Reddit Permabanned Me For Reporting Bots. They Did Not Ban The Bots. The Dead Internet Theory Is Happening

Reddit permabanned me for reporting bots. They did not ban the bots. The dead internet theory is happening and it is on Reddit, so don't worry, you're probably being downvoted by a poorly written line of code.

Wouldn't care if I did. Yay for flash drives!

I know this is supposed to be about the US, but it is eerily accurate to Israel. 🤔

It's already hard enough being the worlds shortest elf, I don't want to deal with the further ostracization from being undead. 😭

DNR but it stands for "do not resurrect"

When have I ever been first?

A question for the ages.

As a tot in my mothers arms,

I was still only second 

To the plants she kept on the sill,

And as I grew I became second

To various things more;

To the state of the house,

To income and money,

To my older, healthier sister,

To my father and his "quirks".

No room to call my own,

No privacy to speak of,

No emotions allowed past curfew.

I thought that maybe,

When I'm out,

It'll be over,

But it only gets worse.

My health is secondary 

To various whims,

My sleep is secondary

To deafening hymns,

My suffering is secondary

To what's displayed on the screen,

And no emotions allowed past curfew.

Sure, I am primary for myself.

This would be nice, if not for

How Ill I am,

And the fact that i cannot

Prioritize myself, since i cannot 

Do everything myself,

And so I'm dependent 

On being the top priority

Of external persons

Who never prioritized me once.

Of those who walk past me,

Often looking through.

I wonder if he knows how absolutely gorgeous he is. My bet is that he totally does. Otherwise, why would he be posing for every single picture?