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If you are a fan or consume Pokémon content, you have surely found fanart where Pokémon are humanized. Some are horrible, sexualizing them to the limit and others are interesting and beautiful (mostly found on Pinterest).

Well I want to focus on this last one.

Does anyone else think this fanart is inspired by magical girls? Let me explain, I went back to my stage in consuming content about the dominated "magical girls" and while trying to see these fanrts (sliveon to be exact) it was very cute but I noticed that if we take out the pokemon factor,it calmly passes as a transformation of a girl magic. And this happens with other pokemon (be careful, there are fanart that do not comply with this and are the pokemon with normal clothes or that do not feel like a transformation of a magical girl)

I don't know, I've gotten curious, or maybe I need to sleep and stop tossing and turning so much.

I waited a day to post this, because yesterday I was partying like crazy

Y es que..... ARGENTINA GANO

VAMOS CARAJO

Messi deserved to win the world cup

Don't fuck with me..... Ash is leaving the anime.... he really is... that eternal 10 year old is leaving... ..... *Cries in the imaginary corner* PS: Do we agree, the pokemon anime is going to lose a lot of viewers for this?

Do you know the most curious thing about the following image?

Translation of the image, since he can't find the meme in English and half of you speak that language

Red

legendary pokemon trainer

pokemon league champion

lonely wolf

Destroyed the only terrifying organization Team Rocket

He was the first pokemon master of history

Ash

Mediocre pokemon trainer

never did anything important in the league

He can't handle even a couple of Team Rocket domestiques

It is not capable of capturing more than 10 pokemons.

Well, the funny thing is, not half of the things are true here.

Red was not the first pokemon master, he could not disintegrate the rocket team until pokemon HeartGold, being a lone wolf is not true for the pokemon [And if so, how ugly that he does not show affection to his pokemon] and of course , stopped being legendary a long time ago, thanks to Gold, and future protagonists of the same saga and universe

while Ash achieved much more than that, he captured 30 crazy Tauros, reached TOP 16 in the kanto league [Enough for a beginner] reaching further than the one who managed to name his town, and can take care of Jessie, James and Meowth, moreover, at the beginning of the seasons, he was willing to break one of the rules where other trainers could not hit other trainers. And what I consider Ash a good trainer is his love for pokeons because. What is the use of being the strongest if your pokeons are afraid of what will happen to them if they fail?

And although many do not believe me, Ash could have gone further in the league if it weren't for Charizard.

But I was doing the same as the fans, compare the game with the anime, since they don't follow the same logic

Likewise, all the fanfic writers, those who made memes about "Red being better than Ash" and people who defended this from sword to shield, must be like a clown because they turned out like idiots XD

I just got robbed today the fucking mother But hey, that's not the important thing, the important thing here is that I'm going to be a little more attentive to my social networks because of that, well, I don't want anything to happen. Second, I finally met all the requirements to be a Latina. And the advice of the day, carry the backpack, not on your back, but on your belly, because it can steal your cell phone and toothbrush [No, it's not a joke, they literally stole my cell phone and in a hurry, the toothbrush with its box]

When Serena was looking for a new outfit for her next pageant, a color problem arose for the dress. Green? no, yellow? hideous, blue? Absolutely not. Black? Not even going to a funeral.

Ash who was fed up with that, brought out his side "let's see bitch leave this to me" along with his side "Girl, I'm going to be fashionable"

Ash grabbed a dress that reached the knees, a beautiful blood red, with white borders, also a short of the same red, black stockings, white gloves and a pair of heels with little heels of a more pastel red [I flatly refuse to believe that the contestants were not wearing mini shorts, I mean, their dresses are too short that an idiot takes advantage to see their asses]

He threw everything at Serena and before she could say anything he said "Red will bring out the blue color of your eyes and the pastel brown of your hair, plus I know it combines."

when Serena looked in the mirror, she couldn't deny the undeniable, Ash was right, but she wasn't comfortable in her mid-length dress.

Ash, traveling with women [and perhaps dressing as one] quickly noticed Serena's discomfort and got another slightly shorter dress and gave it to her without a word

Still to this day, Serena wonders where Ash got those abilities to know how he felt and how he could choose clothes.

Ash is only thankful for traveling with women and meeting James

Something about mentors learning from their students just as much as they teach them.

(pls reblog if you can? I put so much work into these lol)

I hate Kalos in anime, but I love writing about that shit.

I cannot get over how Obsessed Belos is with Caleb. It’s SO wild, and the deeper you dig the sadder and more disturbing it becomes.

