I Also Kinda Thought Something Like This. Lilith Wouldve Been The Virtue Of Patience When She Was An

I also kinda thought something like this. Lilith would’ve been the virtue of patience when she was an angel, and she would’ve been the avatar of wrath. So maybe some of her power went to satan. Also ages don’t matter in the ranks of the brothers, the sins are in order of most deadly to least deadly, so wrath is the fourth deadly sin therefore Lilith, regardless of her age was going to be fourth most powerful anyway. I do agree with him being able to turn angel in the event since he has some angel in him or Lilith transferred her power somehow to satan not to mention satan was born in heaven just before they fell I’m guessing , either that or them bracelets just work on any demon

Ok, mini theory time.

You know that every time we teleport to the Devildom we end up falling on or close to Satan. What if our powers are connected to his? Like maybe if Lilith survived she would have become the avatar of wrath, but since she 'died' Satan became it instead.

(This would also explain why Satan was able to turn into an angel in that event. Because just like us he has some angel in him.)

Lilith 'died' and part of her power went into Satan. And maybe when we came to Devildom we started to develop magic because Satan is the other part of our magic.

Or maybe I'm reading to much into this but it would be so cuteeee!!!

Holy shit yes!!!!

I agree and not to mention that mammon’s greed can allow him to manipulate the economy at his will. Now, obviously, this could be very dangerous when you think about it because mammon can cause a whole economical crash, so obviously it was one of the reasons why he keeps his anger in check.

I also think that he probably is behind a lot of the reasons why human cities lost so much money, or they were destroyed, as well as the touch of Midas which could’ve been mammon lending just a part of his power to turn things into gold. I think he wouldn’t know that he has such a useful and a potent power however, i don’t really think he’d believe the significance of his power let alone think he can control the economy cuz , like you said the guy has self esteem issues. But i also think that lucifer knows of this power prolly cuz Diavolo told him so, and he obviously wanted to keep mammon so he and the rest could live lavishly.

I feel like this power is distributed through hell, so I’m guessing that devildom is sorta like a capital city or something, plus the layers of sin which has its own citizens plus the other cities and the area of hell which is cold as fuck and all the other restricted areas, so hell is practically a massive realm obviously and in game we only see a part of it, so you can imagine how much of mammon’s power is around hell.

Also the fact that mammon steals things that belong to his brothers or stuff like rings and other insignificant things as well as scamming people, which i don’t think is a lot of times seeing how lucifer ends , compared to how he prolly will be if all his power just stayed in him, thats honestly a lot more self control besides, mammon does so much for his younger bros, like when he thought belphie was crying and tried to comfort him, and is the reason why lucifer has a whole tree up his ass. So in conclusion mammon is very important to the economy of hell

Oh and I forgot to mention that anyone who mammon does not like ends up becoming bankrupt – like they wouldn’t know what hit em.

It doesn’t even have to be someone who he even knows, like for example say idk, a high nobleman just blatantly disrespects asmo and slut shames him, calls him disgusting names which prolly would cause ya boi asmo to come home upset or just wants to down a bunch of wine in his room and obviously, ya best boi beel would probably notice something and ask satan to help asmo. Which of course would catch everyones attention, meaning that mammon would prolly hear “oh lord maximus just called me a whore its nothing guys”. Asmo-protection squad is now formed and there is a certain avatar of wrath coming for said guy, mammon doesn’t even need to know who this maximus guy is, the power surrounding that area where said noble lives will just start going negative on the guy and somehow making him bankrupt. A lot of nobles like their wealth so if their economical status changes for the worst they gonna get mad and maybe become a bunch of karens and richards.

There is also something about mammon and Beelzebub and idk how to explain it. So these two are probably the only ones who can control the demon form properly, don’t get angry easily and both love their family. Though, they are both the protectors in a way. Beelzebub outwardly makes it known that you mess with his family, you mess with him and you’re gonna get back hand slapped to the human world and who wouldn’t want to take this threat to heart, beel is as intimidating as he looks and he doesn’t have to try. I also agree with beel’s power being useful in farming areas.

However mammon doesn’t make it obvious.

People do underestimate mammon and do not take his ranking to heart, therefore they do forget that it is easy to fall to greed ; there is a reason why the sins are in that order. So obviously mammon does use this as a tactic.

In a lot of anime, a lot of people like to see the chill or the goofy characters or those characters who you don’t take seriously get mad because people will get shocked, take denki kaminari for example, people normally get reminded of their place that way. And mammon clearly favours lucifer even though lucifer punishes him and even though he thinks lucifer thinks that he is a disappointment, mammon pretty much makes sure no one, not even his own siblings can disrespect his older brother. And in the Let Your Hair Down card mammon doesn’t get pissed because his younger bros are berating him – no he gets mad cuz they be disrespecting lucifer.

However i do think that mammon will protect his younger brothers and say for example he gives an insult to asmo and asmo insults him back sibling language and you try insult asmo as well, babes you about to go on the headlines, whether you are a noble, part of the council or even a lesser demon, mammon will not give a fuck he will swipe yo head real quick and continue with his day. No he wont clean the mess thats not his problem and nobody will believe asmo if he says “ oh ye mammon is the one that killed Jacob”, they will think he did. So asmodeus darling shut it.

