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"You can only sharpen a blade so far,” Kaz said as he joined them at the
front of the church. “In the end, it comes down to the quality of the material.
- Crooked Kingdom, Leigh Bardugo.
For once I'm not late. Yay
April Calendar
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: kaz brekker, bastard of the barrel, most dangerous man in ketterdam, didn't give a single fuck about wylan's learning disability and still thought he was useful and great at other things. wylan was probably scared of getting scolded or belittled by the criminal prodigy who had little to no conscience, but kaz brekker literally figured "so what if he can't read?" because wylan could do so many other useful things, as well. instead of being angry, he shrugged and came up with another plan, without punishing wylan in any way whatsoever, for not being a "good enough" investment, which may come as a shock to some people. he might have known beforehand, and even then, he still complimented wylan because the boy thought like a lock pick.
How about I push you in the canal and see if you know how to swim?
Sass queen Wylan - Crooked Kingdom (via 21-fobulous-killjoys)
this just in
wylan van eck is the most important boy in the whole wide world
Jesper: Here are two pictures. One is the Fold. The other is Kaz's soul. Can you tell which is which?
Wylan:......that's the fold?
Jesper: They're both Kaz's soul
wheres my other dad at
last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u
(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)
tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx
and whoever the fuck sees this
the crows as thoughts i have had:
wylan- oh yes a rotisserie dinosaur
nina- take your singular cornflave and leave
kaz- what would happen if i blew up this classroom and everyone died including me
jesper- HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING GAY
matthias- i need to get me some wolf
inej- if i look straight at this wall she won't see me
Me normally: ☹️
Me as soon as I remember that when Jesper met Wylan he thought he looked like a prince : 😊
Crooked Kingdom is a goddamn masterpiece and I’ll preach that everyday but I think the best thing in it which is clearly not talked about enough is that whole fucking chapter with Wylan where the ENTIRE time he’s just like:
What the hell... what am I doing here? Who are these idiots? What the fuuuuuuckk... I’m a human fucking being, Kaz
And I think that’s beautiful
The Wraith / The Bastard of the Barrel / The Sharpshooter / The Merchling / The Drüskelle / The Heartrender
“You’re our chemist, Wylan,” said Nina hopefully. “What do you think?” Wylan shrugged. “Maybe. Not all poisons have an antidote.” Jesper snorted. “That’s why we call him Wylan Van Sunshine.”
Something something Jesper when he found out Wylan is alive
/i will be repurposing my tweets here xdd
Cr. Alan Stephens Foster - The Fall
i just want to see more of wylan/inej's friend dynamic like:
feeding pigeons together
mocking kaz and jesper
trying to figure out if 'i liked your stupid face' and 'investment' were love confessions
trying to sneak therapy tips into conversations with their partners
baking
inej listening intently as wylan rambles about his latest hyperfixation
i mean... this is just too wholesome to miss out on
Just watched Shadow and Bone's last episode. I am not okay.
Reading six of crows and realising Kaz never feels uncomfortable showing his discomfort with the pain in his leg and always having to sit down, show visible signs of pain after exertion. But it’s always the viewer who sees this as a weakness and never Kaz himself. In his usual fashion, he uses this as adding another shield, so people don’t look at his actual weaknesses i.e. Inej and Jesper. It lends to the scene where he speaks with Wylan because of course Wylan has seen the way people perceive Kaz and how he treats that behaviour. And then watching the show and seeing Kaz easily walk up and down stairs with ease and moreover rappelling down buildings? Simply handing over his cane to Nikolai, his biggest shield to this random man he met mere weeks ago? As much as I want a s3 or the spin-off, do I really want it at the cost of completely stripping my favourite character’s struggles and arcs until they are no longer the Kaz Brekker everyone loves and admires??