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Having to tell your story hurts almost as much as having to live it, but at least you got the best uncle in the entire universe right?
- Bruce Wayne, to his kids as he dresses up for his next “Brucie Wayne” appearance where he plans to make several scenes, sing Britney Spears’ Toxic on the karaoke machine, and spill red wine all over Lex Luthor’s new suit
Jason- For as long as I've lived in a mansion, I'll never understand why some of the things we have even exist
Jason- Like, why the hell do we have so many forks with only three prongs?
Tim, born and raised rich kid- Excuse you. That's called a cocktail fork. Also known as an oyster fork. It's for when we entertain wealthy guests or for when Alfred wants us to pretend we actually know how to behave in high society
Also Tim, as soon as Jason leaves- Hey. Hey, Dick. Check it out. It's a threek.
[driving home]
Clark: How was your day, boys?
Jon: We almost got surprised adopted today.
Clark: What?
Damian: We almost got kidnapped.
Clark: Oh, okay.
Clark, slamming on the brakes: WAIT, WHAT?!?
Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger
wayne manor home videos part 2
Head empty just Gwynriel 💙💙✨✨✨
“Are you kicking me out?” Will never not make me smile😂
Ugh the obsession I have with them having even the tiniest interaction like SJM set them up so good because the chemistry is CHEMISTRYING!!!!!
You know what’s interesting?
Dick didn’t set out to murder Zucco with the intent of being a killer. He viewed it as an unfortunate byproduct of his actions.
His real goal was to “purge the world of criminals” because “darkness needs light.”
Do you realize how unhinged that sounds? It means Robin wasn’t created from anger. It was created from the messed up psyche of a child who realized at 8 years old that the entire world needs something better than what it was given and so he went out and became it.
I cant properly explain how insane that is. It’s like putting the logic of the Joker inside the mind of child but turning it for good. Everything is falling into place now. That is why the Joker hates Dick-he is the one Robin the man couldn’t break. Literally COULDN’T because when he’s facing Dick, he’s facing the version of himself that would have existed if he had put himself to good. That was would break HIM.
Imagine spending the better part of your life doing your utmost worst to show Batman that people and the system are inherently evil only to have him fall head over cowl for a version of yourself to completely invalidate your reason for existing. How psychotic would you turn when you realize you have nothing to prove?
This also explains why Dick is so well adjusted and sociable in a way that Bruce and the others aren’t.
Bruce loses it when he loses his children, he thinks it’s a failure of his abilities and doubts his life’s work.
Jason loses it when he thinks he’s been replaced because his reason for being is having someone care for him.
Tim loses it when he comes to a dead-end. He feels helpless and lost when he doesn’t know the next move because his reason for being is being able to solve what’s wrong.
Damian loses it when he feels abandoned. He feels hurt and broken because he’s a child who wants to be loved.
The reason Dick was the perfect choice for Dark Crisis and to become the dawn of DCU is because his sole reason for being is to be the light.
That is why Bruce refused to destroy a planet when Superman asked him too. That is why Dick was the only person in the universe who could control the Darkness infecting him when even Deathstroke lost his mind to it. That is why the evil Justice League chose Dick of every one to kill-to make a point.
This is why he’s looked up to by major heroes such as Superman, Wonderwoman, the Titans, the children, the villains, and the civilians.
This is why Harvey Dent called Robin Dick “Batman’s secret weapon.”
Although anger was the baseline emotion, Dick doesn’t have anger issues because:
Robin wasn’t created for revenge. It was created with the intention of building a world so unrealistically good, that the level of the vision Richard Grayson was aiming for and set the standards for- is so terrifyingly inconceivable.
And that-is why he is a happy, feral, monster.
"I love you. Even when we are a whisper of existence among the stars."
