Self Care Is Breaking Into NASA Stealing A Rocket And Launching Yourself Into The Fucking Void

Self care is breaking into NASA stealing a rocket and launching yourself into the fucking void

This is it. This is my legacy, the only thing anyone will see of me. This is the only thing I’ve ever posted that I’m proud of, and it was on my other blog.

Are you telling me that freaking babies have pockets and women’s clothes don’t?

Why do baby clothes need pockets? What are they going to stick in there?

Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell off and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.

Water drinkers: I am boring, but that does not matter because I am cleared. There are no toxins in my body, I will live for 10,000 years, whereas you fools will die within 90. The water’s flow resonates with my soul; I am one with the elements and at peace.

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

Okay so there are some small children running around my neighborhood commons and they WERE running around shouting at each other but now they’re on an iPhone playing music from YouTube with no headphones and one of them just said “if a zombie gets shot in the body it dances” and I’m very worried. Not sure what I’m worrying about, but I’m worried.