Arthur: Is That Understood?

Arthur: Is that understood?

Merlin: Yes.

Arthur: Yes, what?

Merlin: Yes, it is.

Arthur: Yes, it is what?

Merlin: Yes, it is understood.

Arthur: Yes, it is understood what?

Merlin: *sighs* You're not seriously asking me to call you 'Sire', are you?

Arthur: Yes, I am. Because I am your King and that's the appropriate way to address me. So, is that understood?

Merlin: Yes.

Merlin: …

Merlin: Sire.

There isn't one yet, but feel free to write it ;c)

*Officer Arthur arrests a very chatty criminal named Merlin*

Arthur: You have the right to remain silent.

Arthur: And please feel free to exercise this right.

*Officer Arthur arrests a very chatty criminal named Merlin*

Arthur: You have the right to remain silent.

Arthur: And please feel free to exercise this right.

Arthur: You wanna go for a swim?

Merlin: Nope. There are sharks in the water.

Arthur: But they are harmless?

Merlin: True, as long as you're not in the water.

Arthur: The risk of being attacked by a shark is lower than being killed by a falling coconut.

Merlin: Great, thanks. Now I don't even want to sit below that palm tree anymore.

Arthur: ...

Arthur: Merlin, that's a pine tree.

Arthur: We're at the Baltic Sea.

Merlin: Better safe than sorry.

Merlin: Do you want to read? It's what I always do when I'm anxious.

*hands Arthur his book*

Arthur: "The magical mathematics of quantum physics."

Arthur: Hm, I don't knooow...Nope. I'm good. I'll wait for the movie.

Arthur: You mean to tell me, that you spend two whole days in the tavern?

Merlin: No.

Arthur: No, you didn't?

Merlin: No, I didn't mean to tell you that.