Guys I Just Realised Somthing. So We All Know Thirteen Right, And She A Grim Reaper, Correct?

Guys i just realised somthing. So we all know Thirteen right, and she a grim reaper, correct?

What does the thirteenth tarot card represent? Death. And what number is it? 13 (obviously).

What is Thirteen? A grim reaper, a being that brings death to you.

Isnt that awesome! The only reason I’ve figured this out is because of JJBA. So what else does that make her? A JoJo reference. Sicckkk

Fluff Reblog Masterlist:

ALL BROTHERS:

Squishing Their cheeks

MC uses Pacts With Brothers To Help Them

Bros being whipped for MC

MC dyes their hair to match the bros

Finding out you are pregnant

MC is a sleep Hugger

MC accidentally saying 'love you' at the end of the call

MC with chaotic/dumbass energy

MC behaving like the brothers's sin

MC being scared of snails/spiders

Super flirty MC

The bros opening the door when MC was standing behind it

Bros being Jealous

Bros turn into cats

Them comforting you after you have a nightmare

Bros + Dia thinking you hate them Pt.1

How they carry you

The Brothers Give a Depressed MC Advice

Waking The Bros Up To Ask If They're Asleep

GN!Mc Giving The Bros The ‘Bonk of Friendship’

Confessing Their Love On New Year's Eve

MC is a cat hybrid

How the demon brothers show they love you

Look! It's Us!

You're My Favorite! But Don't Tell the Others-

Mammon, You Bastard-!

Being affectionate towards Lucifer

⚾️ A Ball to the Balls ⚾️

Giving them Face/Forehead Kisses - Older Brothers / Younger Brothers

MC Goes to the Demon Brothers During a Storm - Older brothers / Younger brothers

Trustfalls! (Crack!MC)

MC who loves randomly complimenting and kissing to show appreciation

What Pets they would get

FICS:

MC Takes in a Devildom Rat As A Pet

MC Was Fed A Love Potion By Another Demon

When MC's human boyfriend broke up with her over text

(I HAVEN'T UPDATED THE LIST YET, BUT I'LL DO IT VERY SOON).

LUCIFER:

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

When Lucifer Knew He Loved You

Operation Find Goldie

MC protecting Lucifer

MC turning into a cat

A Sacrifice

He Finds out you love him

Little Things

Loving

MAMMON:

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

When Mammon Knew He Loved You

Clingy Mammon HC

Mammon comforting Mc

He Accidentally Says I Love U

Love

Cuddles

Mammon Clinging on MC becoz they used his perfume

He Finds out you love him

A Gift Worth Keeping

Summoning him

Kisses Goodnight

Warmth

LEVI:

When Leviathan Knew He Loved You

No Crying

He finds out you love him

When you're biased towards him from the start

Hopeless Romantic

A Crushing Victory

Normie?!

Happy Birthday Levi!

SATAN:

Satan and Belphie turn into children

When Satan Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

Hopeless Romantic

To Calm a Storm

ASMO:

When Asmo Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

The Most Beautiful Word

BEEL:

When Beel Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

Love at First… Bite?

Finally Full

BELPHIE:

Satan and Belphie turn into children

When Belphie Knew He Loved You

Them as your boyfriend

Catching Feelings (Among Other Things)

Surprise Encounter

Not Letting You Get Up For School

THE UNDATEABLES:

Diavolo

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

When Daivolo Knew He Loved You

Mc Meeting Diavolo’s Dad

One Night

Barbatos

Reacting to a surprise forehead kiss

Distraction

Prepping

Solomon:

When Solomon Knew He Loved You

Love (without a) Potion

Simeon

When Simeon Knew He Loved You

Fear of Falling (in Love)

LAST UPDATED - 09 / 04 / 2022

I finally found it 😩

Dancing in the shadow master list!

Key: red means heavy themes that may trigger some readers. (don't worry, it will be properly tagged and if I miss any let me know so I can fix it!)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 4.5, Part 5.