Like,,, Caleb was literally all he had growing up. Their parents were gone, they were (presumably) homeless, they were two street rats trying their best to make it on their own. Caleb was the older sibling, so the weight of caring for Philip fell on his shoulders, even though he was just a kid himself.

And considering the motif of coping through stories (Luz finding comfort in Azura after her dad’s death, Hunter finding comfort in Cosmic Frontier while trying to cope with the fact that he’s a clone), I wouldn’t be surprised if Caleb tried to do something similar for Philip. From Belos’s memories, we can see they used to play pretend a LOT. It’s a lot less scary for a young child if they believe they’re going on wild and wacky adventures than to know the truth – that they’re homeless orphans, moving into a community that regularly hangs people for witchcraft, with Caleb having to do hard labor to afford food and housing and sending his brother to school, while having to sacrifice his own education and skip meals so Philip doesn’t need to go hungry.

Caleb used stories to shield Philip from the worst of their life, which blinded Philip to just how bad his brother was suffering. To Philip, life in Gravesfield was good, but it was only good because of how much Caleb was sacrificing for him.

So when Caleb met Evelyn, of course he took the chance to escape his shitty life. It may have even been a situation like Luz, where he only expected to be gone for a short time, and either returned to find Philip gone, or ended up being trapped on the Isles for longer than he’d anticipated.

Philip, meanwhile, is fucking Losing It. Caleb was his whole world, and now he's just gone, spirited away by an evil witch just like those stories they’d been playing out their whole lives. It may even be a situation like King, where Caleb knew he wasn’t being truthful with the witch hunter stories, but Philip genuinely believed them all.

So Philip goes into the Demon Realm, determined to rescue his brother. He’s practiced this, he’s trained for this, he just needs to find Caleb, save him from whatever tortures that witch has been inflicting on him, open up a portal back to Gravesfield, and everything will go back to normal. So he travels, he meets witches, he kills them, he either gets cursed or discovers that eating Palismen gives him funny powers, so he keeps doing that.

And then, after years of searching, he finds Caleb. Not chained up in a dungeon, or turned into a frog, or a shambling husk of his former self, but free. Happier and healthier than Philip has ever seen him. 

Philip tries to grab Caleb and leave with him, but Caleb refuses. The witch who lured him away is his wife now. He’s got a house and a job and a kid on the way. He’s got a Palisman, this stupid fucking red bird that follows him everywhere. Caleb’s good here. He’s not leaving.

And I think Philip just fucking loses it at that point. What do you MEAN you’re not leaving?! We were adventurers! We were gonna be witch hunters together! We were going to do everything together! Did she do something to you? Did you just hate me that much? 

Caleb tries to de-escalate, but eventually loses his temper himself. We weren’t adventurers, we were street rats! I was working so YOU could go to school, I was starving myself so YOU wouldn’t have to, I sacrificed EVERYTHING so you’d have a chance at life! You’re old enough to handle yourself now, it’s time to grow up and let me live my own life!

Phil’s not having it. There’s a fight, someone draws a knife, and… we all know how that one ends.

Fast-forward a bit. Philip, now alone and stranded on the Isles, has latched onto the stories he and Caleb used to play pretend with. He’s going to make them come true. He’s going to kill every witch in one fell swoop, become Witch Hunter General, and he’s going to do all of it with his brother by his side.

So he asks for the Collector’s help, and together, they make a Grimwalker.

Philip decides that this is his chance. He can raise this new Caleb properly, make sure that his brother isn’t swayed by the evils of witchcraft again. The new Caleb doesn’t look exactly the same but it’s fine. Having him back is good enough.

And then the new Caleb betrays him too.

Maybe he befriended some witches, maybe he tried to learn magic, maybe he had some reservations about the whole genocide plan. Either way, this Caleb has gone the same way as the first. 

So Philip kills him, and starts over with a new Grimwalker. This time he’s gonna get it right. This Caleb is gonna be the one.

But he’s not. He betrays Philip again. So Philip starts over again, tightening the leash this time. New-new-new Caleb can’t leave his sight, isn’t allowed to talk to people without Philip there, because it’s dangerous. But strict parents make sneaky children, and Philip catches new-new-new Caleb making out with a secret witch partner behind his back.

Philip realizes he needs to change his approach. Caleb isn’t listening to him? Well, he’ll make him listen. He makes the next one younger, establishes himself as an authority figure (dad feels too personal, so uncle it is), and makes himself the focal point of this new Caleb’s life. Continuing to call him Caleb feels weird, especially since there’s such a significant age difference between them now, so he gives this one a new name.

They’re going to be witch hunters, so he names the new one Hunter. It’s hilarious when you think about it.

