Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #3

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #3

Jason: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Piper: *turning to Leo* How tall are you?

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #5

Jason, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

All: Okay.

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Jason: Orange soda please!

Nico: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Will: Me too, strawberry soda.

Reyna: Same.

Piper: I'd like a strawberry soda as well.

Jason:

Incorrect KotLC Quote #6

(shoutout to @i-am-become-a-clown for being my first follower who wasn't already a friend :))

Fitz: You're a loose cannon, Keefe.

Keefe: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Biana: I think you play by your own rules.

Dex: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Fitz: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Keefe: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Sophie is a loose cannon.

Sophie: *smashes a chair*

Incorrect HP Quote #7

Hermione: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Luna: 'Prettiest Smile'

Neville: 'Nicest Personality'

Harry: 'Mostly likely to start a bar fight'

Ginny: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #7

*the seven are standing around the broken coffee maker*

Piper: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Everyone:

Hazel: ...I did. I broke it.

Piper: No. No, you didn't. Leo?

Leo: Don't look at me! Look at Jason!

Jason: What?! I didn't break it.

Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Jason: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Leo: Suspicious.

Jason: No, it's not!

Frank: If it matters, probably not, but Percy was the last one to use it.

Percy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Frank: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Percy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Frank!

Hazel: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Piper.

Piper: No! Who broke it?!

Everyone:

Percy: Piper... Annabeth's been awfully quiet.

Annabeth: Because I don't want anything to do with this!

Percy: Oh really? Or is it because you broke it?

Annabeth: I didn't!

*everyone starts arguing*

Piper, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Piper: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Piper:

Piper: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Incorrect HP Quote #6

Draco: HELP! I TOLD HERMIONE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Ginny, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?