Mammon is simply the most logical choice (out of the brothers) to be honest

Out of all the brothers, he's the only one who hasn't genuinely threatened the player, or harmed the player in any way (I count Asmo wanting to charm us as "harm" cause, well, come on). Not only that, but he fell for the player almost immediately. Like, head over heels puppy love type shit. The ones who didn't like us genuinely didn't like us until we did something they liked. In the grand scheme of things, and for lack of a better term, Mammon provided a relatively "safe space" for the player. He's also the only one who actually cried when Belphie hurt us, and I 100% believe if the game didn't basically force us to forgive Belphie, Mammon would have been extremely protective of us and would probably have plenty of resentment for his little brother.

Also, sidenote, I hate Belphie for what he did lol and it pisses me off that the game doesn't let you hate him LMAO

I'm not judging or criticizing anyone who has chosen other brothers as their favorite, by the way, this is just kind of an observation I had lol

How about some crack, mc goes around bonking everyone on the head saying “bonk of friendship” their also very smol,

I have no words. This is beautiful my love- just *chef’s kiss*

I didnt know if you wanted the brother or the whole cast, so i just did the bros btw

GN Mc giving the sins the ‘bonk of friendship’

Lucifer

Lucifer was doing his work, in his study

And nobody knows how the heck to get in said study room, because you need to get in via a correct phrase, which no one knows

Apart from mammon

Hell, lucifer doesn’t know that mammon knows either

Now, mammon doesn’t go around telling everyone the password to the study, he can keep a secret mkay

But you are special

Mammon got bribed. You know owe him a years worth of cuddles.

He given you the password which was the name of lucifer’s favourite classical piece.

Now you were dead set on completing your mission

You opened the door to the study, and you saw lucifer typing some things onto a laptop

The man was very sleep deprived – you could tell in his eyes

Like each eye was blinking on different times

His eyes are like U👄👁

And that almost made you feel bad for what you were about to do

Key word : Almost

You made your way to lucifer, walking with absolute confidence

Your fist was ready and you raised it over your head annd

Bonk

Lucifer didn’t even blink

He just stopped typing

Turns his head and looks at you with so much disappointment

He blinked slowly

“Why?”

That was it. You were expecting him to have a better reaction, but oh well

“That was a bonk of friendship, luci”

“But… why?”

You knew the man needed some sleep when he didn’t tell you to ‘sToP CaLLinG mE LuCI’

😬 you need to get him some coffee my guy he’s way too out of it

Mammon

After you made the old man some coffee and forced him to sleep cuz you felt bad, you went after your next victim

Mammon who is defo not my favourite what you talking about

Normally, you wouldn’t attack him like this

But he unfortunately for him was teasing you cuz you were ✨short✨

So, just like satan told you, revenge is best served cold 🙂

So you found mammon, who was munching on some rice, and you decided this is a great time to attack him

You’re just standing in the door way like 🧍‍♀️

And you locked eyes with mammon

If mammon hates anything, its always eye contact

So he slowly is getting anxious cuz ‘ what the fuck did i do now? Why the heck are they staring at me like that?’

You’re both just staring at each other like 👁👄👁

🎶Prolonged eye contact 🎶

You walked up to him, slowly, and mammon thought he was gonna have a heart attack

Fully stopped eating so he wont choke on his food

You’re now leaning over the table and mammon be like 🎱👄🎱

MC stop your giving the poor guy heart palpitations

Never has any horror movie scared the daylights out of him like this before

And you just smile at him like 😀 ‘hey mammon’

Mammon felt his soul ascend – he’s scared shitless

‘🙂 hey’

What have you done mc, look he’s got anxiety

You needed to calm him down so you were gonna pet his head

Mammon sees your hand coming to his head and this guy flinches

Well you’re gonna have to have a ‘chat’ with lucifer but thats for another day

He lets you stroke his hair, and he slowly calms down

And your smile became evil

You pet his head on last time and

Bonk on his head

‘Oiii the fuck was that for?!’

