm, double d em and I need em ♪(´ε｀ )

Toji: …wtf…

You: …so…TAKE EM TITTIES OUT!!!

Getou: wassup dude?!

Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)

Getou: hmmm, ok

Getou: anyways, I got a question for you

Gojo: sure

Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?

Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue

Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do

Getou: ….(._.)

*snuggling in the couch*

You: hey toji?

Toji: mhmm…

You: you know why you got big titties?

Toji: *confused* I got titties?

You: yeah…big ones…

Toji:…hmmm okay… weirdo…

You: *whines* c’mon

Toji: *sarcastically says and rolls his eyes* why do I have big titties, then?

You: *happily and with a big smile says* because you got a big heart! <3

Toji: …stupid girl. *smiles discreetly and pulls you closer*

*somewhere in an aquarium*

You: woah…

Megumi: do you think they’re harmful?

You: idk, let’s find out…

Megumi: what are you doing?

You: what?

Megumi: why are you touching my hair?

You: you wanted to know if they’re harmful…

Megumi: I meant the sea urchins not my hair!

You: what’s the difference…

Megumi:….( T_T)

*minding your business*

Gojo: wassup?

You: hey?

Gojo: I got a question for you?

You: ask ahead…

Gojo: do you squirt? Or do you cream? What kind of noises does your p*ssy do when you finish creaming or squirting? What color is the inside? Does it get real wet or not really? Does it clap? Is it real tight, to a point where my c*ckhead can’t even slide in? How does it smell down there? Can I smell it? Is your cl*t big or small? How do your juices taste like? Sweet or neutral? Is it hairy or not? How much fingers can you fit in there? A whole fist or just 2? Do you swallow or not?

You: ….(　˙-˙　)

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