My Younger Self Would Have Killed For A Post Like This. I Was Super Self-conscious About Having Brown

My younger self would have killed for a post like this. I was super self-conscious about having brown eyes when I was a kid (for some reason that was definitely not related to the lack of romanticization, what are you talking about--). I was insecure about my appearance in general, and my eyes weren't something I was bullied over or anything (unlike other aspects of my appearance), but I got really, really hung up about my eye color in a way that I didn't about most other parts of myself.

So thank you, OP, and thank you to all the amazing reblogs. You just made a kid really happy. :')

brown eyes so dark they look black are the best actually and I don't give a fuck about sunlight hitting them to make them lighter either I want to be consumed by the inky abyss

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 19

April: Why is Mikey crying? Leo: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Mikey: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! April: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Mikey: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! April: NO, NOT THAT!

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Splinter: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*

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Raph: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container. Todd: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Big Mama, teaching Foot Lieutenant to drive: Okay, you're driving and Foot Brute and Draxum walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Foot Lieutenant: Oh, definitely Draxum. I could never hurt Foot Brute. Big Mama, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Warren: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Hypno: What's that? Warren: Remorse code. Hypno: I'm even angrier now.

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Jupiter Jim: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Red Fox and not do the thing, Jupiter Jim: Well there’s a clear right answer here. Jupiter Jim: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Donnie: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Donnie: I will not yield.

Dad Appreciation Post #2

Someone at my dad's workplace was selling a Switch, and the madlad actually bought it for me as an early birthday gift.

I'm really excited to try out some of the games that came with it (particularly Splatoon 2 and Minecraft), as well as the FNAF Core Collection that I bought last year.

My dad isn't always the best at expressing his emotions verbally, but with actions and gift-giving, he goes sicko mode. He really is amazing, and I'm truly lucky to have him in my life. :)

pls rb for a bigger sample size!!

Okay, so now that April Fool's Day is over, here's what I typed yesterday. This is the exact same stuff, just in English instead of wingdings (and I left out the first bit since it was just a ramble about the whole wingdings gag).

A︎u︎t︎i︎s︎m︎ S︎p︎e︎a︎ks︎ i︎s︎ a︎ h︎o︎r︎r︎i︎b︎l︎e︎ o︎r︎g︎a︎n︎i︎z︎a︎t︎i︎o︎n︎.︎ T︎h︎e︎y︎ m︎a︎y︎ b︎e︎ t︎r︎y︎i︎n︎g︎ t︎o︎ d︎i︎s︎t︎a︎n︎c︎e︎ t︎h︎e︎m︎s︎e︎l︎v︎e︎s︎ f︎r︎o︎m︎ t︎h︎e︎i︎r︎ p︎a︎s︎t︎,︎ b︎u︎t︎ w︎e︎ c︎a︎n︎'︎t︎ l︎e︎t︎ p︎e︎o︎p︎l︎e︎ f︎a︎l︎l︎ f︎o︎r︎ i︎t︎.︎ T︎h︎e︎r︎e︎'︎s︎ n︎o︎ w︎a︎y︎ t︎o︎ e︎r︎a︎s︎e︎ o︎r︎ "︎t︎a︎ke︎ b︎a︎c︎k"︎ t︎h︎a︎t︎ w︎r︎e︎t︎c︎h︎e︎d︎ "︎I︎ A︎m︎ A︎u︎t︎i︎s︎m︎"︎ v︎i︎d︎e︎o︎.︎ T︎h︎e︎r︎e︎'︎s︎ n︎o︎ t︎a︎ki︎n︎g︎ b︎a︎c︎k t︎h︎a︎t︎ ki︎n︎d︎ o︎f︎ a︎b︎l︎e︎i︎s︎m︎.︎ I︎f︎ I︎ r︎e︎m︎e︎m︎b︎e︎r︎ c︎o︎r︎r︎e︎c︎t︎l︎y︎,︎ t︎h︎e︎r︎e︎ a︎r︎e︎n︎'︎t︎ e︎v︎e︎n︎ a︎n︎y︎ a︎u︎t︎i︎s︎t︎i︎c︎ p︎e︎o︎p︎l︎e︎ o︎n︎ t︎h︎e︎ e︎x︎e︎c︎u︎t︎i︎v︎e︎ b︎o︎a︎r︎d︎.︎ A︎u︎t︎i︎s︎m︎ l︎i︎t︎e︎r︎a︎l︎l︎y︎ d︎o︎e︎s︎ n︎o︎t︎ h︎a︎v︎e︎ a︎ v︎o︎i︎c︎e︎ a︎t︎ A︎u︎t︎i︎s︎m︎ S︎p︎e︎a︎ks︎.︎

Let's band together and take them down. Expose them on a wide scale for what they really are, and spread autism acceptance while we're at it.

Let the fiery pits of hell swallow them whole.

April is “Autism Awareness Month”, so here are a few reminders for you to keep in mind:

Autism Speaks is a hate group.

The reasoning behind “Light It Up Blue” (that there are more autistic boys than girls) stems from a tendency in doctors to base their autism diagnoses on stereotypes and sometimes refuse to diagnose girls.

Most autistic people don’t want a “cure” for autism and don’t support Autism Speaks.

Autism Speaks has given abusive/ableist parents legitimacy by portraying autism as a terrifying, life-ruining affliction and sympathising with parents who have contemplated killing their children, or actually killed them.

The views of autistic people are more important in this topic than the views of our allistic family members and peers.

Autism is not a disease.

Very little (about 4%) of Autism Speaks’ proceeds go toward supporting autistic people. More of it goes toward catering.

Autism is not a tragedy.

What autistic people need is acceptance, not awareness. 

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