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A happier galaxy where the disaster lineage is somewhat less on fire constantly and senior padawan Obi-wan has developed a fixation on Mandalorians:
Sometimes Feemor regretted just how much he had given away when he had spent 5 expensive months bribing a traumatised Obi-wan to call him brother when he was 14. His dignity, for one, his access codes and shadow cloaking techniques, another. So he had a very dignified reaction when he was awoken to the shine of his younger brother's eyes in the dark at the foot of his bed. "I wou-stop screaming it's just me-I would like a Mandalorian. How do I procure one?"
"How the fuck should I know?"
Obi-wan scowled as if Feemor was being difficult, he wasn't, he wasn't quite awake enough for that yet. "You're a shadow, you're supposed to know things."
Ah, if being a shadow granted you the secrets of the universe instead of just a great many planetary governments, Feemor wouldn't spend so much time wondering what dark rituals Dooku had committed to result in Qui-gon Jinn. (He already knew what regular rituals Qui-gon had committed to result in Obi-wan)
"I know that I'm about to punt you out of my room right now."
"...My birthday is coming up, I believe I deserve compensation for all the traumas."
Obi-wan's eyes were very big now. Feemor sighed. He flopped back down into bed. He resisted the urge to pull his blankets back up and roll over. 'Oh sure when it's time to see mind healers everything's fine but now-'
"Shouldn't you be asking Master then?"
"Master would not approve of how I plan to use the Mandalorian."
He squinted at Obi-wan for a long moment. Obi-wan stared back. He did some quick mental maths and tried not to feel old. Eh. Fine. Feemor swung his legs out of bed. "You had me at 'Master wouldn't approve'."
"Do you think I could get one by walking into little Keldabe and asking very nicely?"
As it turns out, yes he could. A few too many in fact, apparently Jedi, their ancestral enemy, in the Mando district attracted attention, who knew? Feemor knew, Feemor would have known if only he had been properly awake when this semblence of a plan was proposed. He stalked through the cantina towards Obi-wan who was leaning slightly forwards against a pillar, ah...speaking, to a Mandalorian with painted orange armour while surrounded by a larger crowd of Mandos. At least they seem mostly amused. He ignored the youngers squawk as he yanked the back of his robes so that he moved away from the Mandalorian and spun him around.
"You cannot solve centuries of animosity by batting your eyelashes."
"I'm not batting my eyelashes " Obi-wan sniffed," I'm shaking my ass, there's decidedly more effort involved."
"I miss when I was an only child." Feemor sighed deeply. He used the force to scruff the neck of Obi-wan's robes and dangle him slightly in the air. He ignored the shouting from beside him and bowed politely to the staring Mandos. "My apologies for the disturbance, this will not happ-" He considered his brother who was now yelling out his personal comm code with a wink. " Please excuse us, this very probably will happen again, we shall workshop it. May the force be with you all."
I don't have a fully planned AU but it is Codywan!!! cause I love those bitches but have some more dialogue I came up with for this AU. I'm imagining them both as like 20-23, Obi's close to knighthood. He's still a padawan for this because I think him causing Qui-gon headaches is funny. Feemor fully thinks this complicated courtship dance Obi's created is funny, he likes studying his little brother like a bug, he just wasn't prepared for him to just waltz into little kelbade and start hitting on people, though he really should have been.
Hand wavy timeline with Jaster alive but the clones are still clones, Jango was kidnapped and held in stasis or something, Jaster claimed them as Mandos. This is really just about Obi's first and biggest diplomatic achivement being friendly Jedi-Mando relations purely cause he was in his thot era. This also somehow saves the galaxy from the sith.
I like to imagine that Cody's brothers recorded that little exchange between Fee and Obi on their helmets and uploaded it online where it went viral on MandoNet before going viral galaxywide because wait holy shit is that a Jedi saying that????. Qui-gon gets called in for a very weird meeting where the council's like ok so the entire holonet has seen your padawan being horny on main but also this is like the biggest jump in our diplomatic relationship with the Mandos in centuries so like can we keep this up somehow? This results in Obi-wan being holonet famous, first through vode recordings but then he starts a space tumblr and twitter account and he's famous now. Then his friends and other jedi start accounts because wait we're allowed to do that? and those become big as well and this is literally the best PR the jedi have had in hundreds of years. the holonet loves them. the sith are fuming.
Obi-wan, scoffing: What were they gonna do? Shoot me? Feemor: Yes. Obi-wan: I don't believe in blasters. Bly: ...like as a concept...? Obi-wan: No, spiritually.
Obi-wan: I'm sure there's a nice Mandalorian we can find for you Feemor: I'm not sure those 2 words belong together Obi-wan: No of course not, we can't find a nice one, then they'd be all alone, we need to find an absolute bastard of one so that you two match :)
Obi-wan: Oh so Master gets to take in pathetic life forms but I don't? This one's already domesticated! Wolffe: Debatable. Feemor: Cody's a person! Not a stray tooka! Obi-wan: Master takes in stray people all the time! That's how he got me!
Qui-gon: How do you explain this behaviour Padawan ? Obi-wan: The force pushed me towards the Mandalorians Master, it was quite insistent on me developing better relations with them given our difficult history. Feemor: Fascinating, please do elaborate, I'd love to hear the theological implications of a force-assigned kink.