Mammon also does have the element of surprise in his hands. People do not think that he will kill, solely because he is the mammon who has scammed people; the mammon who has pacts with witches; the mammon who has a very large debt to said witches; the mammon who gets flustered easily and the mammon who gets hung upside down on a daily. So , of course, people are going to forget that mammon is pretty much the second strongest sin in hell. Not to mention lucifer himself does tell mammon to finish of his dirty work. What I’m getting from this is either lucifer cant be asked to do said dirty work, he doesn’t wanna dirty his hands which i don’t think is true unless he got those satin gloves that he wanted for a while now or he just wants mammon to just go for the sake of the element of surprise that the demons, who I’m guessing are part of the dirty work, will get.

Also his own brothers do forget their ranking as well, just because mammon is the more laid back brother and the one who get shit for his sin most the time, doesn’t mean he can’t scold you and call you out on shit. Just because mammon didn’t snap yet because of his patience, that does not mean he wont, it’s only a matter of time.

The day mammon get mad is the day all of mammon’s power will go back to him. It will be the day where the economy of hell will be in shambles and those who can stop mammon would be way too shocked to do anything.

In conclusion, mammon is a guy who is pretty chill, but you press the wrong button, well, good night i guess

I have quite a few mammon headcannons and i don’t know what to do with them so here ya go children

Mammon definitely has a deep connection with his crows and ravens in hell and treats them like they are his kids, ( everyone knows that) so if you hurt them, imma pray for you

I feel like he also does more than one familiar so, linking to the fact that he’s too bad to be an angel but too good to be a demon, he has doves, harpies and albino crows, and that he’s very close to the albino crows as they be different and sorta get bullied by black crows like how his bros bully him but we ain’t gonna talk bout that

There is a mythological creature called a harpy which is a massive bird with the head of a female. These hoes are pretty much stronger than birds of prey of course, and we’re gonna say that they are tall as fuck im talking 9-11 feet tall. Pretty sure mammon can order these hoes around and since mammon does take care of them and gives a place to stay, they give him and the crows protection in return. They are hostile to anyone else yes that includes the bros and Diavolo and barbatos especially if you are in their territory. Yeaaah…. you’re about to get expired. Doesn’t really help that Diavolo is scared of them cuz they are pretty much immune to royal magic let alone any magic, which is why certain areas are out of bounds for people to go to - not to mention the fact that they can and will terminate him if he gives them a reason to and will literally crown mammon as the new prince of hell which is why dia is afraid for the crown and his position nah cuz they really did threaten him while he was sitting on the throne - and they made sure he swore an oath - to ensure mammon is comfortable and living the best life or they gonna make him meet lucifers father. They also do the whole head tilt that some birds do and its sorta creepy - they only ever do it if they’re mocking or checking you out they gon munch you, or if you are in their territory, or if they about to fight you yes they fight demons, they are stronger and honestly they just do it cuz they bored. They also have this cry they do when they fly so they can communicate and it sounds like a crows caw but more feminine and high pitched and way more creepier. They do this sometimes cuz they want to see any demons reaction. They can also speak quite a lot of human languages, infernal included, so if you think that they can’t understand you and you trying to shoot them down, they will just stop whatever the fuck they’re doing and just stare in your direction like 👁👄👁. By then you’re probably in the past tense and on they’re menu. In conclusion these big ass lady-birds are not to be messed with and just give people an increased risk of heart attack cuz they just glide and swoop down for no reason yes they will laugh at you and will do it again.

When mammon fell, his sadness became overwhelming and he ended up crying gold, sort of showing that thats his first sign of greed. Because of this massive cities ended up being created and it has been dubbed as the cities of gold. Pretty self explanatory. These cities are hidden and no one lives there as well but like, that didn’t really stop people from trying to find it once they found out somehow. Ye they ended up becoming either gold statues or their souls decided to have permanent tea time with god. You would rather be a hashtag than be a statue cuz the gold will be poisoning you slowly - yes you will be alive , the gold is just a casing you cant break through. Normally this happens if you have the intention to find each city so the chances of u being 6 feet under is unlikely. There are seven cities in total, all spread out in the human world. In hell there are 8. The only way to be able to go any city is to have the symbol of greed on you as a protective symbol, not a pact theres a difference (imma get to that later). It only opens up if the doves-yes there are doves they guard the place and are normally docile but please do not underestimate or trust them they are worse than crows and are complete hazards to society- sense that you want to go inside, they somehow alert mammon, and ya boy will let you in if he feels like it. If you some how got in but mammon dont know you, the city will collapse on itself on his order. So you can either manage to get back to safety with some trauma from ya little expedition or you are now in hotel trivago. In heaven. Yeah.The royals or the bros cannot sense the cities in the human world, but can sense those in hell and wanted to check it out. Ended up prying the magic door open and got in. Didn’t really end well though. The entire city collapsed and barbs didnt really see that coming. They all ended up with scratches and burns and a bit shooketh and Diavolo hasn’t really learnt a thing this fuck still wants to go again mans really said it was fun and barbs still thinking about that kiddie leash he saw in the market and is this 🤏 close to buying it. The only way to get in a city safely is by having a protective symbol or building enough trust with mams for him to take you there. So you can either fuck about and die or go in with mammon safely. Have fun if you manage to find it tell me how it went.

