cornedbread - Is he basic or just a joke? He is a basic joke!
Is he basic or just a joke? He is a basic joke!

【She/her】【Autodesk Sketchbook + Flipaclip】 Corned Bread • コーンドブレッド • Корнед Брэд (@Rpcsa8 on Twitter) Art tag: #corny creationsText tag: #loaf of textShitpost tag: #corn crap

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(oven door creak)

(oven door slam)

(humming of the electric oven)

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Olivia leaning on her chair: Since he’ll be here for awhile, I think you should ask your new spirit friend some questions.

Billy leaning on the kicthen counter: Son, do you have anything you want to ask?

Billy’s Son: No.

Billy: Huh? Why not?

Billy’s Son: I just came from the forrest, I don’t wanna talk.

Billy: (sigh) …Why are you haunting the Billy Hotel, Mr. Alex?

Alex: I didn’t come here for the hotel :3

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Billy: Huh? Well, why are you here then?

Alex: I was spe-

Olivia: Okay, minor mistake already. TECHNICALLY he didn’t haunt the Billy Hotel, he was haunting the forrest, THEN he haunted your hotel after your son invited him over.

Billy: Ah… My bad…

Alex: -nding time with Leyman. I thought he was a good kid, so I didn’t want him to be lonely.

Billy: Wait, who is Leyman?

Alex: Your son?

Billy: …That’s not my son’s name…

Alex: What is his name then?

Billy: …

Alex: Leyman, what’s your name?

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Billy’s Son: …

Billy’s Son: I don’t want to talk!

Billy: …

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Olivia: …Dude, what’s the name of your son?

Billy: Le.

Olivia: Uhhhhhh… That’s just his surname.

Billy’s Son: Call me whatever you want.

Billy: You can call him whatever you want, I don’t put much thought into nicknames honestly.

Billy’s Son mumbling: I’m just his son…

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[<] P.3

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Olivia: I guess I’ll be off then…

Billy: I suppose so.

Olivia: …

Olivia: Can you make me mushroom soup again?

Billy: I can’t make you mushroom soup because the conditions haven’t been met.

Olivia: Dangit.

Billy: We’re having quesadillas later. Would you like that instead?

Olivia: Would it be okay?

Billy: Yes, you are a family friend now.

Olivia: Cool.

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Billy: You can hang your hat on the door hook.

Olivia: Oh, thank you.

Billy’s Son: !!!

Billy’s Son: Is Ms. Asmodena coming?

Olivia: No, not today.

Billy’s Son: Why not?

Olivia: She’s busy at the uh… What’s it called… She’s busy at some burger house.

Billy: I thought she worked at the gym?

Olivia: I thought so too, I have no idea why she’s there now.

Billy’s Son: Maybe she wants to try cook?

Olivia: Maybe…

Meanwhile in Burger Place…

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(sounds of bruger sizzling and squeaking of metal joints against rubber)

Scrina: NO, NO, NO! YOU CAN’T PUT THE BURGER ON THE BUN, YOU HAVE TO PUT THE LETTUCE FIRST BECAUSE IF YOU PUT THE BURGER ON THE BUN DIRECTLY, THE BUN WILL GET SOAKED IN THE BURGER GREASE, AND THE BUN WILL BE SOGGY. SO YOU HAVE TO PUT THE LETTUCE, THE SAME GOES FOR THE TOMATOES AND ONIONS, ALL THE VEGETABLES ARE BARRIERS TO PREVENT THE BUNS FROM GETTING SOGGY!

Asmodena: I thought we were making burgers.

Scrina: FLIP THE BURGER ON THE LEFT, IT’S GOING TO BURN!!!

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(Sounds of Olivia and Billy’s Son conversing)

(…)

Alex: Hello :3

Billy: …

Alex: I wanted to apologise :^( I’m sorry for entering your house.

Billy: …

Alex: Uh… I’ll just… Hang around…

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6 months ago
Thank You To Everyone Who Participated In My Two Different Events! Here Is The Finished Pieces ^3^ I
Thank You To Everyone Who Participated In My Two Different Events! Here Is The Finished Pieces ^3^ I

Thank you to everyone who participated in my two different events! Here is the finished pieces ^3^ I had alot of fun. I want to try to include more Tumblr suggestions since only 2/13 chr. are from Tumblr — “Wait?! But there’s only 12 chr. here?” That’s correct, I had to move Igor to another canvas so that it’d be even, he will appear in my next event. I will take a rest now.

If you want to use these as icons, go ahead! Remember to credit me.


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6 months ago

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"


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6 months ago

Funfact: My birthday is on August 18.


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