And so the cycle continues. Hunter is born, grows up, rebels, and is killed. Over and over and over again. Philip grows numb to it at this point – he’s already killed dozens of them, and he doesn’t see them as individuals anyway. To him, it’s like a game, resetting and starting over from the last checkpoint to really, really get everything right this time.

He adopts his new identity as Belos, and lets Hunter believe it too. He preaches to towns, pulls more and more power towards himself, with Hunter by his side, his Golden Guard, the most perfect version of Caleb he can make.

They keep betraying him though, so with each iteration, the leash gets tighter. The Hunters become more and more isolated, Belos’s power over them greater and greater. Step out of line and be beaten, show disrespect and be verbally abused, betray him (which can be anything from actively trying to stop his plans to making a friend he didn’t approve of) and be killed, replaced with another Grimwalker.

Belos becomes Emperor of the Isles, and his Grimwalkers become his right hand men, answering only to him. Caleb by his side, just like he’d always wanted. Never mind that the Grimwalkers are nothing like Caleb now – they’re submissive, desperate for affection and attention. They’re afraid of Belos, but cling to him all the same, because he’s all they have. He’s made sure of that.

A few years before the Day of Unity, the culmination of his life's work, Hunter betrays him again. Belos got too lenient, allowed him to take on a student, and now he’s got all sorts of weird ideas in his head again. So he starts over, and this time, he makes sure that Hunter will stay pure and obedient until the Day of Unity.

No contact with the other scouts. No scroll, no crystal ball, no leaving the castle unless it’s for a mission. Keep the number of missions to a minimum, make him associate getting missions with good behavior. Monitor his training, monitor what he studies, keep him safe under lock and key. Make him desperate to please, never quite give him what he needs so he keeps clinging to you for more.

And it works. For a while. At least, until literally a week before the Day of Unity, Hunter shows up in Philip’s mind. And I mean, Philip doesn’t necessarily want to ruin this one, but he’s always liked testing loyalty. He can make another Grimwalker after the Day of Unity if this one fails.

And fail Hunter does, except… he doesn’t die. He escapes. Goes on the run.

Philip tries to get him back, sends out search parties and everything, but Hunter doesn’t turn up, and he’s got other priorities now. It’s fine, Hunter’s got a sigil. He’ll die during the Day of Unity anyway.

And then he fucking shows up to stop him! Him, a gaggle of witch kids, and Luz the Human, and they nearly fight Philip to a standstill! They nearly get the better of him! Philip tries to guilt trip Hunter back to his side – surely he doesn’t want to hurt his beloved uncle – but then what does he see? That Fucking Bird. Caleb’s bird. This one’s DEFINITELY gone too far now, murder mode it is.

But then oops, the Collector gets freed, Philip gets splattered against a wall, and the Draining Spell ends. 

However, Phil’s not dead, somehow. He manages to shift his consciousness to one glob of goop that lands on Hunter, and rides along to the human realm, determined to salvage the dumpster fire this whole thing has become.

He gains back strength, spies on the kids, watches as Hunter does boring child stuff that’s absolutely nothing like how Caleb acted, until… Hunter finds a bit of his goop, and like a dumbass, sticks his finger into it. And Philip, who by now has gotten the hang of this whole Venom-stuff, crawls inside a wound, and into Hunter’s bloodstream.

And as he grows in strength, he realizes. This is it. This is the culmination of everything. Hunter isn’t Caleb, but dammit, he’s close enough. Philip can save him now, save him from these witches who have been a terrible influence on him, he can finally, finally complete his great work, with his brother by his side.

So when he gets strong enough, he takes over. Consumes whatever energy Hunter had stored in fat cells and his magic heart and uses it to power himself, growing himself throughout the kid’s whole body. Taking him over. 

He’s finally united with Caleb again, he can finally finish what he started. Never mind that Hunter doesn’t want this. Never mind that Hunter fucking hates him for what he did. Never mind that Hunter isn’t Caleb, never mind that Caleb would never, ever have wanted this, never mind that Philip is now the corrupting force, it does. Not. Matter. 

And then “Caleb” betrays him again. Because of fucking course he does. Philip literally fucking invaded his body like a parasite and made him kill his own Palisman with his bare hands, and he expected Hunter to just fucking lie down and take it? To let him do whatever? He robbed Hunter of his childhood, of his autonomy, of his personhood, and he expected the kid to not just accept it, but be grateful for it?

Well... Yeah. That’s how far gone he is. That’s how far removed from reality Philip has become. “Caleb” isn’t even a person to him anymore, “Caleb” is some kind of personification of his childhood nostalgia that he keeps trying to bring back into the flesh. And it’s not gonna work, because nobody could ever fill that role. Even the original Caleb wouldn’t be able to fill that role – in fact, that’s why Philip stuck a knife in his chest in the first place!