Now for protective symbols. These are really rare, cuz demons really couldn’t care less bout humans, and they do require powerful magic. Mammon sorta stumbled on a book talking about these symbols and ended up learning the spell of by heart. Boy never really thought he would need to use it though so thats a shocker. But neways, they look somewhat like them pact symbols except they upside down and are invisible to everyone but the demon who performed the spell. Its also rare because hardly anyone uses a protective symbol because of the fact that its a really hard spell to do and only those who have enough power can do it - basically only the demon royal family and barbatos can do it. Anyone else who tries to do it either dies or ends up botching the spell causing it to become backwards and more curse-like, so instead of protection it now harms the person, meaning ya boy Diavolo gotta deal with it. Its also the reason why people rather use pacts or sell their soul solely because of the difficulty of getting the words and the incantation right to the point where dia banned it from use. In conclusion, mammon should’ve been on the headlines by now or caused his human to be cursed. Honestly the only reason why it worked was because he was taught old infernal by the death angel cuz hoe already knew they were gonna fall and decided to make use of his own knowledge and pass it down to someone else, ya know? The only people who have the spell on them is mc and that 9 year old kid that this guy is paying child support for innit, so they basically have the right to go into his cities of gold. Bonus - Diavolo honestly can’t perform this spell at all, neither can his father only his mum could because hc time she is the direct daughter of the late empress giving her enough power to perform this spell. So technically the father was some sort of aristocrat/ duke kinda thing an extra. So the fact that mammon can do it is sort of concerning. And this perfectly leads to my next headcannon

Ya boy is stronger than lucifer. Because this hoe can control his anger and shit, that pent up anger started converting itself to power (leave me alone im making this up as i go) and we know mammon gets most shit from the brothers, so all of the anger has obviously been building up since the fall which is a lot. Anyway we all know the day mammon snaps everyones gonna be shook cuz bestie is pretty calm mostly. Ye he does get mad sometimes but doesn’t openly show his demon form to the brothers cuz he doesn’t want to scare them or stoop as low as lucifer.

Mammon is the one scolded lucifer the most in heaven. Normally its because this hoe is way to engrossed in his work and couldn’t spend time with his brothers and mammon will just give this thot The Look ™️ im not mad im just disappointed and lucifer is gonna feel bad and ashamed as well. Mammon does still stare at lucifer if he’s disappointed but that peacocks pride really isnt going to let him show that he’s affected

Mammon is also the only one that levi and lucifer can confide in without feeling judged by him and any secret these two tell him he keeps to himself forever. Just cause you cant trust him with money doesn’t mean you cant trust him with secrets. This man takes trust seriously and isn’t going to tell anyone your secrets no matter how much money they be offering

Mammon’s greed also allows him to mimic his brothers powers, so if Levi can control the seas and underwater creatures mammon can. If lucifer can perform complicated hexes an shit that mammon isn’t supposed to be able to do, well would you look at that- he can do that to. I feel like, say we connect this with how barbatos is - he alway wants things to be nothing short of perfect. Barbatos is a demon of greed or so i think (if you look at the yellow glow sticks in game it shows mammon and barbatos too) therefore he probably is quite greedy to please the prince, make sure things are absolutely perfect, so greedy for perfection. So this makes me think mammon can do the same as his greed would probably crave a lot of power at some point though he prolly controls that desire. He probably can copy Diavolo’s power or barbs at least ye he a copycat

These are them harpies for reference

Well shit this was long

BURNING BRIDGES

A/N: I wanted to start off this blog with a replaced! Mc au But the Mc does not give so much importance to the bros or the datables so all in all a badass, respectful Mc who is least bothered of the obey me! Cast replacing them 😊 also thanks to @camagueyys for the wonderful idea <33

TW: OOC brothers, OOC datables , abandonment, minor cusses, berating behaviours, please let me know if I missed something 💖

You knew these were scummy demons. You expected it too, especially from the demon prince and his butler himself. But never did you expect this from the angels and the sorcerer. You were glad of course, that this happened else you wouldn’t be able to see their true ugly faces until now. You scoffed at the brothers, the royals, the angels, and the sorcerer looking at their sorry state in front of you now. Talk about acting pathetic. You merely glared at them and went on about with your friends in the human world. Mannerless, disgusting beings, thinking they can throw you away and still expect you to stay like a loyal lapdog waiting it’s master’s return. You wouldn’t give them that satisfaction. They didn’t deserve it.

10 MONTHS EARLIER

Lucifer knocked on your door while you were talking with your mother. Talk about a bad timing. “Oh sweetie, someone seems to be knocking on your door. We shall talk later okay?” You smiled at her. “Sure mom! I’ll tell you all about what happened today later tonight!!” She laughed “sure you will. Now go and open the door. Love you” “love you too mom” you smiled at her and cut the call and made your way to the door. “How long do I have to knock to get your attention Mc..” “oops sorry Lucifer, I was talking to my mother before you oh so rudely interrupted us.” You sneered. He merely rolled his eyes and started speaking again, much to your dismay. “Lord Diavolo wants us at his castle. Get ready.” And with that he left. “Imagine knocking and interrupting my time for that.” You whispered to yourself and got ready and hurried down the stairs to see the seven brothers waiting for you. “Took ya long enough, human.” Mammon said with a sigh. You rolled your eyes and got into the carriage and went to the castle with the brothers. There you found The prince and a human? A witch? You really couldn’t tell. “Ah I’m so glad you all made it here!” The prince exclaimed. You smiled at him “how the fuck is this man even a prince” you thought to yourself when suddenly the prince introduced the new student Alya. They seemed nice and genuinely interested in you. You gave a warm welcoming smile to them. You were tasked with showing the new student around and boy did you and Alya have fun. You chatted with them, showed them the palace, library, boutiques, restaurants and all the famous spots of Devildom. They practically had stars in their eyes as they watched you explain the famous spots, the pastries, and clung on to you while you showed them around the place.

