Your Daily Dose Of Spooky Posts

Your daily dose of spooky posts

Ok please just hear me out on this one. So you know how sometimes people put something in their mouth, like a pencil, to hold it bc their hands are full? They are using their mouth as a third hand. Now this is where things get wild. Let's consider the mouth as two hands, each jaw being its own individual hand. Humans are really cool because we have opposable thumbs, but when you think about it, the tongue is the 'mouth-hand' equivalent to an opposable thumb. The definition of opposable thumb is "a thumb that can be placed opposite the fingers of the same hand." If our jaw is our hand, and our teeth are our fingers, that would make out tongue a thumb. The tongue can move left and right, which would oppose the veridical movement of our jaws. Even if we only say out bottom jaw has a thumb (tongue), because that is the "hand" the thumb is attached to, that still means we would have a third hand with a thumb. By definition our tongue is the opposable thumb, of the 'mouth-hand.' (I know this isn't like, scientifically sound... But it's a fun concept to think about. Plus with this (slightly irrational and incorrect) argument, you could say any animal with a jaw, teeth, and tongue have opposable thumbs.) Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))

Important announcement! Dragons are real, alive and well. Ok so hear me out, a dragon is just a winged creature with scales. (Fire breathing is not a requirement because there are elemental dragons among other types so not all dragons breathe fire.) Do you know what else is a winged creature with scales? Butterflies and moths. Therefore, according to our formula for dragons, both butterflies and moths are modern day dragons. You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't know that butterflies and moths have scales." Well my dear friend they do, their wings are covered in scales which leads me to my next point:

Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue taught us this as kids and we just didn't realize. In the Great Fairy Rescue the fairies are painting the butterflies wings. One of the butterflies gets spooked and flies away before the wings are fully painted. Underneath the paint the butterfly is white. Guess what? If you touch a butterfly, you run the risk of rubbing off it's scales. When the scales come off, white wings are revealed. Honestly, this might be proof that faries are real too.

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The ocean is carbonated. I can think of no other possible explanation for these photos ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘⁠_⁠˘⁠)⁠┌ the ocean is soda or maybe beer but not soup, I don't make the rules

"LIFE is a great big CANVAS throw all the PAINT you can in it!"

You guys have been canning paint?? I didn't know we were supposed to?? Do you just throw all your paint in one can, or do you can based on color? Is there a special process to ensure your paint doesn't go bad before you reopen the can? What's the sealing process for canning paint? How long does it last once you can it? Does it get better with age like wine??? I have so many questions, please feel free to educate me on paint canning techniques. Thank you all in advance!

People really be saying, "don't go into art, you won't be able to make a living." They should have told me, "don't go into art, it's hard." Man I love art but dang going to college for art is aHhHHHHhh