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Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #3
Jason: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Piper: *turning to Leo* How tall are you?
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #4
Annabeth: You have to apologize to Percy.
Thalia: Fine.
Thalia: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #5
Jason, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
All: Okay.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Jason: Orange soda please!
Nico: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Will: Me too, strawberry soda.
Reyna: Same.
Piper: I'd like a strawberry soda as well.
Jason:
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #5
Jason, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
All: Okay.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Jason: Orange soda please!
Nico: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Will: Me too, strawberry soda.
Reyna: Same.
Piper: I'd like a strawberry soda as well.
Jason:
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #6
*before Percy and Annabeth's wedding*
Piper: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Frank: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Jason: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Leo: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Hazel: Yeah I think we're all going to the same wed-
Chiron, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #6
*before Percy and Annabeth's wedding*
Piper: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Frank: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Jason: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Leo: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Hazel: Yeah I think we're all going to the same wed-
Chiron, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #7
*the seven are standing around the broken coffee maker*
Piper: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Hazel: ...I did. I broke it.
Piper: No. No, you didn't. Leo?
Leo: Don't look at me! Look at Jason!
Jason: What?! I didn't break it.
Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jason: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Leo: Suspicious.
Jason: No, it's not!
Frank: If it matters, probably not, but Percy was the last one to use it.
Percy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Frank: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Percy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Frank!
Hazel: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Piper.
Piper: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
Percy: Piper... Annabeth's been awfully quiet.
Annabeth: Because I don't want anything to do with this!
Percy: Oh really? Or is it because you broke it?
Annabeth: I didn't!
*everyone starts arguing*
Piper, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Piper: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Piper:
Piper: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #7
*the seven are standing around the broken coffee maker*
Piper: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Hazel: ...I did. I broke it.
Piper: No. No, you didn't. Leo?
Leo: Don't look at me! Look at Jason!
Jason: What?! I didn't break it.
Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jason: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Leo: Suspicious.
Jason: No, it's not!
Frank: If it matters, probably not, but Percy was the last one to use it.
Percy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Frank: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Percy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Frank!
Hazel: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Piper.
Piper: No! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
Percy: Piper... Annabeth's been awfully quiet.
Annabeth: Because I don't want anything to do with this!
Percy: Oh really? Or is it because you broke it?
Annabeth: I didn't!
*everyone starts arguing*
Piper, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Piper: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Piper:
Piper: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #9
Annabeth: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Thalia: Several traffic violations.
Percy: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Grover: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Piper: Also, that's not our car.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #10
Piper: What do you think Percy will do for a distraction?
Annabeth: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Annabeth: ...or he could do that
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #10
Piper: What do you think Percy will do for a distraction?
Annabeth: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Annabeth: ...or he could do that
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #11
Percy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Frank: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jason: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.
Leo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.
Grover: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nico:
Nico: I have emotional scars.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #11
Percy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Frank: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jason: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.
Leo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.
Grover: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nico:
Nico: I have emotional scars.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #12
Apollo/Lester: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me!
Reyna: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Apollo/Lester: Yes!
Meg: I'm starting to feel really bad for you.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #12
Apollo/Lester: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me!
Reyna: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Apollo/Lester: Yes!
Meg: I'm starting to feel really bad for you.