The brothers were a bit hesitant at first. As expected of them. But you were surprised when the brothers took them in with welcoming arms. You were never treated this good when you first came in… what got into these brothers? At first Alya tried their level best to spend time with you as much as they could but the brothers did not like it one bit. They all literally forced Alya to spend time with them. You then started noticing the change in behaviour of the brothers towards you. You noticed how they would glare at you anytime you tried to interrupt their time with Alya while the student looked at you apologetically. They also started insulting you indirectly and stopped leaving food for you at all. It was Alya who gave you food when the brothers “forgot” . Alya even cancelled their plans with the brothers just to make up for all the lost time the brothers took away from you two. Even the royals, the angels, and the sorcerer started acting distant towards you as they all spent their time with Alya who seemed genuinely uncomfortable with them. You always helped them out of those uncomfortable situations. You noticed how Alya got all the recognition from the prince these days. You noticed how your work was almost never noticed and how Alya was congratulated for getting a 70% on their test while you were at the top of your class with a 99% . Maybe this was just a honeymoon phase. Wrong. In fact now, the brothers openly degraded and berated you while giving obvious favouritism to Alya. It was then you lost all hope in these brothers and the others. Maybe Diavolo would let you go back home? Yes. He should let you go back. You knew that by sticking around here longer the treatment would only get worse. It was then Alya barged into your room with no warning what so ever that scared the living daylights out of you. “Thank god they left me alone-“ they pant out and you laugh.

“You seem to be having fun” “Mc!” They hit you playfully and you giggled. “In all seriousness though… mc?” “Hmm?” “Did they… once… mean something to you?” You stared at them in surprise. “I’m not sure what are you talking about, Alya.” “I mean… did they treat you the same way before I came?” You sighed and put your books down and looked at them with a blank face. This caused them to become worried. “Did I say something wrong? You seem troubled..” “no Alya, don’t worry.” You patted her shoulder and motioned her to sit beside you. They complied and pulled out a chair and sat beside you. “No.” “What?” “No Alya. During my stay here I was never treated as good as you. I have been living here for 2 years straight but never have they once put so much care into me as much as they put into you.” Alya’s eyes widened. “I was forced to do things their way or else I would be ignored or hurtful words would be spat at me. I was lucky I didn’t develop any sort of emotional attachment to them so I’m not feeling sad or angry right now. But I was never treated with even half the care you receive now.” “It does hurt a little you know. To watch someone you cared for so much even if it’s fake or forced for that matter use you as a punching bag. But if you want to know if I’m feeling lonely or not don’t worry, I have made a bunch of friends here in RAD too who are much better than these brothers and the others.” You squeezed their hand with a reassuring smile while they felt disgusted with the audacity of these demons. They squeezed your hand in return. “Mc…” and do you want to know what Lucifer said to me yesterday?” They nodded. “I want to know Mc.. I know it’s not good but I still want to know.” You nodded and mimicked lucifer’s voice ”ehem. You are a disgrace Mc. A failure. Alya is doing so much better than you are here. Aren’t you ashamed? Don’t get too comfortable Mc. I’m warning you. Sometimes I wish I never chose you.” Alya’s eyes widened with rage. “That son of a bitch” you looked at her , amused at her choice of words. “They harmed you Mc! Why are you giggling??” “You sure got guts, Alya, calling Lucifer that.” They pouted. “He deserves it.” You both laughed. For the first time you felt good. Suddenly Alya grabbed your hand “Mc.. you don’t need to stay here.” “Hmm?” “I mean.. these guys treat you like thrash you know. They don’t deserve you. I mean i’m surprised that you never used all the information you have against them you know…” you stared at the floor trying to process what you had just heard. Should you… really leave? You were suddenly pulled out of your thoughts when you felt Alya grab your hand “Mc?” They asked looking worried. “I was never allowed to use my pacts for “useless matters” Alya. Though I suppose you are right. I’ve entertained these clowns for way too long. I’ll talk to Diavolo about this issue.” Alya stared at you with a smile. “Im happy you are finally acknowledging your worth Mc. And because of that I shall come along with you!” They declared by ending it on a loud note which caused you to giggle. “Well? Shall we go now?” They looked at you and smiled. “Of course!” And with that you both got ready and headed to the castle. Of course you received some glares from the brothers as you walked but felt Alya grab your hand as a form of reassurance. You squeezed it and walked ignoring the glares. It took a while but you both got there. Upon entering you noticed Barbatos smile at you but you just looked at him coldly and walked past him into the prince’s office which surprised him. Never had he seen you be this cold towards him. “Ah Alya! Mc! What a surprise! What brings you here today?” He approached to give you a friendly hug but you stopped him by raising a hand with a blank face. “Hmm? Mc? What happened?” “We need to talk. Diavolo”

….TO BE CONTINUED….

