The Best Way To Tell If A Star Is Ripe Is To Do The Thing You Do With Watermelons. You Like Knock Them
the best way to tell if a star is ripe is to do the thing you do with watermelons. you like knock them a couple of times and if it sounds hollow you’re good i think -💌🌸
you would think that would work , but stars aren't made of water like watermelons are . they very much need to be squished instead
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