Original Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: Back To School Edition

Original Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: Back to School Edition

I don't wanna go back to school, but classes start again this week, so I have to... Maybe this will motivate me a little. Like my other original incorrect quotes stuff, these are based on things that I have experienced in real life. Enjoy. :)

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Splinter: Good morning, everyone. For today's lesson, we have-- Leo: *rides in on a scooter board he "borrowed" from the gym* Splinter: Leo: Leo: ...Hey.

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April: Okay, guys, we need to focus if we're all gonna pass this test. Let's get to studying. Donnie, 5 minutes later: Hey, check this out. I found a personality quiz telling you which U.S. president you'd be. [The entire class rushes to take this quiz, derailing the study session for the rest of the allotted time.]

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Voice over the gymnasium speaker: The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin... ~ Mikey: *collapses onto the floor after about ten laps* Raph: *still Naruto running across the gym after fifty laps* Mikey: ...Showoff... :p

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Draxum: To demonstrate just how easily diseases can spread, we're going to do a short experiment. As you can see, each of you has been given a vial. One of them is "diseased" with a chemical that will turn pink upon testing. You must share the contents of your vial with three others. Any questions? No? Then get to it. Mikey: TURTLE SWAP GO!!! [All the turtles share their vials' contents with each other. Somehow, none of them get "infected."] Draxum: ...Okay, how?

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Leo, on his third can of Bang Energy in half an hour: *bobbing his leg up and down at record speed* Whoo! Man, I feel alive! Big Mama: ...Leo, do you need to go see the nurse? Leo: Nah, I'm cool! Never better! I'll be fine! Big Mama: ...O...kay... *takes a sip of coffee* Anyway, on to the War of 1812--

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[During a mini chess tournament in their Spanish class] Casey II: *captura una de las torres de Donnie usando su reina, poniéndola en frente de la reina de Donnie* Aha! Donnie, sin emoción: *usa su reina para capturar a la reina de Casey II* Casey II: ...Oh. ଵ˛̼ଵ

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Raph, after injecting a sea urchin with some kind of chemical to make it release its sperm/eggs: *curled up on the floor, shaking a bit* I think I hurt it... I mean, it's gonna die anyway, but I think the needle hurt it... April: Hey, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fine, and you're gonna be fine, okay? Draxum: *approaches, only to examine the sea urchin* Wow, look at it go! You two must have some kind of super-male! *leaves without doing anything else* April: Pfft-- Raph: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Turtle Zodiac

I come up with weird things when I'm bored, so here. Have a ROTTMNT character (or two) for your zodiac sign.

Just turtles:

Fire signs: Raph

Earth signs: Donnie

Air signs: Leo

Water signs: Mikey

Wider cast:

Aries: Cassandra

Taurus: April

Gemini: Todd

Cancer: Casey Jr.

Leo: Marcus Moncrief (aka Jupiter Jim)

Virgo: Splinter*

Libra: Leo(nardo)

Scorpio: Baron Draxum

Sagittarius: Raph

Capricorn: Donnie

Aquarius: Sunita

Pisces: Mikey

*Doesn't match up with my headcanon since both he and April ended up being Tauruses there, but I wanted to include him anyway

Oh my banana pancakes, this sounds awesome! And it's for charity? For sea turtles??? Cowabunga, I'm in!

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100th post babyyyyyyyy

I've been seeing this turtle drawing challenge/meme going around, and I wanted to take a stab at it, so here it is.

Favorite turtle:

Venus de Milo, obviously. But seriously, Donnie is one of the best things that's ever happened to my life.

Favorite to draw:

"Yes, yes. Keep inflating my ego!"

Least favorite to draw:

Mikey. Sweet, sweet Angelo. You're awesome and precious, but your roundness and extra little details make you pretty difficult to draw. ^^"

Draw your favorite with your non-dominant hand:

"Help--"

Favorite expression:

It may only appear for ~2 seconds in the background of the Hidden City episodes, but it's a gem. It cracks me up every time.

Favorite non-turtle character:

This was a really tough one, but I couldn't pass up drawing the legendary Cassandra Jones. Splinter, April, and Hypno were also in the running.

Next-Level Brain Rot

I had a dream last night that there was some kind of upcoming crossover between ROTTMNT and FNAF, and that Funko was releasing promotional Mystery Minis for it. Details I remember:

The animatronics were from multiple games in the FNAF series, but the only one I can clearly recall is Classic Freddy.

The minis were done in a similar style to Funko Pops.

Donnie was the rarest of the turtles (1/72), followed by Mikey (1/36, and a Target exclusive for some reason). Raph was very common (1/6), as was Leo (1/9, which isn't a multiple of 1/6, but he's always been a bit extra).

You could get individual boxes or three-box bundles.

Little accessories (like clear purple goggles for Donnie or slices of pizza) were included in each of the bundles.

In my quest to get Donnie, I somehow wound up with all the other turtles.

I might have to draw some crossover artwork now.

Who else is sick of very particular bots randomly deciding to follow you? Because I always get so happy to see that "[name] has started following you" notification, and about half the time, it's one of those bots. It's always a buzzkill.

In addition to being annoyed, though, I'm confused. I'm just a tiny account that posts stuff about funny fictional turtles. What does the algorithm see that I don't?