Weird Humor - Tumblr Posts

So I was having a rough day at work today

I wanted to doodle a bit to lift my spirits on my break, but I just sat at my desk for a solid 3 minutes not knowing what the heck to draw. Then I absent-mindedly doodled a butt, took one look at it, and started to snicker like a goddamn middle schooler.

For all the world knows, I am an adult. I work a 9 to 5 job, I vote, and I pay taxes. Yet, here I am laughing at a picture of a butt because apparently my humor never matured past age 12.

..........

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

LOL BUTTS

I was thinking about that post that says Mom stands for “mother of mine” and I started thinking about what Dad would stand for and all I could think of was “dead ass duck”.

POV: I chatted a bit about ww1 while chatting with my boyfriend, who's literally a great cat-lover...

Posted this after his permission.

Random thought...

I want to see -like read and/or watch- a villain who just at like the final epic fight against the hero or whatever and is like "you leave me no choice" and shit like that, forgets their very own final move.

Seems stupid I know (like most of my ideas)

But think about it.

If like it's been a long ass time since they've fought against someone on equal footing and basically just defeats those that oppose him no sweat or makes his minions do it for him.

So like what's the purpose of the final move if he can't use it on anyone? Or do they just use it randomly cuz they feel like it? See my point??

Like at the final fight he'll be like "Mike! What's my final move again? It's been a couple of hundreds of years since I've used it." And their minion be like "I don't know sir! I've been only serving you for the last 10 years." Or something like.

I don't know if it's my weird humor or what but I want to see that (most probs the first rather than the later knowing my weird ass imagination). That would be awesome.

(I just felt I needed to share this😅)

Mozart and his weird sense of humor

“I wish you good night, shit in your bed all your might.”

"Oh my ass burns like fire.” (To his cousin)

"Write to me and don't be so lazy. Otherwise I shall have to give you a thrashing. What fun! I'll break your head." - (To his sister)

"To every good friend I send my greet feet; addio nitwit. Love true true true until the grave, if I live that long and do behave." - (To his cousin)

In 1782, Mozart wrote a six-voice canon. The canon’s title translates to “Lick Me In The Ass” :

"Lick my ass nicely,

lick it nice and clean,

nice and clean, lick my ass.

That’s a greasy desire,

nicely buttered,

like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.

Three will lick more than two,

come on, just try it,

and lick, lick, lick.

Everybody lick his own ass himself."

“Yesterday, though, we heard the king of farts/ It smelled as sweet as honey tarts/ While it wasn’t in the strongest of voice/ It still came on as a powerful noise.” (To his mother)

There is a whole wiki only dedicated to Mozart and his love for ass jokes: