dachshunds-and-fondue

sprinkling some thoughts

she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!

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Dont Antagonize Me Dont Protagonize Me. No, Barbara, I Do Not Want To Save The World At Sixteen, Thank

”don’t antagonize me” don’t protagonize me. no, barbara, i do not want to save the world at sixteen, thank you. please let me complain about my homework in peace without having to win the nobel prize

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one day left! make sure you give every bird enough to eat!

don’t over feed any!

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