Oh no he’s pouting

‘Bonk of friendship mams’ is what you said

‘Awww mc 😊’

‘That was also revenge for you calling me short’

Annnd he’s pouting again

‘But mc it was only teasing– mc wAiT’

You owe him two years worth of cuddles now

Leviathan

After you scared mammon shitless, you decided to go and find a new victim

Target found : levi

This guy was doing what he normally does, gaming

But he was in a gamers rage

No way you were gonna get caught in his rage

First of all, he may take 50 years of your life away, you dont want that

So you waited for him to calm down. That took three hours

Now you’re pissed, because he wasted your time, and time is money mammons antics is rubbing off of you

So you walk up to him and he looks at you

Damn him

You say nothing and you walk up to him

You know how some cats just stare at you unblinking whenever you move?

Ye thats what he’s doing and it was getting creepy

You stand in front of him. Thats it

‘Err- you good?’

You raise your hand

Bonk. Mission accomplished

Levi is now blinking veery slowly

He looked confused ngl

Babes he needs an explanation

So you do

Le gasp ‘You think of me … as a friend?!!!’

Pls he’s precious

‘Yes i do levi’

Cue happy snek noises -wait is he purring?

He’s a bit too happy cuz he accidentally turned into his demon form and his tail is wagging- wait nope it has curled itself around your waist

Aww look at him isnt he adorable

Ye btw ya cant move anymore you’re on his lap and he’s hugging you

So now you’re stuck

This is your life now

Dont you dare move you monster

Satan

Our precious snek boi let go of you to watch another series that just dropped

So, after you had your serotonin boost, you made your way to the resident cat/demon

He, too, committed the crime of teasing your height. Which was uNacCEpTAblE

You thought he was an ally, but i guess you cant trust even your friends

So you start trekking to the mans room

Well would you look at that, he ain’t even here

Next stop: the library

He isn’t here either

Thats strange

Theres only one place you haven’t checked mc

You went outside and there was that twat

He was pretty much baby talking to a cat

You pulled your phone out and started recording

Yes this is revenge and le video is for blackmail

Once you’ve had enough evidence

You walk up to the man

Shoulders rolled back

Head held high

Fist raised above your head

✨Le bonk✨

The baby talking stopped

Satan is just sitting there with a blank face

You know how you always explain that the bonk is a blessing is a bonk of friendship

Yeah you didn’t say shit

So you’re standing there, fist still on his head

The cat runs away

That all you need to know

You officially fucked up MC how you gonna get outta this one

You leg it

Thats it. You took off

He’s tailing you

He’s coming closer

Time for the big guns

‘It was a bonk of friendship’ you say

He says ‘imma give you my own bonk of friendship c’mere’

Yeaah no nope not happening

Time for the other big guns

‘I have a video of you baby talking to a cat’

He stops running and walks the other way

‘Ye thats what i thought bitch’

Ye he heard you

Good luck. You’ll need it

Asmodeus

After you said that unnecessary comment, you legged it to asmo’s room

And you remembered your mission

Target: found

Now, asmo was just minding his business

He was doing his hair, face mask on, talking about some gossip he heard in the fall

I don’t know why you would try bonk his head

While he has a hair mask on

But you don’t care do you? You do

You were not going to touch whatever abomination is in his mask not without gloves

And there were no gloves

So you had to wait im afraid

Two hours later, asmo’s hair was dried, styled and looking like absolute ✨heaven✨

It made you feel bad, but, you gotta do what you gotta do

So you came up behind him

‘Yes MC, what do you need dear? Is the mask irritating your skin?’

Damn Asmodeus and his bloody mirrors

And you also forgot that you had a god forsaken mask on

So now you have to wait even longer

And obviously to pass time, you decided not to be suspicious and just let asmo do whatever on you

And boii who knew he was amazing at massaging

All them knots and tenses in your muscles were now gone

So now you’re a puddle of goo on his bed

Which almost made you forget your mission

But you didn’t

Creeping up behind him, you made sure there were no mirrors to ruin your plan.

Now MC, you aren’t going to mess his hair thats not the point. You just have to give him a bonk

So you raised your fist, stopped middway, uncurled your hand, and placed your flat hand on his head

You messed his hair up

Asmo is eerily silent.

