This Is Hysterical And I Am Crying. Definitely Going In My Top 3 Cracky Headcanons., Right Next To Coulson/Fury

This is hysterical and I am crying. Definitely going in my Top 3 Cracky Headcanons., right next to Coulson/Fury forming the Avengers for the purpose of finding friends for their baby assassin Natasha

Danny, Dani, and Dan get deaged by a wish gone wrong. They get picked up by a loser in a furry costume.

Batman, having only been on scene for about half a year, still making mistakes and eating shit when he doesn't stick the landing, finds the trio of babies stashed away in an alley.

Batman's not doing so hot; he'd just fought a new rogue with strange abilities and only barely won thanks to being thrown through a case of occult antiques in the museum. In the end he'd managed to restrain the being by opening an ancient vase and imprisoning the villain in it.

The Dracula-themed villain had been a very difficult fight, and said fight had only proved to him that he had to train more. Get better. He was on his way home, actually.

Clearly someone left them there to pick them up later, given that there's a diaper bag with all of their names on it.

He drops them off at a baby drop-off and goes about his night.

Except he got attached.

The very next day he's so overcome with guilt he immediately looks into being a foster father for them. The process takes awhile, but he gets to foster them.

So by the time Dick comes into the picture, there's already three hellions toddling around, and he gets to be a big brother far sooner.

Also, the noise the toddlers produce helps him ease into life at the manor.

So because I haven’t cried about it on social media yet:

HANGE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE FLYING TITAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

9 years later and this aged so wonderfully

bUT LOOK AT HOW SMALL LEVI IS NEXT TO EREN

AND YET EREN PRACTICALLY WORSHIPS THE GROUND HE WALKS ON DESPITE HOW FUCKING SHORT LEVI IS COMPARED TO HIM AND I FIND THAT FUCKING ADORABLE

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

the first three ducks are definitely named after the other Robin boys. he doesn't dare name any of them Cass or Steph out of fear they may take over the entire farm

when i say that tim drake should fuck off to live on a farm and have a flock of ducks just for funsies i also implie that the ducks have to have the most stupid goofy names, otherwise it's all pointless