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The Ocean Is Carbonated. I Can Think Of No Other Possible Explanation For These Photos (_) The Ocean
The ocean is carbonated. I can think of no other possible explanation for these photos ┐( ˘_˘)┌ the ocean is soda or maybe beer but not soup, I don't make the rules
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If there is a bit of fluff on the biscuits, take the fluff off the biscuits, for it is rude to serve biscuits with fluff
The amount of uninhibited euphoria I get from swinging really high on a swing and then leaning back far enough to feel like I'm upside down is insane. Is there a way to bottle this feeling and take it as a pill? I feel like it would be a good antidepressant ngl
I love how in older movies, they are very worried about whether or not the viewer realizes the movie has ended. Like everyone will ride into the sunset, or walk out of the courtroom after winning a case, and the producers are like, "Do you think it's too subtle? Do you think they realize it's over?" So just to be safe, in big, fancy letters, they write, "The End" to ensure everyone knows the movie is over. Did they really think we were just gonna stare at a black screen and wonder when the "intermission" will end? lol
To men who wear fun socks,
I absolutely love all of you. You undeniably make my days better. I could be having the most shit day ever but if I see a man wearing duck or teddy bear or geese with knives or axolotl ect. socks my day is instantly 100x better. Please keep wearing fun socks and if you happen to be wearing some right now please tag me in pictures of your fun socks because it will always make me smile. Thank you guys for making the world a better place on sock at a time <33