There Is A Single Shot In The Newest Bad Batch Episodes Where I Swear Emerie Is Taller Than Scorch And

There is a single shot in the newest bad batch episodes where I swear Emerie is taller than Scorch and if that means that Omega will be taller than everyone except maybe Wrecker I’m going to scream.

I like to think if Dick Grayson competed in the Olympics villains like the Riddler who know his identity would so conflicted about who to root for.

Announcer: And now up, the pride of the U.S gymnastics team! RICHARD GRAYSON!!!

Riddler at home on the couch wringing his hands: I love my country but that boy has broken my nose six times. I should call Bruce and congratulate him anyway this is big for Gotham.

In the DC universe there's a petition with over five hundred thousand signatures asking Batman to let Robin represent the USA on the male gymnastic team

The hypnosis is not working guys I think I’m cooked

The clones in Star Wars absolutely astound me, especially in the clone wars like,

501st: Our general is a war criminal maniac with a teenager at his heel learning to do the same things by example. And we love them.

212th: Our general is in love with a Duchess and we’re actively in feud with a four armed lightsaber wielding cyborg with lung cancer. One time we fucking punched him and lived.

104th: I would give my entire right arm to see the General Plo never comes to harm or anything ever happens to him. Wolffe: I gave my eye but still, same sentiment.

327th: Our commander and general are fucking. Like. Legitimately. Bly: Yeah dude. Ayala Secura: Yeah dude.

The Bad Batch: This hologram thing keeps telling us that we should stop right now and follow protocol instead of commuting more war crimes. If anyone but Tech knows what war crimes are they simply do not care enough to stop.

Long live the fucking republic man. How the hell they won battles is a mystery.

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.