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Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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TO INFINITY AND-

TO INFINITY AND-

*looks over edge* Nope.

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As an author who often writes angry stories about this one asshole I knew...TAKE THAT, PRESTON!!

I just found out about the Small Penis Rule, where authors protect themselves from libel lawsuits by explicitly saying a character that was based on a real person has a small penis

supposedly, no guy is gonna come forward and shout “HEY, THAT CHARACTER WITH THE TINY PENIS IS ME!”

I was thinking about that post that says Mom stands for “mother of mine” and I started thinking about what Dad would stand for and all I could think of was “dead ass duck”.


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SOMEONE WRITE THIS!!

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

Fuck you Todd.

What if we used to be able to make wishes, but then someone wished we couldn’t.

Friend: “why are these grapes so round?” Other friend: “don’t slut shame the grapes”


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