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My Mom Was Eating Some Food From A Local Chinese Restaurant For Lunch. She Found A Screw- (yes A Screw)
My mom was eating some food from a local Chinese restaurant for lunch. She found a screw- (yes a screw) in her food. I have so many questions. Like how...? Why...? What peculiar series of events led to a screw in the food?? Were they trying to build the Great Wall over the moo goo gai pan? Why would they need a wall? Are they segregating the chicken and the vegetables?? My mom said we will not be going there again...
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