eskel-and-goat

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18+ please. Juno || 20y/o || he/they please. Hi there, I make headcanons and such. I’d love to hear your own ideas if you’re willing to share. I’m still fairly new to tumblr so please have patience’s of a god with me.

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Yknow, I Would Love To Hear Some Of Your Headcanons You Have On Eskel(+everyone Else), I Also Want To

Y’know, I would love to hear some of your headcanons you have on Eskel(+everyone else), I also want to hear nicknames people may have for them too, because nicknames are awesome.

Gimme your thoughts >:)

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4 years ago

How Netflix production is probably going rn—

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4 years ago

I call Eskel Kelly. (And it may or may have not confused several people in my life because they expect some lady whenever I call him that.😔)

Ngl, I love that nickname I see you👀 I love thinking about Lambert at a bar and getting it on by some dude and he’s like “Kelly’s not going to like this” but the guys like “you told me you were gay” and out comes this big buff sweet potato of a man and Lambert smiles at him “Kelly!”

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no way thanks for the fic!! also thanks gaybacon 👉🏻👉🏻 saltbellsblood g a y b a c o n

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4 years ago

I have this headcanon that Eskel at some point slept with Eist Tuirseach while helping out some bear pals in Skellige. It might have even been more than once. Eist still considers him a friend forever after that and Eskel truly does enjoy the company of the mischievous Skelligen prince. They have a lot in common and they get along very well.

This is an interesting one, cause isn’t Eist the king of Cintra? I’ve not read the books just yet and I’m just starting the video game series’s o I’m not that informed about his formally position as being the Skelligen Prince. Love to think about Eist talking his way into letting Eskel or other Witcher’s with Eskel to the kingdom and trading though, he always tells other Witcher’s to let Eskel know he’s still around for another good time wink wink nudge nudge it makes Geralt’s super uncomfortable at times too, he’s like “stop party wacking my brother >:(“

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the witcher eskel witcher witcher eskel ask this is very interesting caught my interest i like your way of thinking also im going to look into Eist and find out more about this prince side eist tuirseach

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eskel-and-goat

4 years ago

A goat walks into a Bar

This is my Witcher Secret Santa gift for the @thewitchersecretsanta event, my fic is for @martianapplecrumble I hope you enjoy and Happy New Year! <3

A Goat Walks Into A Bar

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4 years ago

Eskel: Let’s get high on shrooms and run around the woods and dance around a fire pretending to be be forest spirits!

Everyone: No! That’s dangerous and illegal!?

Eskel, making sure to push that side of himself deep deep down: Y-yeah. Okay.....

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