I love this omg mammon definitely knows how to do curly hair best

The demon brothers reacting to black mc wash day

The way there are like four black characters in this game but not a single X black reader🤨 like I know you like making all your MC‘s pasty skinny insecure white girls but we don’t do that over here(Also can you notice I got side tracked with beel? Lmao)

Lucifer:

- okay so you may think he’s like thousands of years old so he knows everything about humans but he knows nothing

- He just assumes mammon let’s his hair do whatever

- Honestly thought he was buying all those hair products just to spend money smh

- So when he sees you walking by with a basket full of stuff he’s like??? Is it necessary

- “Hey Luci, mams is out so can you help me do my hair?”

- On the outside he’s all “ahah tiny human needs help”

- But we know he’s a big softy he’s trying not to cry bc that’s so domestic and intimate and he’s a sucker for that stuff

- Especially bc you made it clear(mainly asmo) that nobody could touch your hair without asking first

- “It would be my pleasure.”

- So he’s lowkey overwhelmed by the amount of stuff you have in the counter

- “You use all this???”

- “I got more in my bag”

- ????? Hello??

- But he’s a fast learner and gives great massages

- Got you falling asleep in the sink and he’s just starring at you with heart eyes

- “Next I defangle right?”

- “Yeah”

- Okay so please forgive him

- He’s used to trying-

- Keyword is try

- Ti helo mammon with his hair

- So he is snatching out the knots

- Like you thought your mom or auntie was bad?

- He’s pulling your head ALL the way back

- “LUCIFER”

- “Yeah?”

- Lmao you gotta use the pact to beat his ass

- “If you yank out another clump of my hair I will beat your ass.”

- Takes his time detangling now

- Mammon is laughing bc this why he don’t ask him for help no more

- “Yanked the shit outta your head didn’t he?”

- “BRO WHY IS HE SO ROUGH??”

- He had no idea how to braid so he will ask asmo how to braid your hair in secret

- He learns how to do cornrows pretty fast

- Will kiss your scalp when he thinks your sleeping too

- He loves how you smell

- He’s gon steal ya shea butter and blame it on asmo or mammon and he will lie straight through his teeth

- “I have shea butter already lucifer :/ you ain’t fooling nobody”

- Keeps a red silk bonnet on his room just for you

- Got silk pillowcases too

- He’s about a 6/10 on the scale bc he will give you the worst migraine if your life

Mammon:

- he’s literally black Lmao

- You can argue with ya moms idc he’s black and the devs know it too

- But he’s obviously the best at this

- My boy may have a silk press but you better believe when the humidity hits its back to 4c

- When he hears you complaining about how all your expensive hair products are back in the human realm he bust in with his loud ass

- “As your first man it’s obviously up to me to help u get that head together”

- Sir🤨 what you tryna say

- He’s super nervous bc he’s tender headed and only asmo and Lilith were allowed to touch his scalp

- “You can,,be a little rougher”

- He’s soft as hell lmao

- After wards will take you shopping for hair stuff

- He has like a whole drawer full of durags and bonnets

- “What color you want?”

- He’s the real plug lmao

- You and him be laughing at inside jokes the others can’t understand

- The black body language

- “👀🤨😘”

- “😌😙🥺”

- “What the fuck are y’all saying??”

- Bothering Satan!!

- Bro you can’t tell me he don’t look like any other white boy with a rich dad!!

- “I know he’s not wearing kakis”

- “It’s drip or drown and the water beating his ass”

- Anyway

- He will play prince

- Best wash day playlist on god

- Having Simon join in🥺🥺

- Maybe even helping diavolo not heat damage his hair🥰

- Y’all just have whole sleepovers

- Coordinating wash days so y’all can share products

- Group chat with hair inspo

- Macc daddy mc: okay but what if I pop out with these white locs?

- Mamoney: YOOO I GOT SOME LOC JEWELRY FOR THOSE

- angelfoodcake: I think they would look good in a bun

- Dia: slay!

- I’m sorry but he used aave bc he don’t know what it means like Lucifer is struggling bc he will say Random shit

- You I turn help with his hair

- He is super bougie with his product too

- “This is deep conditioner from the third layer of hell that contains the screams and tears of kkk members.”

- “…. Okay”

- Him and asmo do spa days shut up he’s a model he loves self care

- Right after wash day they do face masks

- Beaks combs

- Like his hair has a life of of its own you gotta ease into that mf bc you will start snapping metal combs

- Very chaotic but relaxing

Leviathan:

- lmao okay so this will be a struggle

- Like a first date with sweaty hands

- He probably buys a black hair salon simulator 😭😭

- Probably dry combs your hair

- Like he thought you were a demon for a sec when you whipped your head around

- “Boy I will rock your shit”

- “🥺🥺 okay”

- Might purposely mess up to have you snap on him at first he likes it when your sadistic

- But he will take it seriously when your a breath away from asking someone else for help

- He got them Gamer hands so he can section and part like a professional

- “Hand me the gel”

- Likes trying different hair styles out

- His favorite is a wash n go bc he likes seeing how it comes out differently every time

- Also you can wear your cute lil bedtime hat🥰

- He sleeps in a whole ass bathtub so he gets silk sheets and comforters and just piles em all in there

- Will wear a silk shirt to sleep bc he usually holds you when y’all slept together

- Will buy cute ruri-Chan clips to put in your hair

- Also devil horn clips that asmo bought you give him a heart attack every time

- Let’s you use his T-shirts as a towel

- Will bitch at you if you all asleep without wearing your bonnet

- “So you not wear the tsl bonnet got you for your birthday?”

