Ts Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Thomas, in love: I’ve got butterflies in my stomach ~
Virgil and Logan: Digest them
Patton: I heard you like bad boys
Janus: what?
Patton: I’m bad at everything
Janus, after a pause: did you just try and wink at me with both eyes?
Virgil, to the dark sides: let’s start an acapella group!
Logan, without looking up: continuous screaming doesn’t count as acapella
Virgil: I have a spider, she’s clearly superior!
Remus: my rat is so much better than a puny spider!
Patton: my frog is literally adorable!
Janus: my pet snake could eat all of your pets, therefore its the best!
Roman: well, i have a Logan so i win!
all sides: *nod in agreement*
Logan, blushing: I-
Virgil: DAD!
Janus and Patton at the same time: yes?
Virgil: oh sh*t
Patton: Who the heck do you think you are?? I am his dad!
Janus: I raised him!
Patton: I loved him!
Virgil: oof, I actually felt that on your behalf
more texting conversations
Roman: How many bodies you got?
Patton: 10!
Roman: lmao, patton is wild
Patton: yeah, i love all my friends
Virgil: does he- is no one gonna tell him?
Remus: i also have ten (:
*five minutes of silence in the gc*
Janus: and welcome back, guys gals and non-binary pals, to another round of does remus mean murder, s*x or something complete random! Who’s placing bets?!
Logan: 100% murder
Virgil: no, its deffo something random
Remus: Technically, you’re both right but I’m gonna say Virgil’s right but only cause Logan is too insufferable when he’s right
*ten minutes later*
Patton: WAIT ‘BODIES‘ IS TO DO WITH S*X??
Roman: YES. WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED BY THIS?!
Virgil: Babe, can you turn on the lights?
Patton: you’re the only light I need
Virgil: thats cute but I can’t FUCKING SEE
Patton, trying to come across as aggressive/authoritative: You’re toast, mister!
Roman, a petty himbo: OH YEAH? YOU AND WHO’S TOASTER!?
Roman: you dont scare me
Remus: I will gaslight you, I’m a cancer, don’t tempt me
Logan: Wait, who drinks the lactose free milk?
Patton: Me, I’m lactose intolerant
Logan: I literally saw you finish a pint of ice cream last night
Patton: I said I was lactose intolerant, not responsible
Patton: I don't know what to say
Janus: let me
Patton: don't be mean about it though
Janus, staring directly at Patton: frantic backspacing
Remus: Hey Janus?
Janus: what?
Remus: are you awake?
Janus: who the fuck do you think said what?!?