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【She/her】【Autodesk Sketchbook + Flipaclip】 Corned Bread • コーンドブレッド • Корнед Брэд (@Rpcsa8 on Twitter) Art tag: #corny creationsText tag: #loaf of textShitpost tag: #corn crap

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I Feel Pain. In My Bones And In My Brain. Never Make Me Do Comics Or Painting Again, I Think I Might

I feel pain. In my bones and in my brain. Never make me do comics or painting again, I think I might go insane. (wow that rhymed!)

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1 year ago

Hey so what is your favorited Bbieal au ship

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Apologies for late reply 🙏

TL;DR my favourite ships are Shybi, Billfriend, Joedina, Olivialex and Dollex.

Hey So What Is Your Favorited Bbieal Au Ship

Shybi 😮🧤 (Shy John x Billy)

Best friends to lovers trope + “Light in the dark” trope — very cliche but I adore it very much. I think that Billy always tries to portray himself as “well-made” to the public, but behind closed doors he’s literally everything except “well-made.” He’s emotional (Non-Emotional Creature being used to “clean up trash”); he doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions adequately (Vending machine of Beer, need I say more?); he’s tired (shoutout to Billy’s three jobs, mad respect to single-parent fatherhood 💪); he’s arrogant sometimes (This isn’t inspired by canon, I think Billy would have an ego from being always told he’s “well-made”); he’s haunted by things that aren’t there (The Great War, circa 1985, from CBA).

But despite all of this, there’s always one guy who has his back. And it’s his best friend, Shy John (⌒▽⌒) Why do I think that? Well, in the mods the only character to consistently appear is Shy John. Wherever Billy is, Shy John is there too. And of course Billy is very greatful for Shy John’s care. So much that he makes prioritises Shy John’s well-being over his (Funfact: Shy John’s sprite is the only one that is “undamaged” in “11 Years Later”). But not in an obssesive way, more of a “As long as he’s okay, then everything is okay” — self-destruction is not well-made!

Hey So What Is Your Favorited Bbieal Au Ship

Billfriend 🧤⏰ (Billy x Girlfriend/Old Friend)

So much of this is headcanon/personal interpretation because Girlfriend & Old Friend literally have 0 personality in the source material 😭

I think their relationship is tragic, Billy loved his old “friend” so much he built a robot to subsitute her. But the robot is a robot, therefore she can’t replicate Old Friend perfectly. I also find it poetic that Billy’s Girlfriend is only known as “Billy’s Girlfriend,” a title is the only thing she can replicate. She can never replicate his old friend… Someone that shared memories, struggles and celebrations with him…

This is also equally tragic from Old Friend’s perspective. She’s perceived as a dead soul, when in actuality she’s very much alive but trapped in The Office™ like she’s “Kaiba getting banished to the shadow realm.” If we’re to assume this is the same Office™ that FileName2 is trapped in, then Old Friend can still see Billy. But only as a spectator. She can’t interact with him; only watch his life progress with others, as her’s is trapped in purgatory alone.

Hey So What Is Your Favorited Bbieal Au Ship

Joedina 🍾🥔 (Joe x Baldina)

They’re both losers, therefore they should kiss. And then maybe along the way, they’ll help eachother become not losers. Mutual improvement!

Hey So What Is Your Favorited Bbieal Au Ship

Olivialex 🫒🌷(Olivia x Fake Alex)

It’s not the killing that they’re infatuated with. Olivia wants to genuinely hunt down and kill Alex for justice; Alex wants to hunt down Olivia as a way to mess with her and keep her for himself. Olivia is playing hero, while Alex is acting like a wannabe-yandere. Though they want to kill eachother, they just can’t… Olivia sees Alex as a fascinating discovery, something to be studied and cultivated; Alex sees Olivia as a desireable asset for doing work and keeping him company. They say they don’t want to be friends, but perhaps in a timeline where they didn’t want to kill eachother so bad, they could be co-workers.

They hate eachother so much it wraps back around to infatuation. They don’t love eachother, they’re just so obsessed with killing the other that they end up dedicating their whole lives to it. But once they actually get to killing or losing the other person, suddenly it feels wrong. Because after death, what do you do now?

Hey So What Is Your Favorited Bbieal Au Ship

Dollex 📓🌷(Dolly x Real Alex)

Mostly headcanon for Real Alex because he has 0 personality in source material ⚰️

From a bus stop to a weird house, Dolly and Alex are good friends who’ve gone through alot. When I say “gone through alot,” I mean Alex’s depression. Alex is troubled by many things: his work, the value of his life, his aspirations and most strangely… His house. To qoute Dolly from the MrDrNose discord server, “It was a weird and old apartment.” Maybe it’s the scratches on the walls; or the empty plates with steak juice despite Alex saying he’s not fond of eating meat; or the copious amount of broken broomsticks. Either way… Dolly thinks it’s best to ignore it. The only demons she knows about are Alex’s inner demons that make him feel miserable. And those are the only demons she’s willing to deal with. It’s not her job to care for him, it’s her choice. She loves Alex and wants to see him get better, Alex is in denial that someone can be so caring and kind towards him. But over time he learns to accept Dolly and her kindness into his life. And when he improves he’ll remember all the times Dolly helped him, so he’ll surely help Dolly when she’s in her darkest moments too! Snap out of this self-loathing and self-pity, finally do something with his life and help another life! So that both lives can live happily.

At least, that’s how it was supposed to go. If it wasn’t for the demon (literal) in the house and the demons (figuratively) in the mind…


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1 year ago
The Only Proper Way To Reveal To The Public That I Think Joe Is Intersex Is Theough A Joke Its What Joe
The Only Proper Way To Reveal To The Public That I Think Joe Is Intersex Is Theough A Joke Its What Joe
The Only Proper Way To Reveal To The Public That I Think Joe Is Intersex Is Theough A Joke Its What Joe
The Only Proper Way To Reveal To The Public That I Think Joe Is Intersex Is Theough A Joke Its What Joe

The only proper way to reveal to the public that I think Joe is intersex is theough a joke… It’s what Joe would’ve wanted…


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1 year ago
Introducing The French Weeb Who Went From Living In His Moms Basement To His Best Friends Storage Closet

Introducing the french weeb who went from living in his mom’s basement to his best friend’s storage closet ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ I headcanon Joe as French and Crazy Director as Japanese. Joe left the FR server and joined the JP server to start a new life, and finally do something — and he’s certainely doing “something” right now, if that “something” includes “being a math teacher and struggling alcoholic.” He went from fighting people on 2chan to fighting children in the hallways — and 4chan.

Introducing The French Weeb Who Went From Living In His Moms Basement To His Best Friends Storage Closet

Despite his reckles behaviour, he is genuinely trying to become a better person. Crazy Director might be insane, but he’s the most normal decision Joe has ever made. A friend. They live together in the same house, there’s a bit of culture clash — refer to the utensils — but CD is helping Joe get accustomed to his new life. And Joe is welcoming this new life with open arms, and multiple bottles of illegally imported moonshine.


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1 year ago

girl i just saw ur pixelated drawings with the guy that has rainbow colored orbeez balls and i gotta say i love it so much its so cute and the art style fits ur humor so much

(agian hapey birthday!!!!! may you be blessed with money and food)

THANK YOU, I forgot to respond to this on August 18 😭 I hope you are blessed too! Actually for my birthday I got money from my Lola since she does chinese-filipino tradition, sl the blessing was received 🛐 I am glad you like my funny pictures and funny words. I love your slice of life art so much, guys please check out @the-marcos-family-sucks-ass they make good art and comics and dialogue and drawing small details and-


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