Percy: Hey, Look At This Dude He's Kinda Hot Ngl.

Percy: Hey, look at this dude he's kinda hot ngl.

*Annabeth looks over, makes a face*

Annabeth: Percy, it's a good thing that you're already with me 'cause your taste in men is shit.

"no saint ever watched over me. not like you have" excuse me while i SCREAM

Nahri x Ali post EoG stuff

ok listen if my brain has to play these post Empire of Gold scenes in my head then yall gotta deal with them too (heavily Ali and Nahri centric) :

- EVERYONE knows that they are a thing. From the side glances to the Arabic conversations to the way they reach for each other’s hands at any given moment. like… they aint slick. Ali visits the hospital almost constantly and is one of the few people Nahri will listen to when it comes to taking breaks or days off. Nahri comes up to the palace for the sole reason to check if Ali was crushed by paperwork etc etc. They wont talk about it! but everyone knows!

- Nahri and Ali talk about getting married long before it actually happens (Ali is, what? 23 or 24 in EoG so he wouldnt get married right away). It’s actually Ali that brings it up first while they’re sitting next to each other in the hospital gardens. They argue about how they would plan the wedding; big celebration or small private occasion (Hatset and Zaynab would kill them if it was the latter). where it would happen, if there were and Daeva / Geziri or Ayaanle traditions they should abide by. its a whole thing. it becomes a regular conversation between them (even an arguing point; ‘See! if we got married this wouldnt be a problem!’ etc)

-Eventually Ali does go to Jamshid’s place to ask if there are any Daeva/ Nahid traditions hes gotta follow -> promptly dropping the ball that he’s gonna propose and given the company it would be a very big thing. He also asks for Jamshid’s and Nahri’s grandfather’s blessing. And, if possible, Nahri would ask Zaynab/ Muntadhir/ Hatset’s blessing too.

-Zaynab and Hatset would probably organize the wedding ceremonies n stuff, not that Ali or Nahri would have any say in it but it does come as a relief bc both of them are super busy! and wedding stuff would be so stressful! They also have a small and big ceremony (the small one like MONTHS before the big one) bc like… months is just so long to wait.

-Ali is the blushing virgin on their wedding night and that is just very very good.

-Anyway Time skip and Nahri gets pregers and tries to get Ali alone to tell him but hes just super busy and always around people so one day during a family meeting Ali’s off ranting n stuff and Nahri. bless her heart, Just fuking says it. “Ali, I’m pregnant” and the room STOPS. Cue Ali slow turning to face Nahri with a very Contained and Calm face and just whispers ‘Ok’ and Nahri’s like ‘Ok?’ and Ali- 5 seconds away from crying goes ‘Ok.’ and then rushes to hug her. Everyone is astonished.

-Ali gets so worried about being a good father he stresses himself OUT but like? literally everyone else sees how good he is with children? He sometimes looks after the children at the hospital when their parents are working/ getting healed and does everything from religious talks to teaching the alphabet of the different languages to leading a bunch of children around the hospital with little jodies or rhymes (have yall seen the goat video yet? the one where a lady in a niqab sings and the goats go ‘baa baa’ to the song? its that thing) Some children from Bir Nabat come and its the Best thing ever!! Ali is so good with children like why is he stressing himself out.

-Nahri of course works through her pregnancy. She snaps at Ali when he pushes her to take a break (’ Dont you EVER tell me to stay away from my hospital!!’ ‘My Love, you are NINE MONTHS PREGNATE!!) they end up compromising and a cot gets set up in her office.

-When the time comes Ali is a pacing wreck. He’s the first one to arrive at the hospital and everyone asks him why he’s dressed up so nicely to which is response is ‘first impressions matter.’ Ali also knocks on the door way to much - much to the annoyance of everyone. (Ali if you knock on the door one more time im going to gut you in your sleep!’ Ali: *turns back around* ‘I dont think they’re ready yet.’

-Ali hold’s his baby girl (whos got a full head of hair and just So Tiny) and is the quietest he’s ever been in his life. Utterly silent as he rocks her in his arms. He is entranced by this little baby and is once again one work away from crying. To convince Nahri to stay in bed for a little longer, cus shes physically fine just a bit exhausted, he slids in next to her and they hold their baby together.

- they name her Duriya yall cant convince me otherwise.

- the baby is in some way obviously part marid- whether it be the eyes or like little webbed feet and not for the first time they think about this childs whole identity. (’ Part Nahid, Daeva, Geziri, Ayaanle, Human and Marid.’ “This kids gonna have so many identity issues.’) but its all gonna be ok bc Duriya is gonna have the best upbringing that any child has ever had and its overall Great. Nahri is an amazing mom that doesnt have to chose between the things she loves and Ali takes everything he’s learned and is the best father that he never got to have.(ultimately tho Duriya does get spoiled a bit bc of the family but thats ok Ali is very good with humility lessons n such)

its just an all around great time.

and, just as a bonus if yall like Dara; cameras were invented in 1816 (the first book takes place is like 1801 or around that time) so Postcards are being sent and its sad and good at the same time.

There are two types of people in fandoms:

A) Those who stick to a fandom and are active in it for months (maybe even an entire year) or at least multiple weeks,

VS

B) People who change fandoms every other day or maybe even hour and in are active in short, random intervals.

Idk if this makes sense to anyone else but

Twiyor: Movie Howl and Sophie

Damianya: Book Howl and Sophie

Just watched Shadow and Bone's last episode. I am not okay.