- When he learns how to brain he could have half your head done in like 40 mins

- You already know he has all the slice of life anime with black main characters lined up for y’all to watch

- He’s trying his best and he is definitely succeeding

Satan:

- lmao okay so this one is funny

- Mr. Hit me or my father will sue

- He seems like he would get super frustrated and yank your hair out

- But I’ve men him personally and he wouldn’t never do that

- Before you even ask he’s read all the books he can and bothered mammon about it so he’s prepared

- He wouldn’t forgive himself if he hurt you anyway

- Prides himself on being better than Lucifer at something

- So when you offhandedly ask him to help with your hair he’s smiling so bright

- “Of course mc I’d love to”

- He’s already in his head trying to figure out which hairstylist

- Like he’s masters regular waves and finger waves

- He’s got this on lock

- He’s so gentle when he’s massaging your scalp

- “We should do a hot oil treatment,,,, just to be safe”

- Can’t be a lazy natural around him no sir

- He bothers you DAILY about your head and always got summ to say

- Like simmer down white boy worry about your cardigan 🙄

- “I can tell you ain’t oil your scalp last night”

- Boy if you don’t-

- Loves twist outs

- He can study your hair more that way

- Like what makes it not come out frizzy,how to make it pop

- Him and asmo are sifting through your hair products to make sure only the best ingredients are in there

- He’s your white knight too

- Anyone try to touch your hair demon or otherwise getting an elbow to the spinal cord no questions asked

- “Do you think your hair has high or low porosity?”

- He got your hair stats sitting in a notebook somewhere

- “High density with very fine strands.”

- Like he knows your hair more than you do

- Buys you a cat shower cap

- Also cat ears

- Cat anything you put on your head really he thinks they make you look cute

- “Mc! Do you want to listen to this audiobook with me? It’s about black hair throughout the decade.”

- Listening to natural hair horror stories on YouTube is a favorite past time

- Another one who loves the small of your products

- Will probably stand super close to you at all times to smell your hair

- “Smells like home”

- Like if he smells cocoa butter a mile away he knows your close by

- Go white boy go!

Asmodeus:

- Tbh he probably don’t know much about your hair

- Yeah he’s helped mams on occasions but that don’t mean y’all got the same hair texture or style

- Mams has like 4 a b and c all over

- You can too but I like to think his head a mess and he got different coils all over the place

- So he’s watching you like a hawk to see what products you be using

- Gets you even more expensive stuff

- “Do I need it tho?”

- “MC! This won’t be available for another century! Of course you need it!!”

- Loves doing puffs and pineapples

- Like he’s the master of doing edges

- So he lies it when he can see them clearly

- “My hard work🥰”

- Plenty of pictures

- # wash day!

- He probably got a long ass routine too so you guys do wash day together

- “You seen my African black soap?”

- “….. no”

- Steals your products too

- He wants to smell like a tropical garden too😡 you gotta share

- Buys you a silk durag that you wear in pictures

- Probably has bonnets that you can only wear in photos too

- His whole bed is silk sheets so don’t even worry

- He will be on your neck tho about your hair like Satan

- “ why is it so frizzy?? Did you not deep condition for 45 mins like I told you?”

- Says your stressing him out when you don’t deangle properly

- Lots of shopping trips

- Will match your outfits with your hair

- “Let me see what your hair looks like we got plans today”

- Favorite style is box braids and a fade

Beelzebub:

- baeby

- Like imma need y’all to stop thinking he’s stupid

- He’s a himbo but he knows about sex like his brother is the avatar of lust stop assuming he don’t know how to use the monster between his legs >:/

- Bc he knows how to EAT if anything else

- Anyway he will wash your hair in the shower

- His arms never get tired so he’s down to help you pull off a fly ass install

- Wig

- Some braids

- Locks

- Anything

- He is always ready and willing to help🥰

- Might eat your products tho

- “Where did my hair mayonnaise go??”

- “That wasn’t for my sandwich???”

- Lmao just get non scented stuff

- Probably gets horny bc you smell so good

- “I want to devour you”

- Go head then😳

- Soft dom but doesn’t know your limits so accidentally fucks you stupid

- Like he never realizes how hard he’s going or how feral he’s being

- So your brainless and drooling

- Tapped out like 5 orgasms ago

- And he’s like “you good?”

- Lmao he does kinda have an idea tho bc your choking on your own words begging him to slow down but he can’t get enough of your expression

- Wash day might as well be blow your back out day tbh

- Bc after you put your hair in that wrap it’s dinner time

- He’s gon make sure you are tired out

- Favorite hairstyle is those cute mini locs you get when your first licking your hair

- I think he likes short hair the most idk

- Let’s you use any of his shorts to dry your hair

- Will take off the shirt he’s wearing to let you dry your hair

- Will always have an umbrella ready in case it starts to rain

- Saw you upset bc it was storming and he bings an umbrella everywhere now

- Cute hair scarves

- Like he got you this cute marble orange scarf that you wear when you go on dates

Belphegor:

- This mf 😒

- I refuse to believe he’s the one that *spoiler for lesson 16*

- He’s literally so cute??? Like that’s a baby if I’ve ever seen one

- Dont let that cute face fool you tho

- He’s an menace

- Especially with hair

- Did you see that selfie he took?

