Percy: Remember That One Time You Dared Me To Lick A Swing Set?

Percy: remember that one time you dared me to lick a swing set?

Annabeth: no Percy i said “don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.

Did you know Rick riordan has confirmed Percy is pan :3

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

Percy: fuck this shit i just want to go to university

Annabeth: just singing as loud and randomly as possible

Percy: im so done with this let me go home

meanwhile Hebe: STOP MANGLING A PERFECTLY GOOD SONG *turns into a baby*

been thinking about that scene in chalice of the gods when percy and annabeth are singing karaoke together. and it's so funny bc percy "if anything, i should be getting a scholarship to NRU" jackson is just stone-faced, fed up with this bullshit and just sings the song bc dammit this might as well happening. and annabeth "this quest is the least dangerous things i've had to do in my entire life, and i'm trapped in my eight-year-old body with no guaranteed that i'll return to myself" chase is just singing her heart out, adding a ridiculous amount of riffs and runs, and is definitely off-key and off tempo. like, percy could not be more pissed off about how stupid it'll be if they don't survive, and annabeth could not care any less about how they win as long as they do. this is a hilarious visual. hats off to rick.

Why did i go to tap “no”

"hows the job search going"

Chiron: do you have everything you need?

Percy: yes.

Chiron: Riptide?

Percy: of course

Chiron: armour?

Percy: yep

Chiron: sarcastic comeback?

Percy: always

Chiron *all choked up*: my baby’s going off to war

So I just looked at this and laughed then said “gay rats” then my sister leaned over and looked at it and deadass said “just like you”

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