“But don’t bring tomorrow, cause I already know, I’ll lose you”
Oh poor Feemor would be devastated! His first master died (I think?) and the second one wanted a different padawan and so rushed his trials.
Maybe Qui-Gong said just shortly before meeting/taking on Xanatos that Feemor wasn't ready yet. That he had much to learn. But then suddenly he meets this initiate, who isn't even close to aging out and now urging Feemor to take his Knighthood trials.
He feels like a discarded toy now that something newer and shinier came around
AU where Qui-Gon pulls the same thing with Feemor that he later does with Obi-Wan and sort of just....abruptly ends his padawanship in favor of taking Xanatos as his new student. Which is devastating, but Feemor takes a solo mission to a very quiet planet on the edge of Mandalorian space and somehow ends up with the Darksaber, all of the Death Watch out for his head, and Tarre Vizsla('s ghost) as his new Master.
Hey Y’all! I am back!! If you were wondering why I was MIA for so long, I blame this piece, but here it is finally!
It started out as me going “huh I think it would be fun to make a “family tree” with Padawans and Masters” ...and then it just kept getting bigger and bigger....somebody please help these people they’re all connected and they’ve all got issues....
Anyways! I hope you enjoy it!
The Dark Side is Red The Light Side is Blue
Characters (from left to right) First Row: Darth Maul, Ezra Bridger, Caleb Dume/Kanan Jarrus Second Row: Darth Sidious/Sheev Palpatine, Savage Opress, Cyslin Myr, Depa Billaba Third Row: Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus, Yoda, Mace Windu Fourth Row: Asajj Ventress, Qui-Gon Jinn, Rey, Luke Skywalker, Snoke Fifth Row: Ky Narec, Feemor, Xanatos, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren Sixth Row: Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Ahsoka Tano
This took so long, please someone reblog it haha edit: ...fixed the direction of the arrow for Ky Narec and Ventress...oops...
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I’m so happy you included Feemor! Most people forget that he existed, I don’t even remember if he’s canon anymore, but I love him. I love the rest of your works as well, you have such a cool style!
Feemor definitely deserves more love! My dream would be for him and Xanatos to show up in canon again because I feel like they really help flesh out Qui-Gon’s character, but for now, I suppose I’ll just enjoy those Legend stories where they exist.
Also, thank you so much for the compliments! It really means a lot to me :)
feemor and (s)maul commissioned from peachmarch based off my thread (and adorable plot) with @mayxthexforce
some old and new sw doodles. feemor gets to be an annoying big brother, as a treat
hey. hey. go read mando’jekai jedi by anonymous on ao3
literally the best feemor tropes all in one fic, and its jaster/feemor canon divergence
plus many funny outsider pov scenes and lots of banter
(i’ve only known orar for one chapter, but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself)
Feemor based on Mando'jekai jedi by Anonymous Creator on Ao3
Summary: 'Feemor saves a random Mandalorian and earns himself the position of Jedi watchman for the sector. Now if only the mandos would stop hunting him so that he can investigate this terrorist cell in peace.
Jaster really wants to talk to the jedi who slapped the darksaber into his hands before running off. Now if only the haat'ade could track him down.'
Sifo-dyas and Feemor is one of the more underapretiated duos of star wars
(shush I'm being delusional)
i love feemors shaved head look but this scenario is so funny to me
bonus:
A lil something for the Feemor girlies (me)
His mission was longer than expected
Things weren’t always so contentious. It’s just that Obi-Wan was a headstrong brat for so long that when he was finally able to hold his own, his padawan-brothers demanded backpay for their suffering (jk, they loved him deep down in their hearts. Deep, deep down. No, deeper).
This is archivist Feemor propaganda.
(also my oc Sol, his gremlin of a padawan)
art trade w/@thebrainofoctavian!
the aftermath of a day of training with dooku
My Feemor proposal
A popular headcanon for Feemor is that he's a Jedi Shadow. Shadows are spies and basically detectives. Feemor's lineage has a reputation for being eccentric, infamous, and finding trouble everywhere they go. So, walk with me here, Feemor's an eccentric, famous, blonde detective.
This is Feemor.
Reasons for a disaster lineage member to pick* a fight with God:
* a god/God picking the fight doesn’t count, Mortis
Yoda: He’s just been alive a very long time and sometimes he needs something fresh to have fun.
Dooku: He just died and is playing chess with some deity in order to avoid the shittiest afterlife.
Rael: He may be high and not realize that fighting God is the thing he is doing.
Qui-Gon: Philosophy debate that got out of hand.
Komari: Cult reasons.
Ventress: Is NOT fighting any gods, thank you very much.
Feemor: Qui-Gon put him up to it.
Xanatos: How Dare You
Obi-Wan: It happened while he was on Tatooine and honestly he doesn’t want to talk about it.
Anakin: When is he NOT down to fight a god? Multiple gods, even? He might be running on no sleep and the power of the Dark Side and also Sith Chemicals, OR he might be fifteen and on his eighth can of Space Red Bull while he works on an engineering thesis paper, OR he’s just been confronted with the inevitability of death again.
Ahsoka: Literally everything has gone to shit, her life and galaxy are in shambles, she has nothing left to lose, and Morai said to go for it.
Luke: He is not fighting any gods, he said No Thank You and left the room.