I Want Korkie To Hold The Darksaber At One Point (grabbing It To Hand It To Bo Before She Lost It?) And

I want Korkie to hold the Darksaber at one point (grabbing it to hand it to Bo before she lost it?) and he suddenly sees Dead Mand'alor'e

enormous unearthly underground creatures deep in the lower levels of coruscant with unblinking eyes and anglerfish lights and ferocious teeth, except the coruscant guard see aliens they don’t recognise all the time, and they’re not going to be, like, rude about it, so they’re just like. sir. i am going to have to ask you to leave. the creatures are like *LOUD STATIC NOISES* and the coruscant guard are just like. SIR.

Reasons for a disaster lineage member to pick* a fight with God:

* a god/God picking the fight doesn’t count, Mortis

Yoda: He’s just been alive a very long time and sometimes he needs something fresh to have fun.

Dooku: He just died and is playing chess with some deity in order to avoid the shittiest afterlife.

Rael: He may be high and not realize that fighting God is the thing he is doing.

Qui-Gon: Philosophy debate that got out of hand.

Komari: Cult reasons.

Ventress: Is NOT fighting any gods, thank you very much.

Feemor: Qui-Gon put him up to it.

Xanatos: How Dare You

Obi-Wan: It happened while he was on Tatooine and honestly he doesn’t want to talk about it.

Anakin: When is he NOT down to fight a god? Multiple gods, even? He might be running on no sleep and the power of the Dark Side and also Sith Chemicals, OR he might be fifteen and on his eighth can of Space Red Bull while he works on an engineering thesis paper, OR he’s just been confronted with the inevitability of death again.

Ahsoka: Literally everything has gone to shit, her life and galaxy are in shambles, she has nothing left to lose, and Morai said to go for it.

Luke: He is not fighting any gods, he said No Thank You and left the room.

Drunken commanders discussing the best way to kill the chancellor

this planet has me in a death grip

yes its a incredibly diverse galactic cultural hub full of millions of subcultures. yes it has inherent horrific economic disparities. yes it's home to the beacon of light that is the jedi temple and yes it's home to unspeakable political corruption. yes it's a testament to a people's will to live and endure and yes it's a also a testament to a system bent on killing. yes it's a planet all but devoid of it's original landscape and yes it's a habitat to a uniquely adaptive ecosystem that survives despite it all

God I decided to write AotC flavor whiny teen Anakin and I need to add something for him to fight because Rex is just not biting. This Skywalker boy is so annoying and self-absorbed. I need him to kill something big and impressive so Rex is like 'wait no, hold on, he's cool' because the whole Jedi thing isn't a factor and Anakin is giving him the Rexwalker equivalent of the sand speech but Rex isn't as nutty as Padme so it's not actually working--