- Yeah he’s a mess he don’t do mu with his hair but let it grow out

- Too tired to help you out with wash day but will hype you up

- Sleepily give you compliments and give cometary when asked

- “Try the other gel it might work better”

- “That Bantu knot of slightly bigger than the other one”

- will make sure your scarf stays safe all night

- 30 silk pillows

- “I stole this one from lucifer”

- Secretly refills your product when you’re running out

- The bottle was almost empty and now it’s completely full

- Will massage your scalp when washing your hair in the sink

- “This feels so domestic”

- He’s very soft about it

- Smiling the entire time

- Tells you you look cute to get you flustered

- Buys you cute hair accessories

- Like where did that cow hair pin come from?

- Definitely not him

- If your getting nasty he will ruin the whole mood to put your scarf on lmao

- “Ayo wait a min”

- Keeps one bonnet hidden in all his sleeping spots

- Just in case

- If your products got lavender in it he will fall asleep right next to your head

- “You smell so good I couldn’t resist mc”

How would the brothers(and the rest of the cast, if you want to) react to a Mc who goes invisible(using magic probably) when scared or embarrassed, like a fight or flight response.

Hope you have a nice day :)

Ooh invisible mc

Imma do the bros only first tho. Thank you for requesting dear and have a wonderful day. How the heck do you lot come up with interesting ideas

Mc that becomes invisible when they get scared or embarrassed ft. the sins

Lucifer

Lucifer needed to look for you, because it seems you have forgotten to give him a report you were supposed to give him in the last week

The report was necessary, so that he and diavolo could improve on the exchange program

So he was trying to look for you in the house of lamentation

So lucifer goes to your room, and there you are, vibing to whatever soundtrack you’ve got on

So he’s just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

And you still don’t realise the guy is staring at you

Lucifer decided to call your name

You didn’t hear him - levi lent you his headphones and those where noise cancelling

So he just s l i g h t l y taps you on your shoulder

Which scared the absolute shit out of you

And the fucker was smirking

You obviously were embarrassed

So you just 💨poof💨 out of existence

Obviously lucifer went from this 😏 to this 🤨 real quick

You were here a second ago where the hell are you

He hears something rush past him and this guy caught you. You were trying to leg it

He is confused but not surprised he thought he was catching thin air imagine how stupid he must’ve looked

So you ✨reveal✨ yourself and explain to him that you go invisible when you get embarrassed or scared

He honestly was just already rubbing his temples

he knew that a certain someone would try use this trick for a lot of pranks

But that dont mean he didn’t forget why he was here

Where is the report you were supposed to give mc 😀

Mammon

Mammon got scared shitless when he found out you could do this

So you were just chilling, ya know, doing your thing, and it seems you zoned out

You didn’t realise that mammon was behind you - i think you zoned out

So obviously mammon is like “ oi mc 😀”

Your soul ascended and your body has disappeared

And now mammon is bamboozled

Where the hell are you mc

Obviously mammon is standing in the middle of your room like 👁👄👁

And it’s becoming a little awkward

So show yourself and he just looks so baffled so you explain your ability

Bad idea

“Imagine all the people we can scam mc” like boi if you dont?🤨

Your gonna give me and the peacock a migraine

Leviathan

Now levi never meant to scare you, he just kinda uh- he had a little bit of a gamers rage

So hes raging over here, and he asks your opinion on that matter pretty loudly scaring the absolute shite out of you

Darling your not even here 😀

So now he’s like ‘aw they don’t even wanna listen to me rant 🥲’

Babes mc loves hearing you rant you just made them see lillith again

But then you appear after you come over your shock and he’s like “??!!”

So you explain and he’s got stars in his eyes

“That’s exactly like the main character in [insert long ass title that spoils the whole plot]

Satan

Satan wanted to read in the library as one does

So he’s in a corner with a bunch of books around him, and theres a tiny cat on his shoulder

All of a sudden he hears someone acting out a passage of idk - lion king or something

You’re out here saying “…and he’s absolutely right, only the bravest lions go there.”

This guy – he hears The Lion King, he comes running 🏃

And he sees you and he does a double take

So he just finishes the line off for you

“But I’m brave.”

And you just f a d e a w a y

Satan is just staring at the spot you were sitting in like 👁👄👁

How?

