Obi-Wan, Introducing Anakin: This Is My Terrible Child Who Never Listens To Me, Gets Into Trouble Every

Obi-Wan, introducing Anakin: This is my terrible child who never listens to me, gets into trouble every five minutes and is married to Senator Amidala but try and not to mention that fact because he thinks he's doing a good job at hiding his 'secret' relationship.

I've bought so many books since last month but haven't read any of them because I'm too busy getting sucked into the hole that is star wars prequels fanfics. Guess I'm living the prime fanfic reader experience, lol

Okay this just randomly came to me at night but like, can you imagine Kate and Peter (who are automatically besties, no I do not take criticism) exchange their weapons (Peter's we shooters, Kate's Bow) just to see if they could use them. And then there's an attack on New York (a normal Tuesday) and they both have to fight with the other's weapons.

Kate tries to use the webshooters but fails miserably and just ends up on the roof a building and webs the enemies, robots, whatever from there. Peter on the other hand is absolutely amazing at using a bow and is destroying the enemies because a) He has better vision due to the spider bite and b) He's good at aiming due to his webs as they need to be aimed perfectly.

Like, just imagine Kate being frustrated, Peter having the time of his life using a bow and Clint and Tony just being Tired DadsTM.

Ok, Ive got another idea, so we've all read at least a dozen modern au merthur fics right? But like, I haven't come across any modern au fic where Merlin actually has magic.

So my idea is that Merlin is the new guy in town, he's their to study under Gaias, has a destiny intertwined with Arthur and everything that happened in canon (almost everything, merthur actually kiss and get together and also Morgana and Mordred aren't evul just cuz) but it all happens with a modern twist.

Like, can you just imagine all the memes and references that I could fit in it. And also kilgarrah being this huge dragon who makes riddles using pop-culture references and memes.

Peter,who had pulled an all-nighter to study for exams, trying to sleep in.

Tony: Pete, it's time to wake up. Steve's making breakfast.

Peter:...

Tony: Don't make throw water on you.

Peter: Don't make me shatter your skull with one punch.

Tony:....

The Avengers in the hall way who had been listening: ......

I have a headcannon that when Peter Parker gets cranky from lack of sleep, hunger, whatever, his scariness/sass factor goes up like 1000%

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After a horrible battle against giant lizards. Back at Stark Tower.

Steve Rogers ruffling Peter’s hair: Aren’t you a little young to be an Avenger?

Peter running on 12 red bulls, only slept nine hours total in the last WEEK, and now knows the taste of lizard blood: Aren’t you a little old to be alive?

Steve shocked:

Tony stunned:

Other Avengers mentally freaking out:

Peter: i can fix that for you

Tony: KID-

I just got the greatest idea ever, like what if Arthur and the knights sing I won't say I'm in love (Hercules).

Arthur's meg while the knights are the muses. And Merlin's Hercules ofc.