You look at his face and his eyes are widened

He also has a little smile on his face

He is now in his demon form

I warned you but you didn’t listen did you

Mission accomplished unsuccessfully : you are running from your victim

Beelzebub

You will now hide away from the hoes that are still chasing after you with beel

Satan and Asmo are the hoes [they joined forces good luck]

Beel is working out

Doing push ups without using his hands – those are holding his waffles

Yeah he makes all them gym bros look weak af

But this ain’t about gym bros, this is about you and your mission

But your stomach had other plans

And now that waffle in beel’s hand be looking very appetising

‘You want it MC? Here I have more’

People who share their food are amazing and i love you

So you both are munching on your food

And your stomach is satisfied

Beel is still working out and is eating a sandwich god knows where he got it from

You shall now commence with the bonking

You’re already sitting next to him, so all you have to do is raise your fist and bonk his head

And so you do

The guy has not even flinched

I don’t think he felt it

Guess you’ll have to try again

So you bonk his head again

And beel still doesn’t feel a thing

The mans head is made out of steel

So you try bonking his head again

But this time he notices

And says that punches like that wont do any harm

And he decided that you need to be taught how to punch properly so that you can defend yourself from demons

‘I was just trying to give you a bonk of friendship, beel,’ you deadpanned

‘Oh’

Beel is now happy

He gives you a pat of friendship cuz we both know if he bonked you, you would be expired

‘Do you still want to learn how to punch properly, MC?’

Yeaah no getting out of this one

Beel is a menace as much as he is sweetheart

He does lowkey want to see you beat the heck out of people

Belphegor

After you went through what was definitely called military training

You went to find your new target

And there he was, sleeping as usual

This was definitely gonna be a piece of cake

Or so you thought

This fuck opened one of his eyes and stared at you

Staring into your soul

You were getting creeped out

Plan B

You walk up to him and he’s still staring at you

You sit on his bed, and start patting his hair

Now belphie is sighing in content

‘MC, do you know why satan is mad?’

Well shit

‘I don’t know, i didn’t see him today’

Hopefully he bought that excuse

‘Mkay’

He goes back to sleep

How are going to bonk him

Belphie doesn’t like it when he gets forced to wake up

I mean, he pretty much ended a lot of careers and lucifer banned everyone from speaking about speaking about that incident

Poor guy gets flashbacks from it

Well you don’t fear a mere cow

Thats a lie

But you’ll be damned if you don’t try at least

So you pat his hair down

His hair looks greasy but its real soft like what the heck

I guess we forgot he lives with asmo

So you continue patting his hair

Bonk

You look down at him and see that he’s staring at you again

‘Why did you wake me up?’

You can’t run MC, just answer him

‘That was a bonk of friendship’

‘Oh okay’

You pretend not to see it, but his cheeks were tinted red

He didn’t really think that you would consider him a friend after everything that he done to you

He really appreciates it, MC

And he’s now purring

‘MC sweetie where are you’

Well shit

You forgot about those two

‘Is that not asmo?’

‘Yes belphie it is’

So belphie decided to just sit there and wait

And the door to the attic bursts open and theres the fourth and firth born in their demon forms

Lets just say this was a one way ticket to the hospital and a three hour lecture from the doctor

MC you’re killing him, you’re killing lucifer

I am so sorry this took so long darling

ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕄ℂ 𝔸𝕌

So I know its been like ages, since this au [and since i posted and for that i am sorry] but you know how we have the replaced mc au that was going on for a bit, and how mc gets replaced by either a two faced person or a genuinely sweet person [though that was very rare in the ones I’ve read], and it takes them along time to trust the brothers again right? You know what I haven’t seen yet? The brothers being completely uninterested / weirded out by the person that’s meant to ‘replace’ mc [whether mc realises and is smug about trying hard to get the approval of them or not is up to you]

I think we’re forgetting how the brothers were like before they trusted us completely. They were all pretty closed off [mammon and asmo are whole other cases], especially lucifer. Plus the amount of times that mc almost, y’know, DIED, and the one time we actually did. I don’t think the brothers would be so quick to trust someone new that easily, especially belphie and luci. Also mc has pacts with all seven of them. ALL. SEVEN. Including lucifer and mr I’m-gonna-commit a-worldwide-massacre-cuz-humans. I think that goes without saying that they will do the most for mc and I don’t think they would follow a random person and be at their beck and call, unless they’re mc.

Damn… now I kinda wanna write something on this, should I?