Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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Friend: Why Are These Grapes So Round?Other Friend: Dont Slut Shame The Grapes
Friend: “why are these grapes so round?” Other friend: “don’t slut shame the grapes”
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As an amateur writer, OH HELL NO. I AIN’T GIVING YOU MY WORK FOR FREE. SIGNAL BOOST.
Underlined PSA
Figment, the recently closed writing website, has just launched (after a long delay) their long-awaited successor to figment known as Underlined, where users can post their work and receive feedback, supposedly.
DO NOT USE UNDERLINED. DO NOT POST YOUR WORK ON UNDERLINED.
Underlined’s terms and conditions contains a clause stating that the rights to all your work that you post on their website belongs to them!!!!
Underlined belongs to Penguin Random House. This is an extremely dirty trick for them to play on writers, especially young writers and children, who come to the internet to get feedback and will lose the rights to their work. Please boost!!!
Honestly I still think this is the best thing I ever posted.
Is “oh fuck” an emotion
My friend: Can I have your garlic bread?
My other friend: NO FUCK YOU
Very Bad Idea:
What if we replaced “mean, median, and mode” with “meme, memeian, and mood”?
Note to self: stop adding the word “bitch” to the end of everything, bitch.