He’s lost EVERYTHING. He’s killed his own brother, he’s reduced himself to a parasitic goop monster that’s no longer living yet unable to die, the plan he’s spent 400 years working on blew up in his face, the realm he spent so long fighting for has moved on without him, and his latest attempt to create a new Caleb to comfort him not only rejected him, but actively despises him now. No fucking wonder he’s gone even more batshit insane.

I don’t know where the story is gonna go from here. Philip is still obviously trying to carry out his genocide, and Hunter is on the fucking war path now, so I have zero doubt that there’s going to be some sort of clash between those two. Hunter now also presumably has access to Flapjack’s memories, so him gaining memories of Caleb is also not out of the question. 

Either way, Philip’s just gonna become Even More Not Normal about his brother, and I for one cannot wait.

Sonic, hero of Mobius, savior of the world and perhaps of the universe, destroyed millions of robots, became [and continues to become] God (or Super Sonic), beat a lot of gods much stronger than him , survived a black hole, endured 6 months of "toruta" (I put it in quotes, but the Forces thing is NOT torture), who knows what will do in the future.

Also Sonic; curled up while dreaming, on the lap of her boyfriend (Gadget or Rookie) holding a teddy bear

a little late my post but...

MY CHILD FINALLY MADE IT, FINALLY. HE ACHIEVED HIS DREAM OF BEING THE STRONGEST, BEING THE BEST POKEMON TRAINER IN THE WORLD.

AFTER 25 YEARS ACHIEVEMENT.

Shit, when I found out, I thought it was a joke until they showed me the episode, and I got emotional and then I cried

And on top of that, I remember them from pikachu with his pokemon friends, copn his companions, his brothers, damn, I have to cry, and how to forget the opening, always nostalgic when listening to it but at the same time a feeling of power when seeing the scenes

Thank you pokemon thank you for allowing Ash ketchum [or Satoshi] to fulfill his dreams

thanks for the great fight

and thanks for everything

I have a pokemon headcanon that has to do with the lack of battles and guys in Kalos contests.

And it is that Ash wanted to participate in these contests, but they rejected him for being a man and also that they explained to him that there were no pokemon battles here like in the other regions and that it had to do with the beauty of the girl and how she coordinated with her pokemon

Needless to say, he's been complaining a lot to Dawn and May, they were complaining too. I mean, it was incredibly unfair that only girls were allowed to do that.

It seems like a joke, but it's anecdote xD

Is this a problem?

Sonic, hero of Mobius, savior of the world and perhaps of the universe, destroyed millions of robots, became [and continues to become] God (or Super Sonic), beat a lot of gods much stronger than him , survived a black hole, endured 6 months of "toruta" (I put it in quotes, but the Forces thing is NOT torture), who knows what will do in the future.

Also Sonic; curled up while dreaming, on the lap of her boyfriend (Gadget or Rookie) holding a teddy bear

When you are ready to leave tumblr for the gringos / Americans / yanqui, or as they say in your country, for bad experiences, and facts of the past [Like that Argentines are not Latinos, that America is a country, even though it really is a continent , or about "latinxs" which is stupid] :

But, you decided to search a bit more and you found beautiful content from your fandoms [Well, mostly beautiful], and just as beautiful people, and in the end, you decided to stay and also post content from your Aus from different fandoms (Along with opinions, ideas, etc.) and try to share a bit of your culture even in English [even if you don't understand any or most of English];

esto va a hacer taaaaan genial

Maybe my mental stability sucks, but he's still the sexiest in my whole world

Sonic or/and Shadow at one point in their lives

I'm in so many fandoms that sometimes I miss everything

I am literally the next Gif;

Many say that characters like Raven Queen, Cerise Hood, Ginger Breadhouse, among the most Rebel's, deserve to be in Monster high, the place of the monsters that you can really be yourself

But... if we analyze well, we take a closer look, those who have, or well, had to go to Monster High, are more and less than those who are Royal's, that is, Apple White, Ashlynn Ella, Daring Charming, etc.

Why? Easy

They are people who have to learn to accept themselves, not to be afraid of their imperfections

Apple for her blonde hair and that she snores at night

Daring you won't always be attractive

To Duchess that although it does not have a happy ending, it does not have to suffer the same consequences

And the list unfortunately goes on and on.

For this reason, many Royals [Depending on the season] should have and deserve to go to monster high, because, in my point of view, they would learn to be, as one of the best mottos I heard, “Be unique. Be yourself. Be a Monster High”

[It is noted that I am talking about the original series, not the reboot or the live action]

PS: this is my first Tumblr post