Merlin: Maybe We Should Make This More Interesting.

Merlin: Maybe we should make this more interesting.

Arthur: I'm not betting, Merlin. I told you.

Merlin: Why not?

Arthur: Because I always- *coughs*

Arthur: B-be-because it's beneath my dignity as prince.

Sire Says

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by alienvomplanetenwooh, Guessimaclotpole

Arthur and Merlin are incredibly bored, and the prince is tired of Merlin’s rubbish games. Instead, he suggests a new game.

A story of two idiots who constantly try to prove their courage and bravery with a game of humiliation and dares.

Words: 2511, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Merlin (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Morgana (Merlin), Uther Pendragon (Merlin), Gaius (Merlin), Leon (Merlin)

Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)

Additional Tags: Truth or Dare, But mostly dare, horseplay, kids games, Fluff, Smut, Humor, BAMF!Merlin, Fate & Destiny, two sides of the same coin, But more like two idiots, Canon Era, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2OCWhtC

This was one hell of a wild ride (and not just for Arthur) and hopefully not the last story we've written together!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) Characters: Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Alice (Merlin) Additional Tags: Airplane Sex, Smut, Shameless Smut, Porn, with very little plot, more like, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, pilot!arthur, co-pilot!merlin, Top Merlin, Bottom Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Rimming, First Time Bottoming, Gay Sex, Everyone Is Gay, Cockpit Sex, Flying, Sex in Uniform, uniform sex, This is dirty, Very very dirty, i know shit about how radio communication works, I did my best, fight me

Summary:

Arthur is the one of higher rank, so obviously he’s the one in command. That’s one of the benefits of being the pilot, right?

This is just plain smut. Not much plot here.

Guys, I collaborated with @das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh. The story is all her ideas, I just contributed some filth. y’all should read it if you like some merthur action.

Merlin: How did it go?

Arthur: Fine.

Arthur: Fine.

Arthur: Fine.

Arthur: Fine.

Arthur: Fine.

Merlin: Oh, yeah. Everything you say five times is obviously true.

Gwaine: Will you go out with me today?

Merlin: Uhm, I-

*Arthur enters the room*

Arthur: Merlin! I've been looking everywhere for you!

Merlin: I-I can't, because I'm already going on a date with Arthur tonight.

Arthur: *stares at Merlin* Excuse me? I've-

Merlin: You've been looking forward to this all week, just as I have?

Merlin: *shrugs at Gwaine* I'm sorry.

Arthur: *smirks at Gwaine* I'm not.

Morgana: *approaches Merlin and Arthur*

Morgana: Gentlemen.

Arthur: Oh dear.

Morgana: What?

Arthur: It's always trouble when we're 'gentlemen'. I prefer when we're 'imbeciles'.

Merlin: Or 'dolts'.

Arthur: Yeah, 'dolts' is good, yes.