Mistaken Identity

✨Mistaken Identity✨

Percy: I said sorry! Triton, covered in glitter: ... Percy, holding a sparkly bucket: I thought you were dad! Triton: ... Percy: ... Triton: I will kill you child. Percy: Uh... dad said you're not allowed Triton: I do not care. Percy, swimming backwards: Run? Triton, advancing on the glitter-bomber: Run.

Frank Just Wants to Sleep, Please

Percy: Frank, dude, what…

Annabeth: I… I don’t think this is a good use of your power

Frank, as a kitten: 🐱

Percy: How did you even get IN there??

Frank: …

Annabeth: I… I’m getting Hazel

Frank: 🐱

An Actual Conversation I had at work:

An older gentleman dressed in a nice suit: knock knock

Me, just wanting to make money and go home confused at the unprompted start to a joke: …who’s there?

Old man: you know

Me, aware of what’s happening but willing to let it be: you know who?

Old man, pulling a HP wand out of his sleeve: Harry Potter, the boy who lived… come to die… AVADA!!!

Me, trying to not laugh to hard as I hand him his room key: Kadaveyyyy

(It made my night 😂😭)

The Plan ™

Annabeth: This is my best plan Athena: Oh? Percy: Sure. Sure it was. Not like you left me to die. Annabeth: Oh, stop being so dramatic Poseidon, concerned: Die?!

(This is pretty much how it goes in chapter 11... if I can get the flow down 😭)

No Cut Strings Chapter 12 Update

I'm back? Maybe?

No Cut Strings - Chapter 12 - Inordinateamountofficsconsumed - Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan [Archive of Our Own]