Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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I Didnt Go All Reynolds Pamphlet And Humiliate Myself For Three Notes, Dammit!
I didn’t go all Reynolds pamphlet and humiliate myself for three notes, dammit!
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell of and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.
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This is it. This is my legacy, the only thing anyone will see of me. This is the only thing I’ve ever posted that I’m proud of, and it was on my other blog.
Okay so there are some small children running around my neighborhood commons and they WERE running around shouting at each other but now they’re on an iPhone playing music from YouTube with no headphones and one of them just said “if a zombie gets shot in the body it dances” and I’m very worried. Not sure what I’m worrying about, but I’m worried.
Me: I'M FREAKING AWESOME Me: *victory gesture* Me: *throws headphones across room* Still me: *facepalms* Yeah, still me: *waits for annoying cheesy laugh track*
Water drinkers: I am boring, but that does not matter because I am cleared. There are no toxins in my body, I will live for 10,000 years, whereas you fools will die within 90. The water’s flow resonates with my soul; I am one with the elements and at peace.
tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential
coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans