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Please,, The Demon Brothers Reacting To Being Called "submissive And Breedable" By MC
Please,, the demon brothers reacting to being called "submissive and breedable" by MC
Lookin Kinda Submissive. Perhaps Breedable
(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)
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Lucifer
What the fuck did you just say to him.
Doesn't even want to know the origins of whatever just came out of your mouth, but he dares you to say it again.
Do you really think Lucifer has the patience to deal with this today? You're already giving him a migraine and the day's barely even started why are you like this. You can see the light slowly fading from his eyes
Sighs like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders. You've reduced his lifespan significantly with that one statement. He doesn't even have the energy to punish you but now he's wondering if it's too late to take you out of the exchange program
Mammon
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO HE'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT HE'S NOT SUBMISSIVE IN ANY WAY THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO'D BE HONORED TO-
Takes that shit to heart. You've hurt him. Wounded his pride. He may never recover from this. He thought he could trust you.
Mammon's pretty sure you've hurt him so badly that he's now legally obligated to sue you. Where's his financial compensation??
Watch this man start lifting weights when you're around and walking around shirtless just to prove how much of a macho dom he is. Like, alpha male supreme. 100% man. Are you looking?
Levi
UH??HELLO??? HES JUST WATCHING TV HELLO????????
The king of social media has 100% seen that meme but that doesn't stop him from fucking choking????ramune is coming out of his nose?????
Stuck between laughing and nervously choking so it honestly sounds like you need to give him the heimlich-
This moment is forever ingrained into his memory, and every time he hears the phrase, he'll think of you. Please go away so he can try to undo the psychic damage you just dealt, thanks.
Satan
Slams his book shut immediately and gives you a look so hard, you'd swear that vein on his head might burst.
Care to repeat that, MC? No no go ahead, say it again. He wants to make sure he heard you right 🙂 Don't be shy go ahead 🙂🙂 He is no longer asking 🙂🙂🙂
Yeah what did you think was gonna happen? You're implying you plan to DOMINATE him? He's used to horny talk thanks to Asmo, so he's immune to the 'breedable' thing.
Beg for his forgiveness, then write a 1000 page apology letter. Yes he'll read the entire thing and yes he'll check for grammatical errors. You're being graded.
Asmo
I mean... yeah. That's the vibe he's going for, so he's glad you noticed 😘 Was it the way he styled his hair today? Oh, or maybe his new perfume??
But don't think the adorable Asmo is a one trick pony! He's not ALWAYS submi-
Anyway, if you were looking for a good time, all you had to do was ask! You don't have to beat around the bush like that, darling MC~! He's always willing to submit to you, unless you'd prefer something else? ❤️
Wait what do you mean it was a meme what's a meme
Beel
Hwhat
He's just trying to eat a sandwich man why you gotta do this to him. Beel may not be the brightest guy in the bunch, but he knows what BREEDABLE means.
Are you??proposing or something?? He's flattered but maybe you're hanging out with Asmo too much lately-
Sorry, he's gotta go. Lucifer's calling him. You just can't hear it because it's really quiet. He's using a tone of voice only demons can hear. Anyway bye
Belphie
Fucking goodnight.
There's no amount of sleep in the world that could've mentally prepared him for that, and now he's in recovery mode. *windows shut down noise*
Maybe you bounced a couple of screws loose when you died that one time? Anyway he knows he just woke up but uhhh
Don't talk to him. He's ignoring you. Go think about your actions while he contemplates the reason you were born with the ability to speak. You are not being perceived. His eyes are closed, perhaps forever. Maybe death isn't so bad after all.
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More Posts from Fully-automatic-ass
yay! requests are open! y'know that thing where the s/o being so weak for their partner? I wanted to request the demon bros being weak for their s/o? does that make sense?
like, for example, MC would pout a little, and say 'pwease 🥺' and the demon bros would be like, 'yes, go on, what do you want from me? would you like my-' they'd just be so weak for mc.
I hope that makes sense! also, if it's too much characters, you can just do mammon and satan :) thank you ;3
Their One Weakness: MC!
(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)
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Lucifer
Lucifer is known as the cruel eldest of the brothers. A sadist whose word is law, whose will can only be bent by Lord Diavolo himself. And yet since you came to the Devildom, all you ever seemed to do was the opposite of what he asked. Yet he still came to love you. He wonders if he spoils you too much...
Especially when you always seem to get your way one way or another. When you proposed the chaotic idea of a massive get together between the House of Lamentation and Purgatory Hall, Lucifer immediately said no. It’d be way too noisy and he had things to do.
But THEN... You fixed him with those damn EYES of yours.... The big eyes filled with sparkles and hopes that pleaded to him.... stop staring at him with them big ol eyes-
Lucifer REFUSES to acknowledge how cute you are when you look at him like that. Well, verbally anyway. You look like a kicked puppy...and he loves puppies...
"............I suppose if we prepare right now and get a dinner menu ready, it could be possible. And if you pout any harder you might pull a muscle, and I doubt I could explain that to Lord Diavolo. Now, go tell the others what you have planned."
Mammon
Mammon is practically the biggest MC simp in the world. You always occupy his thoughts any time of the day. 'Oh, MC would probably like one of these'. 'MC's always eatin' this for lunch. I'll grab one.' 'This would be way less borin' if MC were around...'
But as the Tsundere 🤢 king of the Devildom, there's no way he'll admit to any of that! So what if he's head over heels for you?! That doesn't mean he's gonna be all weak in the knees the moment you-
Wait, you're saying that because he lost a bet yesterday and promised he'd take you out to Ristorante Six and pay for the whole thing, now he's gotta pay up?!?! No way! He doesn't remember what you're talking about, and that voice recording you've got on your phone is clearly fake!
Mammon's dead set on weaseling out of his promise, until you freeze him in place with your pouty face... then you hit him with a "please..?" and the Avatar of Greed swears he might die right then and there.
"Tch..! Damn it, I ain't got a choice when ya look at me like that!!! What're ya playin' at, pulling' my heartstrings like that?! Hurry up and get dressed so we can go! A-and ya better eat your fill, too!"
Levi
The founder of the top secret MC Cult Fanclub, there's not much that could keep Levi from becoming putty in your hands. He's used to idolizing the objects of his affection, and you're no exception!
So when it comes to bending to your will, he's definitely the easiest. Except when it comes to n-...normie stuff...
Seriously, do you think someone like HIM should be going to The Fall?!?! No way! Not in a million, billion, trillion years!!!! You shouldn't get him to go to that crowded club even if you dragged him there!!!
Then... you hit him with the cute act... You declare your loyalty to him as his beloved Henry, fixing him with a pleading look that shoots him straight through the heart, and... GAH, HE'S GOT NO CHOICE!!!!!
"At... at least help me choose something to wear..! I don't know how I'm supposed to dress for normie stuff like this!!! Aaah... I wanna stay home, b-but when you say something like that, I just can't win-!"
Satan
Satan openly admits to how he likes to spoil you. It's cute seeing how big your grin becomes when he gives you something you wanted, and how happy you are when he takes you out for the evening.
But there are some things even he doesn't want to do, like when you suggest going to a chess tournament with Lucifer. You've been pressured by Lucifer wanting to attend, but figured it'd be easier to sit through with someone else. So why not Satan, who'd mentioned liking chess?
Yeah... he'd go if Lucifer weren't involved. As much as he'd love to go and pull some strings to ruin the match for the dear eldest, he's got something else planned involving a well timed glue bomb and Lucifer's study. So he'll pass.
Or so he thought, until you started poking your fingers together and mentioned how you'd hoped you could both enjoy it together. Kind of like a date..? Gah, his heart and its weakness for unconventional dates-!!!!
"...I... suppose I could go. It’d be nice to study how Lucifer plays, so I can finally beat him. Don't you think the look on his face will be priceless? And if you're there as well, I'll be able to stomach watching his face for an hour."
Asmo
Asmo LOVES you more than aaanyone!! There's no one who loves you more, you know? Why, he wants to involve you in every aspect of his life, and actively tries to do just that! He's even tried dragging you into the tub with him a few times...
And when it comes to spoiling you, he loves it! He's always the one being spoiled, so it makes him giddy when he can give a little back. If there's anything you want from him, just tell him and he'll make it happen!
Eh? You want to play fangol? With HIM?? Um... pass. You know he just got his nails done, right? Asmo's not really a fan of running around with a ball and getting knocked to the ground, so... no thanks! ❤️
Wait, don't make that face! What're you looking so glum for?? He'll kiss your sadness away, and- Eh?! You don't want a kiss?? You really wanna play THAT badly?????
"....You really don't have me mistaken for Beel, right..? You really want to play with ME? ...Haaaah, fine! I'll play one game with you, and in exchange, you have to spend all of tomorrow with moi! Sounds good, right~? Now let me see if Satan will let me borrow some of his clothes...urgh..."
Beel
As a 'go with the flow' guy, there's not much Beel won't do with you, even if it's not really something he's interested in. As long as he has you around and a surplus of snacks, he's fine with anything.
Until you suggest going to Majolish to try on some stylish outfits. You mention how Beel wears variations of the same thing all the time, so it's time for an update! He thinks you're spending too much time with Asmo...
Beel isn't really into tight, itchy, stiff fabrics like the 'stylish' things they sell at Majolish, and decides he'd much rather go to Hell's Kitchen instead. He's hungry. Are you hungry?
'Stop changing the subject'? Ah.. damn it 😔 Wait, now you're saying you just wanted to buy fancy outfits because you were planning to take him to Ristorante Six?! You can't tell if he's blushing over your consideration or the idea of food, but now Beel's looking through the clothes with earnest.
"I didn't know you were the winner of that 'all you can eat' coupon lottery. When I didn't win I was pretty upset, but I'm glad to know it was you. Even if these clothes are weird, I'll wear them. Can you pick something good for me?"
Belphie
Belphie likes to spoil you in more subtle ways, instead of simping as hard as his brothers. He's still as much of a sucker for you as they are though, much to his dismay. All you have to do is smile and you've got him wrapped around your gross human finger.
But when you mention wanting to go biking with Lord Diavolo and wanting him to come along, Belphie suddenly discovers that his ears don't work anymore. Anyway, goodnight-
Hey, stop poking him like that. Can't you see an deaf man is trying to sleep here?? And what's with that face..? You're pouting so hard you look like you're going to explode. It's cute, but Belphie can close his eyes an not see it.
But then you scoot into bed with him and hold him from behind, and the sleepy demon starts feeling his resolve crumble. You have some dirty tactics, huh..? Getting all cozy with him just because he's got a soft spot for you...
"...............Why Diavolo of all people..? I'd prefer anyone over him. Ugh... Hey, they still rent out those two person bikes, don't they? I'll only go if I can ride on that with you. I'll sit right behind you and cheer you on, okay? ..What's with that look? I'm joking...maybe."


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what if I became a vtuber lmao