He’s questioning everything he knows

Like he can see maths equations around him

Please return back to normal

This guy is buffering, he still on the loading stage

So when you reappear, he’s asking you 100 questions per minute

Good luck he’s gonna follow you until you answer

Ngl he gets disappointed when you say that you become invisible when you get scared or embarrassed

You got him walking around the house like “🙂” ( not that he doesn’t already it’s just that you can tell it is even more forced-bros eye is twitching as well)

He’s fully disappointed. He went through ten stages of grief when you told him. Now he’s going to be like “my whole life I’ve been trying to master the art of invisibility, and now when I meet someone with this gift, they can only become non existent when scared or embarrassed. Do you know how sad, disappointed and disrespected I feel? 🥲”

Like bro calm urself it ain’t that deep ( don’t say that you’ll get yeeted to your house in the human world )

He will calm down after a bit, just try not to get scared or embarrassed around him he’ll start sulking again

Asmodeus

This hoe caught you in 4k

Asmo has some nice clothes aight

You’ll be damned if you don’t try some of them

Defo has a corset or something

So you are trying his clothes, feeling hot and sexy as you should 😌, and this twat

This twat just walks in like “Mc darlin you will never believe what I heard today”

Stops in his tracks

He literally had three reactions simultaneously

He like “👁👄👁” “ 🎱👄🎱” “ ✨👄✨”

“ oh my gosh honey you look hot as me lemme take some pictures”

Baby you aint even here, you disappeared

This guy aint stupid tho. He may be a hoe, but he a smart hoe

He had three conclusions

Either 1- you some how hid in his room in supersonic speed

2- you threw yourself out the window somehow ( this happened way too many times for some reason)

Or 3- you used magic to hide yourself

He’s honestly the only one who stopped and was like “hmmm now how does this happen”

All he says is “mc no need to be embarrassed love you looked just fine”

Absolute king imma tell ya

So you show yourself and he basically just is gushing over how good you look

Doesn’t even need an explanation, he figured it out already

Next time, he’ll dress you up mkay

Beelzebub

This sweetheart

He didn’t mean to scare you, honestly

T’was one midnight, and Lord Beel seemed to have an urgent need to eat

The lord doesn’t realise a fellow member of his chaotic ass house was in the sacred kitchen

His stomach does one hell of growl

He out hear sounding like Cerberus roaring

Hercules be having flashbacks

And our dear mc screeched

They never jumped so high in their life before

But alas, a human being cannot achieve to fly

They landed, crash landed on to the floor

Cue the groaning

The lord of the flies was busy devouring the food from the fridge, but have no fear, he cares for those he loves

He hears you, but he cant see you

Therefore he follows his nose

He can feel you, but you seem to have no physical appearance

You show yourself, and before a word falls from your mouth, he is asking you if you are okay, and if you would like to join him and have a feast with him

What a gentleman😌

How could one decline on a hellish feast, it is food after all

So anyway, apologies for the Shakespeare talk, he asks you while munching on some spaghetti

You ✨explain✨ and he’s just like “okay cool👌”

Yall end up speaking about random shit and having some great midnight feast

Belphegor

This little shit

This menace to society

All he ever does is eat and sleep

Yet he managed to scare you without even trying

Bro was not even awake, you woke him up

You were cleaning the attic at night mkay

So the candles are out and so is the moon

That is the only source of light you got

You be humming to Isabella’s lullaby

Meanwhile belphie

His on the floor outside the attic.

His body decides that the floor is uncomfortable lets move

So it moves (the body)

And now this idiot is sleepwalking

So I understand why you did what you did

He opens the door to le attic and just stands there for a minute

His brain is like “ayo we got some nice music going we gonna sleep like a baby today”

And you obviously turn to see a motherfucking demon standing in the middle of the room like 🧍‍♀️

The scream you gave out was demonic

Babes your being influenced by the bros i think you need a vacation.

He has now awoken and is like “ what what’s wrong what’s happening”

This man got drop kicked real quick

You unlocked a new move congrats

I guess this is revenge for the strangling

Then you realise ‘oh shit that was belphie’

So he’s on the bottom of the stairs shaking

Trembling like a leaf

This nincompoop made you think he was having a seizure

So you go dow the stairs very carefully- I mean, you don’t wanna get tricked again don’t ya 🤨

You poke him with the broom “ …uuh belphie” no response

You feel yourself becoming invisible again

You’re getting scared for real for real

“ belphegor?”

You are now this close 🤏 to screaming lucifers name

And this little fuck starts laughing

Not even that, he’s laughing, crying, rolling on the floor and now he laughing way too much he became silent and his tummy be hurting

When he calms down, he dont see you

He’s like “yo mc I didnt know you could kick that hard”

Doesnt even care you disappeared, he knows your there he can feel it

So you just appear again and your like 😐

“Yo what was funny? Bitch i thought you had seizure ”

Obviously he’s gotta apologise for giving you heart palpitations and when he does

“ you were invisible weren’t you? Can i interest yo in some ways to prank lucifer?🙂”

You just ignored him and went to sleep

You don’t get paid enough this shit, don’t you mc?

I hope this is okay love it’s my first time doing a request. Have a nice day sweetie muwah💋

Head-cannon that the scorpion on asmo’s demon form is very much real.

Say you’re his enemy, all this fucker has to do is just hug you or some shit. And the scorpion? Yeah it just moves its way through you to your heart and just uses the stinger. And if you feel it moving - no ya didn’t. It’s a perfect decoy - like, nobody’s gonna know that thing is alive. They’re just gonna think that he’s got some sort of obsession with scorpions so he decided to get a decor of one on his demon form

This guy also prolly has some type of venom that can affect the air around him. He probably can also hypnotise people using his charm. Definitely craves for some blood lust from time to time. Can also transfer his venom to you by sinking his teeth right on a blood vessel almost always does this by sinking the teeth in your neck

Off topic but he looks like the kinda guy who would read all of twilight + other vampire-type movies, then ends up with having an unhealthy obsession with it.