Ive Made Some More Wolf Geralt Headcanons, Would You Like Some Wolf Geralt Headcanons? Here, Have Some

I’ve made some more wolf geralt headcanons, would you like some wolf geralt headcanons? Here, have some wolf geralt headcanons you poor children.

I do think someone gives him a toy. I don’t think it’s from one of his brothers or Jaskier, but it’s from a little girl who was taught that he was the white wolf, not the butcher and wanted to give him something so he’s protected too. Him as normal adores the fuck out of the toy, but his wolf form has an obsession with it. The first time the wolf brothers see it, Geralt has been whining up a storm, shifting from side to side with nervousness while Jaskier gets the toy. If the toy isn’t by his side most of the winter, everyone’s going to hear him whine until it’s found.

Geralt blends in really well with the snow, so when it’s just beginning to snow, him, Eskel and Lambert race outside to play hide n seek. Geralt does it because it’s fun and tires him out, for Eskel and Lambert it helps with their hunting skills, mostly like smell and sight. It’s really funny to see Geralt lay down completely to try and camouflage in the snow, with his golden eyes shining so bright.

Geralt nannies the fuck out of Ciri when she comes along. She is now apart of the pack, she must be protected!! He followed her around everywhere, being there for support if she needed to lean on something, pulling her out of the way when the other wolves, +bard, are trying to get things done. If they’re somewhere and Geralt has a sudden feeling of danger, he’ll do everything is wolf self can to get Ciri out of there and safely somewhere else. Ciri is also the only one who can bribe Geralt into doing tricks.

If he’s tired after a long day of training, he’ll shift into his wolf form sometimes, and wherever he is at whatever time, he’s going to lay down and stay there. Jaskier jokes about him being a lap wolf, it’s all fun n games until Geralt turns into this huge fluffy white wolf and crushes your legs with pure hunting muscles. Eskel only likes it’s when he’s had a bad night, Geralt always sticks with him after a bad night. He’s with Lambert most of the nights, poor baby wolf so sensitive to the cold keep. When he’s not with either of them, he’s with Jaskier laying his head on his stomach and Jaskier petting his head. He sings for him and massages his ears, and in return Geralt keeps Jaskier warm and licks his face when Jaskier is joking with him.

Last one, but when Geralt gets excited over something, his tail wags like no tomorrow and doesn’t care what he’s hitting with it. If it’s a body part, better hope it can stand it. But if it’s a hard object, like a door or a counter corner and it has that steady beat to it, Jaskier totally makes up a song on the spot to the beat of Geralt’s tail.

I hope that was enjoyable, if you want to add anything I’d love to see it!!

Shdghdh, thanks to all you peoples lovely encouragement (horny goblins, each and every one 😔 ) I’m slowly but surely getting over my 15yr old terror of drawing humans (the POWER)

This is dedicated to the lovely @rawrkinjd who just last night published another fic of Eskel getting it good :3c

Enjoy the filth 🍆🍑💦 (pls tell me if the link isn’t working 4 you! First time trying out Pollowfort…)

Jaskier: *rolling over in his bedroll, half asleep* do you think when evil guys get up from their seats to look out the window dramatically, that they’ve farted and it smells so bad they have to move?

Geralt: ...excuse me?

Jaskier: you’re excused, but if I smell anything funny I’m going to find a window *passes the fuck out again*

Geralt: ???

Jaskier is so bad at fighting, because he's left handed. And after leaving his parents house no one told him that you can hold a sword in your left hand.

Cue Geralt who notices that Jaskier can write with both hands (“I learned to write with right but for some reason writing with left is easier“) and he starts observing Jaskier closer.

The next time they get into a fight Geralt gets pissed at Jaskier for not using his dominant hand and Jaskier is like “what? Wtf do you mean, everyone fights with their right hand?“

The Bard's Gone Feral

I feel like this has been said but I wanna say it one more time just so everyone knows..

Thue Ersted Rasmussen is going to be a great Eskel.

Just watched his video for the Great Witcher Bake Off, I’m a little late I know, but this man. makes bread. 🥺 and his DOG?? don’t even get me started. I’m so excited to see his Eskel, ngl personally I think he’s a perfect fit.

Now that everyone knows, I shall go obsess over Thue for a while now, anyone can join.