Virgil: DAD!

Virgil: DAD!

Janus and Patton at the same time: yes?

Virgil: oh sh*t

Patton: Who the heck do you think you are?? I am his dad!

Janus: I raised him!

Patton: I loved him!

Virgil: oof, I actually felt that on your behalf

done :)

oh nooooo a few days ago someone very nice wrote me a thing but i didn’t get to reblog it cause my computer charger died and now i think they deleted it :(

Roman entering the kitchen: Is Patton sad again?

Virgil, sitting at the table on his phone: what makes you ask that?

Roman, pointing to the mounds of brownies and cupcakes: He is sad baking-

Patton, coming in covered in flour: WhO wAnTs BrOwNiEs

Oh my god! @18plusisstressed i absolutely loved your idea and came up with mine through your awesome writing! If you want to reblog that is completely up to you and okay!! I made mine softer because I was too afraid anything heavier (that word doesn’t sound right but I can’t think of an alternative) and because I didn’t want to come across as too similar or they I was trying to steal your idea. And don’t worry about the tag, your story totally deserves it all the hype!! Thank you so much for your kind words, I’m sending you all the good vibes 💌

Hey @trapmonster94 , I didn't want to reblog your story just because it's a lot softer than mine and I didn't want to make you uncomfortable, but I loved both parts of your story!! I live for the angst but it was also so sweet and that's exactly how I imagine Remus and his relationship with others being in this au! Thanks for giving me a shout out, I'm happy my writing gave you any kind of inspiration! 🦗💜

I’m glad you liked it! <3 <3

Remus Has A Dumb Idea

tw: dumb ideas, they kiss, two/three innuendos (v. minor, like, you may have to squint to find the second), they kiss

written for @imlovethomassanders !!

“I think this is officially the dumbest thing you’ve ever done in your life!” Remus raised his eyebrow.

“You say that every time,” He pointed out, not looking up from his project.

“That’s because you baffle me with your dumbassery everytime,” Janus said.

“Be careful, if you make anymore rhymes, my brother will show up,” Remus said.

“Maybe he’ll be able to talk you out of whatever this is,” Janus paused, sighing. “I can’t believe I’m about to ask but what is this, by the way?”

“Well, you know how I love those videos of someone crushing something under a weight?” Janus nodded. “Well, I got to thinking, if i filled a coke bottle with mentos, and if I applied a great force, what would happen?”

“Pain,” Janus said. “You would get hurt.”

“I had a feeling, so that’s why i asked you to be here. So you can explain to the EMT,” Remus said. Janus almost complimented him on how well he had thought this out. “I was going to ask my brother, but I think he invited Virgil over and I really don’t want to have to interrupt that. And if I’d have asked Logan, he would tell Patton and then I’ll get chewed at the hospital.”

“So I was a last resort?”

“I’m sensing bitterness,” Remus said, looking up from his tools. “And no, you aren’t a last resort, you’re the first choice. I gotta way up pros and cons though, so I make the right choice.” Janus snorted.

“You have put an odd amount of thought into this.”

“Well, whenever I don’t, you chew me out and I’d much rather we spend our time together doing a lot more fun things,” Remus wiggled his eyebrows and Janus shook his head before a lightbulb went off.

“Could I persuade you out of doing this very stupid experiment?” Remus looked so genuinely conflicted that Janus almost felt bad. Almost.

“I literally have been unable to think of anything else for the past week.”

“Want me to take your mind off of it?” Remus pouted and Janus relented. “How about we look this up on youtube and see if anyone else has done it. Will that satisfy your need for destruction?” Remus thought about it for a minute.

“Can we cuddle?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, I’m down, but we’re gonna have to drink some of this coke,” Remus said, pointed to the bottles of coke sitting around him.

“Why did you buy so many?”

“A good scientist always double checks his results.”

“You’re not a scientist, you’re just a pain in my ass.” Janus didn’t even have to look at Remus to know he was wiggling his eyebrows. “Don’t you dare say it, or I will go home.”

“Noooo,” Remus whined, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend. “Don’t be mean. I just gave up an experiment for you.” Janus snorted.

“You mean a death match.”

“Either way, I was promised cuddles.”

“You will literally kill yourself or me with one of your ‘experiments’,” Janus said.

“Januuuuuuus, we’ve moved on!” Janus rolled his eyes.

“I could literally be dating anyone, I’m good looking, I’m smart, but for some reason my dumbass heart has decide to fall in love with you.”

“Well, it seems like a very smart decision,” Remus said, spinning Janus around so they were eye to eye. Janus placed his around on Remus’ shoulders.

“Jury’s still out on that one.” Remus only smirked and leaned in.

“Let me plead my case?” Janus chuckled but nodded and Remus kissed him softly, starting as nothing more than a peck before their lips moulded together. But almost as quickly as it started it ended and Janus opened his eyes to see Remus smiling at him and Janus’ face softened.

“You’re so cute for someone who will literally be the death of me.”

“You betcha,” Remus said with a wink. “Now, CUDDLES!”

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

OKAY!

so, I can’t draw but i was singing that song from the Prince of Egypt where the mam is singing to baby moses (this one [its called river lullay or smth]) and i got the coolest idea!

What if there was an animatic where janus is sending a baby virgil off to the light sides so that he can live a better live and he’s sad because he loves virgil but he knows patton will take care of him and love him. and remus sings the part of the sister and watches over him while he journeys through until he gets to the light sides. Oh! and roman is the elder song (making them bros) and patton and logan are their parents! (or any movement of those dynamics)!! 

i really really really like this idea and i would really love if anyone knows if this is a thing?? or if anyone wants to do this pls tag me omg!!