Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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A Small Child In An Elf Costume Just Ran By Yelling AAAHHHH And Jumping And Same, Honestly.
A small child in an elf costume just ran by yelling “AAAHHHH” and jumping and same, honestly.
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Are you telling me that freaking babies have pockets and women’s clothes don’t?
Why do baby clothes need pockets? What are they going to stick in there?
Self care is breaking into NASA stealing a rocket and launching yourself into the fucking void
I didn’t go all Reynolds pamphlet and humiliate myself for three notes, dammit!
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell of and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.
They wouldn’t need fake reviews. All they’d have to do is show a segment from one of our news channels.
What if aliens have never visited us because a rival planet has posted fake negative reviews of Earth on the Intergalactic Tripadvisor