every-cool-name-is-taken

Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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Are You Telling Me That Freaking Babies Have Pockets And Womens Clothes Dont?

Are you telling me that freaking babies have pockets and women’s clothes don’t?

Why do baby clothes need pockets? What are they going to stick in there?

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7 years ago

This is it. This is my legacy, the only thing anyone will see of me. This is the only thing I’ve ever posted that I’m proud of, and it was on my other blog.

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fandom funny meme text post star wars poe dameron Finn rey the last jedi the force awakens stormtrooper stormpilot ship improving hipster posts improved shitpost I think??? or something as always im a loser and I don’t know what I’m doing random fandoms fangirl fandom life just girly things making fun of stuff take that internet or whatever

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7 years ago

I didn’t go all Reynolds pamphlet and humiliate myself for three notes, dammit!

Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell of and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.

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fall out boy meme funny text post story funny story humiliation FUCK Oh fuck oh shit why why do i do these things why am I like this i need help Reynold’s pamphlet hamilton sort of concert chairs damn you chairs tumblr it's a thing that happened deal with it you nerds I am supreme i will fight you i am a failure but I’m awesome shit post

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7 years ago

Self care is breaking into NASA stealing a rocket and launching yourself into the fucking void

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7 years ago

Water drinkers: I am boring, but that does not matter because I am cleared. There are no toxins in my body, I will live for 10,000 years, whereas you fools will die within 90. The water’s flow resonates with my soul; I am one with the elements and at peace.

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

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water text post tumblr drama tw drama or something yes coffee tea vs coffee leaf water bean water soda sugar water tea drinker coffee drinkers funny meme lol accurate ...do people still say that no I don’t think so well whatever idgaf

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7 years ago

What if bike is really short for bichael?

What if Mike is really short for Micycle?

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