Feyre and Rhysand's Secret Mating Ceremony commissioned by me with the amazingly talented Artcraawl (link to art post here).
some spider people <3
My last and final wishful thought for ACOSF: I really would've liked to have seen Nesta's Cauldron-torn power and identity as a death-lady (a foil to Koschei's death-lord, if you will) play a far, far larger role. I would've liked to have seen her untrained and unfettered powers grow as a reflection of her desire to feel nothing—no shame, no self-loathing, no anger. I would've liked to see her struggle with her power more consistently throughout the entirety of the work and not just at the end. I wanted a bigger, more epic showdown than what we got so I imagined a boss battle with Briallyn followed by this post-battle scene of Cassian persuading Nesta to set aside Lady Death in favour of her own humanity. I also wanted a soppy declaration of love, dammit.
This moment was inspired entirely by Galadriel's temptation of the ring—(IN PLACE OF A HIGH LORD, YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!)—as well as Eris' hair from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas while I stole the ALL CAPS style of speaking from Terry Pratchett's Death.
Script under the cut for those who don't feel like zooming in.
C: Come back, Nesta! Where are you going?
N: For what purpose would I return? It is easy, this power. I am the void at the beginning and end of all things. I feel nothing. I want for nothing. I am nothing.
C: I understand you want to feel that way, I really do. But it's not worth it. What's it for, all that power? What's the point if you can't love or be loved? If you can't feel passionately enough about something or someone to really fight for it, for them? If you'll be alone for all eternity?
N: I want to be alone and feel nothing. My skin hurts when I wear it.
C: I know it does, but I'm begging you to try for my sake. I need you, Nesta. Take off the mask. If you still cannot bear it, the Trove is yours.
N: You speak of such things because you believe we are bound. But I am no gift of the cauldron. I am a curse, as tempestuous as the seas, as cruel as the sun, and as cold as the mountains.
C: That's bullshit, Nes, and you know it. The bond only confirmed what I knew already, what I've suspected before you ever became Fae. I'd choose you every damn day, human or Fae, bond or no bond. You're not a curse. You're not a burden. Not to me.
C: Now, where is that proud, stubborn woman I've grown to love so much? I want her back.
(The flames explode out, then the darkness recedes. In the middle stands Nesta, a High Fae again. Discarding crown and mask.)
C: (Cupping her cheek.) There you are.
C: (Embracing her.) I love you, Nesta.
N: (Leaning in.) I love you too, Cassian.
comic layout of the animation here
idk if unalive has ever helped anyone not get banned from any website but it is impossible for me to separate it from deadpool in that one episode of that one animated spiderman show
Dick Grayson: "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" SMASH CUT TO: DICK HAVING PLAYED 60 HOURS OF A RACING GAME IN THE CIRCUS I cannot express how hard I lost my shit at this, because they are currently in the middle of trying to outrun an actual firestorm being rained down on them by Firefly, Dick just broke his promise to save himself if things went down, he dragged his 280lb mentor into the Batmobile and probably barely reaches the pedals because he's still like eleven years old and Batman is FULL FORCE YELLING AT HIM for disobeying direct orders and this CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVES OF STEEL TO SAY RIGHT TO BATMAN'S FACE "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" when he knows Batman knows Batman doesn't have a simulator and HE MEANT THAT HE'D PLAYED A BUNCH OF RACING GAMES. Let's be real, Bruce didn't put that kid on a dangerous path, Bruce put a fucking leash on that kid so he was maybe 5% less dangerous and likely to get himself killed and HE WORKED A MIRACLE TO GET THIS FAR.
Jason, watching Dick and Bruce scream at each other: Holy fuck. I didn't realise their fights could get this vicious.
Damian, worried: Can you not separate them, Todd? If we do not subdue them-
Tim, totally relaxed: Please. This is nothing.
Duke: What?
Tim: This isn't even in their top ten. I've seen Dick deck Bruce before and this doesn't come close to that clusterfuck
Jason: You're joking?
Tim: No? Steph, back me up on this. This is them being polite
Steph, also extremely relaxed: Yep
Tim: God, when was the last time they threw hands properly? Hey remember when Dick crashed the Batmobile on purpose because Bruce was an ass about some case?
Steph: Good times