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She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts she's failing English and I'm failing geometry We started tutoring each other last week; it's actually going pretty well.

Friend: I can smell the ocean! It smells like salt! Me: yeah, it smells like salt and issues. Or is that just me? Friend: *doesn’t laugh* Me: that…that was a joke- “salt and issues” because I’m salty and have issues? No? Okay sorry. I’m not explaining it because if I do, it isn’t funny.

I was thinking about that post that says Mom stands for “mother of mine” and I started thinking about what Dad would stand for and all I could think of was “dead ass duck”.

Skylander incorrect quote

Kaos: Hey.

Eon, reading some papers: Hello.

Eon, realizing that Kaos isn’t supposed to be here:

Eon: HOW did you get in here, AGAIN?

Kaos, grabbing a book: don’t question my methods.

I got another bitches also meme from pfp