Incorrect Percy Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Yeah, I mean who needs introduction for Peter Johnson

Nico, at the police station: I’m here for Percy.

The officer: Surename?

Nico:

Nico: Ah, you must be new…

Nico: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Percy: a dentist!

Jason: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you, Percy but I think you need to go to the police

✨Mistaken Identity✨

Percy: I said sorry! Triton, covered in glitter: ... Percy, holding a sparkly bucket: I thought you were dad! Triton: ... Percy: ... Triton: I will kill you child. Percy: Uh... dad said you're not allowed Triton: I do not care. Percy, swimming backwards: Run? Triton, advancing on the glitter-bomber: Run.

A New Demigod Arrives at camp

New Camper, learning about the gods: What’s the aquaman one?

Percy: …I’m sorry???

New Camper: Aquaman!!

Percy: …Poseidon?

New Camper: THATS THE ONE!!! I like him!

(A conversation my cousin and I just had when I tried to explain Epic the Musical to her)

Frank Just Wants to Sleep, Please

Percy: Frank, dude, what…

Annabeth: I… I don’t think this is a good use of your power

Frank, as a kitten: 🐱

Percy: How did you even get IN there??

Frank: …

Annabeth: I… I’m getting Hazel

Frank: 🐱